weirdcal Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 I got six packs of Mr porky pork scratchings instead of the usual five, winning. Send it to me. Pork scratchings are a rarity in ireland. Weird buggers 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 I got six packs of Mr porky pork scratchings instead of the usual five, winning. Mate of mine from the Midlands gave me a shot of some Black Country pork scratchings and they were the absolute bollox. Can't help but think Mr Porky taste of cardboard now. Porky are to scratchings as Yo! is to sushi it would seem. Hopefully this opens up a whole new world for you rather than crush the one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calum_gers Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 Pork scratchings are shite anyway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 Despite them smelling like a hoors drawers. I much prefer scampi fries.The reason might be because of the first sentence. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 Despite them smelling like a hoors drawers. I much prefer scampi fries.The reason might be because of the first sentence. Scampi Fries > Bacon Fries > Cheese Moments. In fact, most things are better than cheese moments. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 My kid's favourite song is "Fette's Vette" by MC Chris. He even knows the words and raps away singing it. He's 2. My kid >>>>>>>>your kid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 41 minutes ago, G_Man1985 said: Away to smash down a shed. :-) Love doing stuff like that. Smashing down sheds, knocking down walls, chopping up logs and kicking in doors.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endieinreekie Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 59 minutes ago, G_Man1985 said: Away to smash down a shed. :-) The one at Tannadice? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 Love doing stuff like that.Smashing down sheds, knocking down walls, chopping up logs and kicking in doors. I have to pulverise rocks with a flypress and hammer every now and again for work. It's fantastic when saved up for Monday mornings.Especially because the crushing room is well hidden down in a basement and you can shout DIE FCUKA!! whilst doing it and nobody will hear you. In fact, it would make a fantastic torture room, hadn't thought about that until now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 18 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: Mate of mine from the Midlands gave me a shot of some Black Country pork scratchings and they were the absolute bollox. Can't help but think Mr Porky taste of cardboard now. Porky are to scratchings as Yo! is to sushi it would seem. Hopefully this opens up a whole new world for you rather than crush the one. Good. Scratchings are never as good when they are diluted with other parts of the pig. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 Mate of mine from the Midlands gave me a shot of some Black Country pork scratchings and they were the absolute bollox. Can't help but think Mr Porky taste of cardboard now. Porky are to scratchings as Yo! is to sushi it would seem. Hopefully this opens up a whole new world for you rather than crush the one. You've not tried our local market. Ffs I have to lye down to eat them. They are sex. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 My kid's favourite song is "Fette's Vette" by MC Chris. He even knows the words and raps away singing it. He's 2. My kid >>>>>>>>your kid. You just calm down SweetP. My son now playing some 18+ shooting game online. On level 7 now. While whistling 'Look on the good side of life'.He turn 4 last week. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 26 minutes ago, G_Man1985 said: Was good fun. Majority gone Nice work. Hope you jump on that side panel to detach it from the roof. Nothing could go wrong. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 1 hour ago, G_Man1985 said: Was good fun. Majority gone It looks like one philpy built. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mojito Posted September 24, 2016 Share Posted September 24, 2016 Generally not a fan of the selfie generation, so pissed myself laughing when I read this earlier.Man gets bitten by snake while trying to snap selfie in Indiahttp://news.sky.com/story/man-gets-bitten-by-snake-while-trying-to-snap-selfie-in-india-10590758 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted September 25, 2016 Share Posted September 25, 2016 Napoleon Dynamite seems to be on the telly at two in the afternoon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted September 25, 2016 Share Posted September 25, 2016 I've enough holidays to take 1 day off every week for the remaining 14 weeks of the year. I might no work a Monday again until January. (He says going to bed in preparation for work tomorrow) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted September 25, 2016 Share Posted September 25, 2016 10 minutes ago, 8MileBU said: That's a RTBC? Jeez. Idiot. Dreadful film. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wren Road Posted September 26, 2016 Share Posted September 26, 2016 I've enough holidays to take 1 day off every week for the remaining 14 weeks of the year. I might no work a Monday again until January. (He says going to bed in preparation for work tomorrow) Everyone is off tomorrow unless you get the unofficial September weekend 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted September 26, 2016 Share Posted September 26, 2016 (edited) 8 hours ago, Wren Road said: Everyone is off tomorrow unless you get the unofficial September weekend Had mine 2 weeks ago (12th) ETA my wife had hers last week and it seems everyone in Edinburgh did. Edited September 26, 2016 by Gaz FFC 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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