Bert Raccoon Posted November 27, 2022 Share Posted November 27, 2022 I've no long moved into my new flat and there's no chance I'll have arseholes coming in and spilling beer all over the place 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted November 27, 2022 Share Posted November 27, 2022 5 minutes ago, Bert Raccoon said: I've no long moved into my new flat and there's no chance I'll have arseholes coming in and spilling beer all over the place There's only room in your flat for one arsehole 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted November 27, 2022 Share Posted November 27, 2022 3 minutes ago, Mark Connolly said: There's only room in your flat for one arsehole I thought we were pals 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted November 27, 2022 Share Posted November 27, 2022 2 minutes ago, Bert Raccoon said: I thought we were pals Forgive, don't forget 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted November 27, 2022 Share Posted November 27, 2022 Had a great party anyway and guests bought plenty of booze. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 27, 2022 Share Posted November 27, 2022 29 minutes ago, throbber said: Had a great party anyway and guests bought plenty of booze. Not read the last few pages so I’m guessing this was a 2nd birthday party for one of your offspring? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted November 27, 2022 Share Posted November 27, 2022 27 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Not read the last few pages so I’m guessing this was a 2nd birthday party for one of your offspring? It was a house warming/World Cup party and a little bit to do with my sons 2 nd birthday. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moomintroll Posted November 27, 2022 Share Posted November 27, 2022 5 hours ago, BFTD said: Couple of days' chat about housewarmings, and no mention of our old mate Grimbo. Tbf he took the housewarming thing too far. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted November 28, 2022 Share Posted November 28, 2022 Watching every pedestrian change their walking pace to be in tune with Staying Alive when it's being played by the nearby street musician. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted November 28, 2022 Share Posted November 28, 2022 Managed all four world cup matches today. Now watching the snooker. It's an OK day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted November 29, 2022 Share Posted November 29, 2022 Free artisan sausage rolls. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted November 29, 2022 Share Posted November 29, 2022 3 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: Free artisan sausage rolls. Who is repressing them? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted November 29, 2022 Share Posted November 29, 2022 18 minutes ago, scottsdad said: Who is repressing them? Me. In ma belly. Sausage roll scumbags. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted November 29, 2022 Share Posted November 29, 2022 Free artisan sausage rolls. And what trade do these artisan sausage rolls practice? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted November 29, 2022 Share Posted November 29, 2022 (edited) 4 minutes ago, DiegoDiego said: 2 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: Free artisan sausage rolls. And what trade do these artisan sausage rolls practice? The trade of getting in ma belly. Edited November 29, 2022 by Melanius Mullarkay 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted November 29, 2022 Share Posted November 29, 2022 Seeing Americans go ballistic when somewhere in Europe doesn't accept American Express. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted November 30, 2022 Share Posted November 30, 2022 The wife's luxury hamper was delivered to her office today. Apparently it is excellent - bottles of wine, mince pies, crackers, cheese, etc. etc. The trouble is, it's in her office. It's like hungry hippos in there. I'll be lucky if she brings home a half eaten cracker. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted November 30, 2022 Share Posted November 30, 2022 54 minutes ago, scottsdad said: The wife's luxury hamper was delivered to her office today. Apparently it is excellent - bottles of wine, mince pies, crackers, cheese, etc. etc. The trouble is, it's in her office. It's like hungry hippos in there. I'll be lucky if she brings home a half eaten cracker. Just march into her work and retrieve it, explaining to your missus that you've decided to donate it to a homeless shelter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted November 30, 2022 Share Posted November 30, 2022 2 minutes ago, Florentine_Pogen said: Just march into her work and retrieve it, explaining to your missus that you've decided to donate it to a homeless shelter. Sure. Right after I swoop into a lions den and get between a lioness and her favourite cub. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted November 30, 2022 Share Posted November 30, 2022 Aha.......we now have a 'Who's Wife Is Most Evil ?' situation.......izzit Mrs. Maths or Mrs. scottsdad ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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