Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 Beat me to it, well played, Simon must be rattled. I know he is very attractive, but I wouldn't go that far. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 Aah right, I see. You could've just got me a bottle of wine and a card or something though rather than offering to stick your penis up my anus. I appreciate the thought all the same. Interesting that you immediately went to his penis penetrating your anus. Tell us about your childhood. Was potty training particularly traumatic for you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 19, 2015 Share Posted September 19, 2015 (edited) Cheers. Trains Will everybody know your name?Eta. Will you get a gun? Edited September 19, 2015 by Sergeant Wilson 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted September 19, 2015 Share Posted September 19, 2015 Enjoy the money. Say goodbye to your life I'm guessing you are a conductor then? I know quite a few of the Dumfries conductors and they praise the job tbh. The Dumfries line is one of the better ones to work I'm told 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdgarusQPFC Posted September 19, 2015 Share Posted September 19, 2015 Away to Southport airshow with the missus and spending the night in Blackpool before coming home tomorrow night. Been looking forward to this all year 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted September 19, 2015 Share Posted September 19, 2015 I've seen the way Gman conducts himself in real life. It's a sight to behold. Congrats on the job and remember to up your drinking to Tryfield levels now your on the choo choos. Will do!! Cheers bud 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhead81 Posted September 19, 2015 Share Posted September 19, 2015 Got the conductor job and my notice has been handed in at my current place of employment I'm about as happy to be leaving as I am about starting a new job Completely different route (chortle) for me but I'm looking forward to it. If for no other reason, I've literally doubled my salary Happy days. Well done pal! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinkerbelle Posted September 19, 2015 Share Posted September 19, 2015 Keep your hands on the beer trolley when the gers come to town. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted September 19, 2015 Share Posted September 19, 2015 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted September 19, 2015 Share Posted September 19, 2015 Well in QOS, now you've doubled your wage - laupin' your finger off = bad, leaving your finger be = good. Paedo 1978 shorts - bad, new shorts = good. Make it happen mate. And good luck 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinkerbelle Posted September 19, 2015 Share Posted September 19, 2015 Just ate a whole big box of Malteasers. #fat twat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 19, 2015 Share Posted September 19, 2015 I'm guessing you are a conductor then? I know quite a few of the Dumfries conductors and they praise the job tbh. The Dumfries line is one of the better ones to work I'm told I hope they don't give you a ticket punch, you don't have a good track record with sharp implements. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 19, 2015 Share Posted September 19, 2015 Got the conductor job and my notice has been handed in at my current place of employment I'm about as happy to be leaving as I am about starting a new job Completely different route (chortle) for me but I'm looking forward to it. If for no other reason, I've literally doubled my salary Happy days. Congratulations, but this is your P&B life from now on! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 19, 2015 Share Posted September 19, 2015 Away to Southport airshow with the missus and spending the night in Blackpool before coming home tomorrow night. Been looking forward to this all year At least one of these is surely a euphemism. Who possibly enjoys airshows and Blackpool? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted September 19, 2015 Share Posted September 19, 2015 I've been on the Saturday night Dumfries to Glasgow train before with a dozen of us and a bigot hen party going from New Cumnock to Auchinleck for their big night, who got so wound up after their attempted sash bash on the train was shouted down that they pelted the train with Magners' bottles when they got off. I'd be taking out an insurance plan tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted September 19, 2015 Share Posted September 19, 2015 Not me personally but a good friend is. Does the Perth to Inverness line. Posts on here, he is minted and likes his job but works silly hours. Aye the 4am start is something I'm not looking forward to right enough Well in QOS, now you've doubled your wage - laupin' your finger off = bad, leaving your finger be = good. Paedo 1978 shorts - bad, new shorts = good. Make it happen mate. And good luck Aye, I reckon my first purchase will be a new pair of shorts. It'll be a sad day when I have to chuck the paedo shorts though. Keep and eye on the Things You Want To Share topic over the coming months. Those badboys are going to receive a well deserved eulogy from me the day I incinerate them I hope they don't give you a ticket punch, you don't have a good track record with sharp implements. I still have to go for the medical right enough. *Prays they don't ask to see my ticket punch technique* I've been on the Saturday night Dumfries to Glasgow train before with a dozen of us and a bigot hen party going from New Cumnock to Auchinleck for their big night, who got so wound up after their attempted sash bash on the train was shouted down that they pelted the train with Magners' bottles when they got off. I'd be taking out an insurance plan tbh. Aye it's rough up that way right enough. I imagine some Times will be a 'Stay in the Cabin' job Cheers folks! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted September 19, 2015 Share Posted September 19, 2015 Staying in the cabin is their get-out clause for everything. I'd stay there to see how long it'd take Scotfail to work it out - 18 months no bother IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampy Posted September 19, 2015 Share Posted September 19, 2015 Imagine going to Auchinleck for your big night out though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 19, 2015 Share Posted September 19, 2015 Imagine going to Auchinleck for your big night out though.You'd understand if you'd been to New Cumnock. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted September 19, 2015 Share Posted September 19, 2015 At every stop until Glasgow that train acts as the last chopper out of Saigon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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