broon-loon Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 Your wife in the background there seems to be rather excited about overcoming her recent illness. If she had bounced about like that last week it would been like shaking a human sized bottle of HP sauce with the lid off.Looks more to me that 'Mrs Mozza' has just seen the Brechin-Forfar score come in on Saturday past...:-) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 James Corden new american chat show seems to have gone well........ RTBC - Hopefully means less of the fat twat on our TVs over here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 At school today one of my colleagues gave me her phone number, basically to arrange to meet up/go out sometime during spring break! Result! I know "spring break" sounds wanky yankee, but that's what it's called here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 At school today one of my colleagues gave me her phone number, basically to arrange to meet up/go out sometime during spring break! Result! I know "spring break" sounds wanky yankee, but that's what it's called here. Game on mate 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 At school today one of my colleagues gave me her phone number, basically to arrange to meet up/go out sometime during spring break! Result! I know "spring break" sounds wanky yankee, but that's what it's called here. ALl going well she might give you a yankee wanky. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 ALl going well she might give you a yankee wanky. I remember walking past the toilet at a house party and hearing a guy say to the girl who was in there with him "if you were my mate, you'd give me a w**k!" I think he ended up pumping her. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted March 27, 2015 Share Posted March 27, 2015 Just met with the loss adjusters; I'm getting a full new kitchen. Electrics, walls, ceilings, windows, cabinetry, worktops, electrics etc all getting replaced. Thank f**k for insurance. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted March 27, 2015 Share Posted March 27, 2015 Just met with the loss adjusters; I'm getting a full new kitchen. Electrics, walls, ceilings, windows, cabinetry, worktops, electrics etc all getting replaced. Thank f**k for insurance. Windows? Fuckin hell, your neighbour must've done a good job of flooding you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted March 27, 2015 Share Posted March 27, 2015 Windows? Fuckin hell, your neighbour must've done a good job of flooding you. Aye, they've managed to flood the house below me as well! One of the kitchen windows has water inside the glazing unit and the decorative timber surround has fallen out of the wall! Totally fucked us. But I'm not complaining now, when it's all done it'll be glorious. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted March 27, 2015 Share Posted March 27, 2015 Skeptics among us might think that this is an insurance job. Not me, though. Did I mention I work in the building trade...? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted March 27, 2015 Share Posted March 27, 2015 Aye, but so did Fred West. And Josef Fritzl, or he should have if he didn't. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted March 27, 2015 Share Posted March 27, 2015 Just met with the loss adjusters; I'm getting a full new kitchen. Electrics, walls, ceilings, windows, cabinetry, worktops, electrics etc all getting replaced. Thank f**k for insurance. Wasn't your 60" tv in the kitchen? And a variety of other electrical equipment and jewelry that has all now been water damaged? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted March 27, 2015 Share Posted March 27, 2015 Aye, but so did Fred West. He liked his women with a lot of foundation. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted March 27, 2015 Share Posted March 27, 2015 Wasn't your 60" tv in the kitchen? And a variety of other electrical equipment and jewelry that has all now been water damaged? Sadly, appliances are covered by my home contents, rather than my buildings insurance, but wouldn't you know it, my home contents insurance may just get an email to say my £700 jacket was damaged in the flood... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted March 27, 2015 Share Posted March 27, 2015 (edited) Sadly, appliances are covered by my home contents, rather than my buildings insurance, but wouldn't you know it, my home contents insurance may just get an email to say my £700 jacket was damaged in the flood... £700? Did Adam lend you his jacket? Edited March 27, 2015 by Swarley 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted March 27, 2015 Share Posted March 27, 2015 £700 jacket? Did Adam lend you his jacket? I don't think curry stains would pass for water damage. Also his is too wee for me since I'm such a #buff guy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WFAANW Posted March 27, 2015 Share Posted March 27, 2015 At school today one of my colleagues gave me her phone number, basically to arrange to meet up/go out sometime during spring break! Result! I know "spring break" sounds wanky yankee, but that's what it's called here. Do pupils count as colleagues? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted March 27, 2015 Share Posted March 27, 2015 Since my contract was ending I got in touch with an agency if previously used and got nowhere with. Interestingly though, same guy as 18 months ago, expect this time I'm currently employed, 3 interviews arranged in the space of 2 days all next week. Really shows it is incredibly difficult to get a job if you don't have one. (Dependant on where obviously, not talking retail, etc) Plus where I am will probably offer me a new contract and a wage increase. Not that I'm going to be taking it unless nothing else comes up. #comingupmilhouse 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted March 27, 2015 Share Posted March 27, 2015 Sadly, appliances are covered by my home contents, rather than my buildings insurance, but wouldn't you know it, my home contents insurance may just get an email to say my £700 jacket was damaged in the flood... I also left my collection of Faberge Eggs and Ferrari 250 in your kitchen that day mate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted March 27, 2015 Share Posted March 27, 2015 I also left my collection of Faberge Eggs and Ferrari 250 in your kitchen that day mate. They were right next to my Louis Vuitton luggage and my collection of first edition bibles. Such a sad loss. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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