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Was just looking at this club career - he has OKish stats everywhere then you look at the two Queens spells and it's like he's on Peruvian marching powder [emoji3]
His time at Saints was hardly startling... think he scored about two goals in twenty odd games. This was early Dobbie mind you. He made Kris Boyd look svelte and athletic in those days.
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17 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:

This.

https://www.eveningexpress.co.uk/fp/sport/football/highland-league/cove-thump-berwick-in-play-off-final-first-leg/

Not the fact that Cove won or Berwick lost but the fact that the report has the goal scorers in CAPITAL letters.

This was also of note.

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 his driven cross-cum shot was fumbled by Goodfellow.

 

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My daughter's U8 team won their first league game today. Their record over the last season and a bit was

LLLLLLLLLLLLLDLLLLLL

Add a W to that! Very proud Dad/Coach.

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Toilets in Japanese hotels. Apart from heated seats, and adjustable pressure and temperature for arse cleaning the one in my room automatically raise the lid when you enter the room and flushes itself and lowers the lid when you’re finished.

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6 hours ago, Swarley said:

My daughter's U8 team won their first league game today. Their record over the last season and a bit was

LLLLLLLLLLLLLDLLLLLL

Add a W to that! Very proud Dad/Coach.

You thought about living in Dundee?

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3 hours ago, Eednud said:

Toilets in Japanese hotels. Apart from heated seats, and adjustable pressure and temperature for arse cleaning the one in my room automatically raise the lid when you enter the room and flushes itself and lowers the lid when you’re finished.

Do you still need paper or does your rosebud get dried as well?

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31 minutes ago, welshbairn said:

Do you still need paper or does your rosebud get dried as well?

IIRC, they have Fergie lavvies that give your balloon knot the hairdryer treatment.

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20 hours ago, welshbairn said:

Do you still need paper or does your rosebud get dried as well?

All depends on the type of shite you’ve produce but the self closing ones will sort the stand-up wipers from the sit dooners.

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On 12/05/2019 at 14:50, Eednud said:

Toilets in Japanese hotels. Apart from heated seats, and adjustable pressure and temperature for arse cleaning the one in my room automatically raise the lid when you enter the room and flushes itself and lowers the lid when you’re finished.

Going to Osaka in a couple of weeks, looking forward to this.

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