Sergeant Wilson Posted March 2, 2014 Share Posted March 2, 2014 He outed himself as being Magee, then Keith battered him. Aye, I read it now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted March 2, 2014 Share Posted March 2, 2014 I'm going to be in a car full of absolutely gorgeous girls tonight. Shame I'm driving and can't really perv, but I'll still try 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted March 2, 2014 Share Posted March 2, 2014 Without freaking you out too much, was/is she a masseuse and he in the building trade.... My wife's dad is in the building trade. I don't think anyone was a masseuse though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 2, 2014 Share Posted March 2, 2014 My wife's dad is in the building trade. I don't think anyone was a masseuse though. This is not what we wanted to hear, go away and consider your position. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted March 2, 2014 Share Posted March 2, 2014 College tomorrow. New start and all that. Oldest cunto on campus :-D 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted March 2, 2014 Share Posted March 2, 2014 Had a near perfect weekend, fucking cracking its been 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted March 3, 2014 Share Posted March 3, 2014 Day aff tomorrow. Nice. I think I will have a long lie and a drive out for lunch.My version of a long lie is to wake up long after lunchtime. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted March 3, 2014 Share Posted March 3, 2014 This is not what we wanted to hear, go away and consider your position. Now if I was a complete w**k/wind up merchant I'd follow up KB's response with something like "Are you sure? Because your wife certainly gives massages like a pro", but I'm one of P&Bs nice guys so I wont..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted March 3, 2014 Share Posted March 3, 2014 It's an absolute gorgeous sunny day in Falkirk. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lanky_ffc Posted March 3, 2014 Share Posted March 3, 2014 I was in this week's Falkirk Herald. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted March 3, 2014 Share Posted March 3, 2014 Wrote 1000 word of my dissertation today, most progress I've made in weeks. Still the realisation got I've got under 4 weeks to finish it and I'm really nowhere near. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mkregan Posted March 3, 2014 Share Posted March 3, 2014 Shower working, yahooooooo Not a smelly b*****d no more, Newcastle next weekend Debatable. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 3, 2014 Share Posted March 3, 2014 College tomorrow. New start and all that. Oldest cunto on campus :-D Just grin and bear it.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 I was in this week's Falkirk Herald. Congrats Link to story. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 If I make it to the end of the day, I will been on this good earth for 15, 211 days. Productive day Mozza? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broon-loon Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 If I make it to the end of the day, I will been on this good earth for 15, 211 days. Are you considering knocking some miles sorry days off the clock sir...? I know a bloke who knew a bloke who knew a bloke who was good at 'mileage corrections'... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 Walking along and a very attractive girl step off a bus and immediately her, admittedly, very short skirt blows up. It's the little things in life I feel!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 Ohhh yeah and I had tapas for lunch. Lurverly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 Beast. Easy now, she was at least 25. This isn't Dundee we're talking about, I live in a civilised city. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tryfield Posted March 5, 2014 Share Posted March 5, 2014 Unexpected day off, going to the train station and jump on to first train departure. Feck knows where I'll end up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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