scottsdad Posted April 2 Share Posted April 2 33 minutes ago, Sarcastic Bairn said: Testicular cancer? Does it make you shite 15 times a day, too? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarcastic Bairn Posted April 2 Share Posted April 2 30 minutes ago, scottsdad said: Does it make you shite 15 times a day, too? Only when they confirm it usually. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted April 3 Share Posted April 3 12 hours ago, scottsdad said: Does it make you shite 15 times a day, too? After the operation to remove it, I didn't shite for 3 days... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loonytoons Posted April 3 Share Posted April 3 This cheeky wee chappy landed on my wing mirror. 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted April 3 Share Posted April 3 1 hour ago, Loonytoons said: This cheeky wee chappy landed on my wing mirror. Stupid tit 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V.Aye.R Posted April 3 Share Posted April 3 I recently got a new phone. Pleased to say the inexplicable association with my pals contact number and Craig Levein as a display pic remains intact..... an in joke from about 15 years ago lives on. Whenever I plug the phone into the car, oor Avril pops up 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted April 3 Share Posted April 3 12 hours ago, Loonytoons said: This cheeky wee chappy landed on my wing mirror. Do you park there often? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loonytoons Posted April 4 Share Posted April 4 13 hours ago, Tony Ferrino said: Do you park there often? Nope. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superwell87 Posted April 5 Share Posted April 5 I pretty much have a new job. Been asked to come in for an interview at 2pm, but the job is basically mine. Just need to bring in ID for my PVG. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sophia Posted April 5 Share Posted April 5 8 hours ago, superwell87 said: I pretty much have a new job. Been asked to come in for an interview at 2pm, but the job is basically mine. Just need to bring in ID for my PVG. Congratulations brother, we're all foursquare behind you 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted April 7 Share Posted April 7 Whilst up at the bar yesterday, I took a fairly large sip out of my pint in order to reduce the spillage risk when carrying the round over to the table. Barmaid saw the pint was missing an inch and topped it up before I could say anything (had I wanted to), probably assuming that the head had settled too low. Small wins. Forgot that Tennents Ember existed anyway. A glorious blast from the past. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted April 10 Share Posted April 10 On 02/04/2024 at 20:27, scottsdad said: Since falling ill 11 days ago I have lost over a stone. I can wholeheartedly recommend Norovirus for weight loss. Couldn't eat for more than two weeks and had to sit in a wipe-clean chair lined with towels for almost a month, but the results were spectacular. Felt the closest I've come to dying so far, but I'll be amazed if influencers don't start deliberately contracting it soon to get beach body ready. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velo army Posted April 14 Share Posted April 14 On 10/04/2024 at 19:46, BFTD said: I can wholeheartedly recommend Norovirus for weight loss. Couldn't eat for more than two weeks and had to sit in a wipe-clean chair lined with towels for almost a month, but the results were spectacular. Felt the closest I've come to dying so far, but I'll be amazed if influencers don't start deliberately contracting it soon to get beach body ready. Saying nothing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted April 14 Share Posted April 14 1 hour ago, velo army said: Saying nothing. It's amazing how quickly you get used to being too weak to move while liquid dribbles out of your fundament. <obligatory OnlyFans joke> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 Guess which season Harry Kane joined Bayern 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted April 17 Share Posted April 17 A truly horrible evening for a couple of bald frauds. Delightful. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrispPancake Posted April 17 Share Posted April 17 1 hour ago, 19QOS19 said: A truly horrible evening for a couple of bald frauds. Delightful. I'm glad Man City got put out, they're like watching paint dry, 120mins where practically nothing happens as they inch toward goal with 100 passes at a time. Dull as f*ck to watch. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted 21 hours ago Share Posted 21 hours ago Quote The journalist and media personality Piers Morgan had a weaker showing in the United States. Despite his followers on Twitter (8 million) and Instagram (1.8 million), Wake Up: Why the World Has Gone Nuts has sold just 5,650 U.S. print copies since it was published a year ago, according to BookScan. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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