welshbairn Posted September 23, 2018 Share Posted September 23, 2018 Aye this. I try to sneak upstairs but have to avoid the two of them seeing me, then try to time the opening/closing of the baby gate so they wont hear it and kick off. Murder. When my niece and nephew were about your size they banged on the toilet door while I was having a shite and asked what I was doing. "I'm having a most excellent poo." They collapsed in giggles and repeated it endlessly for weeks which annoyed their parents no end. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted September 23, 2018 Share Posted September 23, 2018 19 minutes ago, welshbairn said: When my niece and nephew were about your size they banged on the toilet door while I was having a shite and asked what I was doing. "I'm having a most excellent poo." They collapsed in giggles and repeated it endlessly for weeks which annoyed their parents no end. Only really greenied for the first line tbh. Anyway, as is the flow of the conversation, I am sat on the pan right now. As in, right this minute typing. Door is wide open, house is gloriously empty. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted September 23, 2018 Share Posted September 23, 2018 I’m doing my second shite today right now. Got my window open and can hear traffic going by but I still feel nice and peaceful. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UsedToGoToCentralPark Posted September 23, 2018 Share Posted September 23, 2018 Wife out shoppingDecent game on the TVMajor upgrade completed yesterdayBacon rolls incomingMight have a beer as well 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted September 23, 2018 Share Posted September 23, 2018 Wife out shoppingDecent game on the TVMajor upgrade completed yesterday Bacon rolls incomingMight have a beer as wellWife or TV? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UsedToGoToCentralPark Posted September 23, 2018 Share Posted September 23, 2018 Wife or TV? Database 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted September 23, 2018 Share Posted September 23, 2018 Sir Steve Clarke and Lord Dyer of Forest Gate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted September 24, 2018 Share Posted September 24, 2018 When my niece and nephew were about your size they banged on the toilet door while I was having a shite and asked what I was doing. "I'm having a most excellent poo." They collapsed in giggles and repeated it endlessly for weeks which annoyed their parents no end. My 6 yo son says he is away for a shite. Gid father that I am. His Scottish is getting there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted September 24, 2018 Share Posted September 24, 2018 2 hours ago, SlipperyP said: 20 hours ago, welshbairn said: When my niece and nephew were about your size they banged on the toilet door while I was having a shite and asked what I was doing. "I'm having a most excellent poo." They collapsed in giggles and repeated it endlessly for weeks which annoyed their parents no end. My 6 yo son says he is away for a shite. Gid father that I am. His Scottish is getting there. He should be saying 'jobby' until he's 16. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted September 24, 2018 Share Posted September 24, 2018 (edited) 4 hours ago, Dee Man said: He should be saying 'jobby' until he's 16. No, can't do that. He needs to know the real deal. By 16 he'll probably be scoring for Forfar against Dundee in the 3 div...least of our worries (and getting capped for Thailand)....sorry must add, him standing proud at the world cup and me you thinking what a great game we played against Albania in 2018 . Shite eh? Edited September 24, 2018 by SlipperyP 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted September 24, 2018 Share Posted September 24, 2018 New doctor in work is an Irish lass with a very Irish name. Obviously cannae tell folk her name but it has SIX mixings of letters that you only see in Irish/Gaelic that sound differently to what ye would expect in English. "mh" = v and "aoi" = e and all that stuff. So all the departments are wanting to speak to new doctor and phoning up asking for her with terrible attempts to pronounce the name and getting irate at me saying that's not how it's pronounced OR they've already heard her name and been asking how to spell it to send an e-mail and just straight up refusing to believe me when I give them the spelling. I had one very posh sounding consultant going absolutely raj at me and demanding to speak to the duty manager to complain about me only to have a grovelling apology twenty minutes later. Not supposed to be on the phones this week but this has made it totally worthwhile. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted September 24, 2018 Share Posted September 24, 2018 New doctor in work is an Irish lass with a very Irish name. Obviously cannae tell folk her name but it has SIX mixings of letters that you only see in Irish/Gaelic that sound differently to what ye would expect in English. "mh" = v and "aoi" = e and all that stuff. So all the departments are wanting to speak to new doctor and phoning up asking for her with terrible attempts to pronounce the name and getting irate at me saying that's not how it's pronounced OR they've already heard her name and been asking how to spell it to send an e-mail and just straight up refusing to believe me when I give them the spelling. I had one very posh sounding consultant going absolutely raj at me and demanding to speak to the duty manager to complain about me only to have a grovelling apology twenty minutes later. Not supposed to be on the phones this week but this has made it totally worthwhile.Is it Saoirse? Because I only learned how that sounds about a week ago. I actually quite like it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 24, 2018 Share Posted September 24, 2018 “Keeva”? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonS Posted September 24, 2018 Share Posted September 24, 2018 Only really greenied for the first line tbh. Anyway, as is the flow of the conversation, I am sat on the pan right now. As in, right this minute typing. Door is wide open, house is gloriously empty. This reminds me of: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted September 24, 2018 Share Posted September 24, 2018 New doctor in work is an Irish lass with a very Irish name. Obviously cannae tell folk her name but it has SIX mixings of letters that you only see in Irish/Gaelic that sound differently to what ye would expect in English. "mh" = v and "aoi" = e and all that stuff. So all the departments are wanting to speak to new doctor and phoning up asking for her with terrible attempts to pronounce the name and getting irate at me saying that's not how it's pronounced OR they've already heard her name and been asking how to spell it to send an e-mail and just straight up refusing to believe me when I give them the spelling. I had one very posh sounding consultant going absolutely raj at me and demanding to speak to the duty manager to complain about me only to have a grovelling apology twenty minutes later. Not supposed to be on the phones this week but this has made it totally worthwhile.I work in an Irish office and the UK calls asking for colleagues are hilarious.My phone is for a specific scheme and my team aren't difficult names so it doesn't happen often. Aoife is one struggled with ayohfee being front runner. Ciara gets pronounced keeyara. Niamh is another struggled with but then again someone called regarding a macinteery that had me stumped till I realised it was macintyre 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted September 24, 2018 Share Posted September 24, 2018 New doctor in work is an Irish lass with a very Irish name. Obviously cannae tell folk her name but it has SIX mixings of letters that you only see in Irish/Gaelic that sound differently to what ye would expect in English. "mh" = v and "aoi" = e and all that stuff. So all the departments are wanting to speak to new doctor and phoning up asking for her with terrible attempts to pronounce the name and getting irate at me saying that's not how it's pronounced OR they've already heard her name and been asking how to spell it to send an e-mail and just straight up refusing to believe me when I give them the spelling. I had one very posh sounding consultant going absolutely raj at me and demanding to speak to the duty manager to complain about me only to have a grovelling apology twenty minutes later. Not supposed to be on the phones this week but this has made it totally worthwhile.My moneys on Roisin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted September 24, 2018 Share Posted September 24, 2018 New doctor in work is an Irish lass with a very Irish name. Obviously cannae tell folk her name but it has SIX mixings of letters that you only see in Irish/Gaelic that sound differently to what ye would expect in English. "mh" = v and "aoi" = e and all that stuff. So all the departments are wanting to speak to new doctor and phoning up asking for her with terrible attempts to pronounce the name and getting irate at me saying that's not how it's pronounced OR they've already heard her name and been asking how to spell it to send an e-mail and just straight up refusing to believe me when I give them the spelling. I had one very posh sounding consultant going absolutely raj at me and demanding to speak to the duty manager to complain about me only to have a grovelling apology twenty minutes later. Not supposed to be on the phones this week but this has made it totally worthwhile.Oh for the days when all Irish were called Paddy or Mick. Hopefully Brexit will see these glorious days return. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted September 24, 2018 Share Posted September 24, 2018 1 minute ago, Swarley said: 7 hours ago, AsimButtHitsASix said: New doctor in work is an Irish lass with a very Irish name. Obviously cannae tell folk her name but it has SIX mixings of letters that you only see in Irish/Gaelic that sound differently to what ye would expect in English. "mh" = v and "aoi" = e and all that stuff. So all the departments are wanting to speak to new doctor and phoning up asking for her with terrible attempts to pronounce the name and getting irate at me saying that's not how it's pronounced OR they've already heard her name and been asking how to spell it to send an e-mail and just straight up refusing to believe me when I give them the spelling. I had one very posh sounding consultant going absolutely raj at me and demanding to speak to the duty manager to complain about me only to have a grovelling apology twenty minutes later. Not supposed to be on the phones this week but this has made it totally worthwhile. Oh for the days when all Irish were called Paddy or Mick. Hopefully Brexit will see these glorious days return. Paddy is pronounced "Shu-vaughan". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted September 24, 2018 Share Posted September 24, 2018 Paddy is pronounced "Shu-vaughan". Bloody Millennials 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 24, 2018 Share Posted September 24, 2018 1 hour ago, alta-pete said: My moneys on Roisin. Mine's on Pmacgiollabhain. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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