Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 27, 2022 Share Posted May 27, 2022 5 minutes ago, BFTD said: ...because you're off to hand it in to the polis? Pretty sure we established that it's illegal to keep found cash. You know what this place is like for grasses. As a side note, we found two and a half grand in a DVD case at work once, and were stupid enough to let the polis know. They decided they were keeping it, and had a hell of a job getting it back. Had to get the company CEO and local MP involved. Its one with a picture of Nan Shepherd on it so its staying in my moist warm pocket. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 27, 2022 Share Posted May 27, 2022 1 minute ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: Its one with a picture of Nan Shepherd on it so its staying in my moist warm pocket. Needs must. Massive improvement on Lizzie Windsor, in an emergency. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 27, 2022 Share Posted May 27, 2022 5 minutes ago, BFTD said: Needs must. Massive improvement on Lizzie Windsor, in an emergency. I like to stay local when I can. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted May 27, 2022 Share Posted May 27, 2022 4 day week next week. Nice weather this weekend. Chinese takeaway for dinner tonight. Skiving off work early to go cut my grass. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted May 27, 2022 Share Posted May 27, 2022 4 minutes ago, scottsdad said: Skiving off work early to go cut my grass. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 27, 2022 Share Posted May 27, 2022 8 minutes ago, scottsdad said: Skiving off work early to go cut my grass. You and Mullarkay, eh? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 27, 2022 Share Posted May 27, 2022 14 minutes ago, scottsdad said: 4 day week next week. Nice weather this weekend. Chinese takeaway for dinner tonight. Skiving off work early to go cut my grass. Same, apart from the Chinese tbh. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sugna Posted May 27, 2022 Share Posted May 27, 2022 42 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: Just found a fiver on the stairs at work. So long suckers. Dunno what this says about my eyesight or my expectations from MM's posts, but I read that as "liver", and was wholly unfazed. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted May 27, 2022 Share Posted May 27, 2022 Grass cut. There was a dead bird in the long grass and I mowed it. Disgusting. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted May 27, 2022 Share Posted May 27, 2022 (edited) 2 minutes ago, scottsdad said: Grass cut. There was a dead bird in the long grass and I mowed it. Disgusting. Send her remains to the Mathematics household. They're always looking to add to their basement 'stash'. Edited May 27, 2022 by Florentine_Pogen 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted May 27, 2022 Share Posted May 27, 2022 4 minutes ago, Florentine_Pogen said: Send her remains to the Mathematics household. They're always looking to add to their basement 'stash'. Excuse me. Animals are sacred in this house. It’s humans that deserve to be cut. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted May 27, 2022 Share Posted May 27, 2022 3 minutes ago, mathematics said: Excuse me. Animals are sacred in this house. It’s humans that deserve to be cut. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted May 27, 2022 Share Posted May 27, 2022 9 minutes ago, Florentine_Pogen said: Ah, “burd”. Sorry, I’ve not heard that phrase for a while. I blame those PC-types. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted May 27, 2022 Share Posted May 27, 2022 Pished. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sugna Posted May 27, 2022 Share Posted May 27, 2022 7 hours ago, scottsdad said: Skiving off work early to go cut the prof's grass. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted May 28, 2022 Share Posted May 28, 2022 Won £3 on the Euromillions 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 28, 2022 Share Posted May 28, 2022 2 minutes ago, Bert Raccoon said: Won £3 on the Euromillions I initially read that as "£3m". For a few milliseconds, you were about to receive a begging letter! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted May 28, 2022 Share Posted May 28, 2022 (edited) 23 minutes ago, BFTD said: I initially read that as "£3m". For a few milliseconds, you were about to receive a begging letter! Worst thing is so did I. In fairness I didn't like my job and all the messages I sent to people were most likely going to happen at some point anyway so really I'm 50p up Edited May 28, 2022 by Bert Raccoon 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted May 28, 2022 Share Posted May 28, 2022 Dropping the kids off soon and having a free night. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted May 28, 2022 Share Posted May 28, 2022 8 minutes ago, throbber said: Dropping the kids off soon and having a free night. w**k and a few Special Brews? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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