Lisa Cuddy Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 I was at work! Might head back there now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 (edited) I was at work! Might head back there now. Wouldn't bother, if he's still in the bath it will be well wrinkly by now. Might as well experience the joys of solo clubbing, you can't beat it! Edited September 26, 2015 by welshbairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 Wouldn't bother, if he's still in the bath it will be well wrinkly by now. Might as well experience the joys of solo clubbing, you can't beat it! I meant back to work. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 I meant back to work. Ah. (makes a hasty retreat..) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 Are you sure? Because what you've just described was definitely the work of someone with a fanny. I'm a modern man, what can I say. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 I was partaking in #whodareschings in the loft limo last night 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 The laughing at this post as seen the wife go mental at me for spilling irn bru onto the carpet. Cheers cunto Another one breaking off from nocturnal activities to read posts on P&B, and drink fizzy beverages too. Bad form, gentlemen. Hopefully you gave the carpet a thorough polishing by way of apology. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 Just accepted a new job. Same company and technically a sideways move but a salary increase. Which is nice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DDcups Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 I was partaking in #whodareschings in the loft limo last night Is the limo cheap and tacky inside? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 Wife took the weans to bed last night at 8:30 so I had an excellent night of playing (and completing) Metal Gear Solid 2, playing Hearthstone, watching The X Files and going out a wee run. #winning 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wellfan09 Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 Crispy coated BBQ peanuts 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 When you say you're off to the shop for a beer and the other half informs you that there's a secret stash which she recently bought (but wouldn't place in the fridge where it would have a life expectancy of <24hrs). Joker IPA, Caley Edinburgh Castle & Cairngorm Gold to choose from. She knows me, must be love etc. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 When you say you're off to the shop for a beer and the other half informs you that there's a secret stash which she recently bought (but wouldn't place in the fridge where it would have a life expectancy of <24hrs). Joker IPA, Caley Edinburgh Castle & Cairngorm Gold to choose from. She knows me, must be love etc. Is that right? Not the love thing, about beer in the fridge. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 Is that right? Not the love thing, about beer in the fridge. Indeed. Hidden in a bag beside the ironing board of all places. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 When you say you're off to the shop for a beer and the other half informs you that there's a secret stash which she recently bought (but wouldn't place in the fridge where it would have a life expectancy of <24hrs). Joker IPA, Caley Edinburgh Castle & Cairngorm Gold to choose from. She knows me, must be love etc. If she's the sort that would hide beer she's definitely sneaky enough to have a hidden bank account. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 If she's the sort that would hide beer she's definitely sneaky enough to have a hidden bank account. I was just wondering who she was hiding it for. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 I was just wondering who she was hiding it for. Clearly a metrosexual or she wouldn't have put the stash by the ironing board. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 When you say you're off to the shop for a beer and the other half informs you that there's a secret stash which she recently bought (but wouldn't place in the fridge where it would have a life expectancy of <24hrs). Joker IPA, Caley Edinburgh Castle & Cairngorm Gold to choose from. She knows me, must be love etc. Window cleaner isn't going to be too happy when it's only his hole he's getting this week since some c**t drank his beer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 Window cleaner isn't going to be too happy when it's only his hole he's getting this week since some c**t drank his beer. Now you say that, she did say she cleaned the windows the other day using a supposedly brand new power hose thing which she bought that very afternoon... which I've yet to actually see. All this whilst I was up Ben Lawers for the day. F***. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 Now you say that, she did say she cleaned the windows the other day using a supposedly brand new power hose thing which she bought that very afternoon... which I've yet to actually see. All this whilst I was up Ben Lawers for the day. F***. Was this a tantric experience? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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