Boghead ranter Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 26 minutes ago, scottsdad said: Quick question. What is the most plausible explanation? I tripped and fell and it got stuck up there, or burglars broke in and stuck it up there? I have half an hour till she gets home. "Have you seen my Prince Andrew impression"? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 (edited) I had the day off work today so went for a haircut (skinfade, £17 gave her £20) then went for a few pints in Wetherspoons and got a curry and a pint for £8.14. Of course Wetherspoons are shitholes owned by a Brexit c**t but you can't argue with value Edited January 13, 2022 by Bert Raccoon 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 3 minutes ago, Bert Raccoon said: I had the day off work today so went for a haircut (skinfade, £17 gave her £20) then went for a few pints in Wetherspoons and got a curry and a pint for £8.14. Of course Wetherspoons are shitholes owned by a Brexit c**t but you can't argue with value Going to a Wetherspoons is only slightly more disgusting than paying that amount for a haircut. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 6 minutes ago, Rugster said: Going to a Wetherspoons is only slightly more disgusting than paying that amount for a haircut. I look good and I'm full, cannot complain 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 8 minutes ago, Rugster said: Going to a Wetherspoons is only slightly more disgusting than paying that amount for a haircut. The last time I had a haircut my usual place was shut and the first place I found skinned me £20. At least I got it washed as well for that 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 Where are folk going for a haircut that costs less than £15/£20?! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 Just now, Adam said: Where are folk going for a haircut that costs less than £15/£20?! Literally any barbers, I didn't know a short back and sides went above a tenner 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left Back Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 1 minute ago, Adam said: Where are folk going for a haircut that costs less than £15/£20?! Last time I paid for a haircut it was about a fiver. Wee place at the foot of Leith Walk. 3 or 4 years back. f**k paying £15 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 41 minutes ago, Bert Raccoon said: I had the day off work today so went for a haircut (skinfade, £17 gave her £20) then went for a few pints in Wetherspoons Bert, you can't go making yourself all stunning for wee Brogan and then getting caught drinking in Spoons. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 28 minutes ago, Adam said: Where are folk going for a haircut that costs less than £15/£20?! I don’t pay anymore since I got clippers but a couple of years ago the Turkish barbers was £8. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 14 minutes ago, Mr. Alli said: Bert, you can't go making yourself all stunning for wee Brogan and then getting caught drinking in Spoons. She's about 20 years younger than me, I am good pals with her gran though 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 9 minutes ago, Bert Raccoon said: I am good pals with her gran though 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 My local barber raised prices to £12 last year (up from £10 since seemingly forever). Never paid more, even when living in Aberdeen city centre throughout the noughties* and later. *fairly sure it was £9 on the presumption that you'd say "keep the change" off a tenner. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aufc Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 Where are folk going for a haircut that costs less than £15/£20?!I used to pay £28 in aberdeen. Now go to a local place that is £15 but I give him £20 because he makes me look tidy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 I used to pay £28 in aberdeen. Now go to a local place that is £15 but I give him £20 because he makes me look tidyWhere the f**k in Aberdeen was that? I used either a Romanian lass on George Street for a tenner and a perv, or later on one of the Barbers Poll on Holburn St for about the same. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left Back Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 1 minute ago, Stellaboz said: Where the f**k in Aberdeen was that? I used either a Romanian lass on George Street for a tenner and a perv, or later on one of the Barbers Poll on Holburn St for about the same. Was obviously the place with the big windows. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 No one knows the esteem I hold Bert in better than Bert himself, so I know he can hear this from me. You are fucking pushing it with this Wetherspoons shit my lad. Also, nice fade bro x 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chubakazubaka Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 1 hour ago, Rugster said: I don’t pay anymore since I got clippers but a couple of years ago the Turkish barbers was £8. I also stopped paying and bought my own clipper 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 Literally any barbers, I didn't know a short back and sides went above a tennerI pay a tenner for mines now. But i only go to the barbers if i am going out anywhere special. Otherwise i get mrs B to do it with the clippers that we invested in when i started moaning about the prices in kirkcaldy going from a fiver to £8. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeartsOfficialMoaner Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 11 minutes ago, Chubakazubaka said: I also stopped paying and bought my own clipper 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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