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I thought Mark Morrison was black? :huh:

Adam would've been singing 'Return of the Mack Cat'.

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Just about got the majority of my Christmas shopping done. Got one of my mates 'Ron Jeremy' hardcore rum which will go down a treat when he opens it at his in-laws on Christmas Day.

I've just got to get a daft jumper for my other pal, he's going to be a dad for the first time, so I got him 'go the f**k to sleep' as well. We also have a 'daddy wanted a blow job' babygro but we will keep that until the wee lassie comes along.

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Who is Mark Morriss?

Looking Reem Adam :wub:

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Bought a mug, scarf and hat out the Jags shop. Also got a programme and my free scarf.

Got pure REKT.

Woke up went for a pish and there was the bag in the bathroom.

Result!

p.s. There was also a bag of Quavers in there and some loose monster munch.

#Winning

p.p.s. kitchen was awash with red lentils though :(

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He is, Mark Morriss isn't. HTH :P

Genuinely thought Mrs M had missed out the end of his surname and Adam knew better than to correct it. Carry on!

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I've just got to get a daft jumper for my other pal, he's going to be a dad for the first time, so I got him 'go the f**k to sleep'

People are going to walk past him and think, "ha, he's a really funny guy. I wish he was one of my friends. I might actually go and get one of those funny slogan jumpers as well, I wonder if they do something that illustrates me as a beer-drinker."

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People are going to walk past him and think, "ha, he's a really funny guy. I wish he was one of my friends. I might actually go and get one of those funny slogan jumpers as well, I wonder if they do something that illustrates me as a beer-drinker."

Or they may think, "look at that fanny!"

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My kids go to their dad tomorrow until

Xmas day. Last bedtime I've to deal with before Christmas Day!

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My kids go to their dad tomorrow until

Xmas day. Last bedtime I've to deal with before Christmas Day!

^^^Pie and bovril mother of the year.

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^^^Pie and bovril mother of the year.

I make no apology for looking forward to lunchtime drinking on Wednesday!

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I make no apology for looking forward to lunchtime drinking on Wednesday!

Take the weans to the pub tomorrow and get him to pick them up from there.

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Went to TGI Fridays for my birthday earlier and it wasn't completely shit. If that's not a RTBC I don't know what is.

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Bottle of whisky from a supplier.

Do these bribes work ie. would think you think more favourably about reordering if you got a nice bottle of malt at Christmas?

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