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Just finished my old shit job and don't start my new shit job for two weeks and the wife and kids are now away until the 19th of next month. I have bought all the shitty unhealthy food that please the fat belly the most, downloaded all of lost and talked the mother in law to take the dog while the wife is away. Happy days.

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Just finished my old shit job and don't start my new shit job for two weeks and the wife and kids are now away until the 19th of next month. I have bought all the shitty unhealthy food that please the fat belly the most, downloaded all of lost and talked the mother in law to take the dog while the wife is away. Happy days.

Forgot to say that I am going to try and make a new record for how much a man in his 30s can wack it off.

Kate from lost yum yum yum

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Just got the keys to my first ever property. Yeldi.

Good luck pal. The best bit of advice I could give is to make sure your friends treat it with respect and not a party flat. I made that very mistake.

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Was going to post in PTTGOYN that I would be missing Largs first cup final in 3years tonight, but instead I got some extra money together and I'm currently sitting in the sun at Lancaster station on my way to the match. Mon the Largs!

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There's a street market on in Killie until Sunday. The wife insisted we go today and I'm glad we did because for lunch I had genuine currywurst for the first time ever. I've seen it mentioned on here and always fancied it - I wasn't disappointed. Brilliant! :thumsup2

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Forgot to say that I am going to try and make a new record for how much a man in his 30s can wack it off.

My record is untouchable.

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My record is untouchable.

Ooooh I dont know.

I was considering putting sports tape on my fingers for a better grip and rougher feel.

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Kicking Bishop Brennan up the arse is on tonight.

Sorry bro, trumped by Otis/Stax at the BBC.

No less funny though.

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More lost for me today. Might even try sitting on the other chair in the living room.

Its strange but I can't remember ever sitting on it. I have my chair and I never really cheat on it unless I fancy a stretch out on the sofa.

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5lives Fighting Talk.

Tonights end of season live show ended with Bob Mills having to "defend the indefensible" for 20 seconds, and his statement to defend was

"give me 20 minutes and I could turn Claire Balding"

Epic stuff from Mills :)

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Watching the sunrise at 4.15 this morning made me realise that, spending a Saturday nightshift in the North sea isn't all that bad

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Absolute catastrophic word. Only a Livi alias troll could come up with such bawbaggery.

think its a pretty dece word tbh

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Having a day in London. Glorious. Fa.ntastc city. Weather is cracking too. Best city in the world.

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^^^^ London gala day imo.......

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