Boghead ranter Posted June 18, 2021 Share Posted June 18, 2021 Mrs Ranter has volunteered to go round to her pal's tonight, leaving me in peace to slug a few beers and watch the Scotland game. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted June 19, 2021 Share Posted June 19, 2021 Had a great game of football with all the kids from the street after the game tonight. We'd had a few whiskys and i was just about dying near the end. My neighbours were sliding about on their arse half the time. Brilliant stuff, and the kids loved it. Those are the moments they'll remember forever (especially as the wee b*****ds beat us 5-2). 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted June 19, 2021 Share Posted June 19, 2021 10 hours ago, pandarilla said: Had a great game of football with all the kids from the street after the game tonight. We'd had a few whiskys and i was just about dying near the end. My neighbours were sliding about on their arse half the time. Brilliant stuff, and the kids loved it. Those are the moments they'll remember forever (especially as the wee b*****ds beat us 5-2). pandarilla FC on show here in blue. giphy (2).webp 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted June 19, 2021 Share Posted June 19, 2021 Been babysitting last night and this morning. Got the dude until like 4pm. Kids are fucking brilliant and I want one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 19, 2021 Share Posted June 19, 2021 Just now, Mr. Alli said: Been babysitting last night and this morning. Got the dude until like 4pm. Kids are fucking brilliant and I want one. You can have mine, they're 29 and 27 next month. They're as cute as buttons and you'll love them. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted June 19, 2021 Share Posted June 19, 2021 4 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: You can have mine, they're 29 and 27 next month. They're as cute as buttons and you'll love them. I'm not sure my "want to behave until like, 1pm? I'll give you £2!" will work on them so, on that basis, it's a hard no. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted June 19, 2021 Share Posted June 19, 2021 17 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: You can have mine, they're 29 and 27 next month. They're as cute as buttons and you'll love them. My wife and I decided we didn’t want children. Spoiler So @Mr. Alli can have them too; they’re 43 and 38. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted June 19, 2021 Share Posted June 19, 2021 Bollocks to that. Give me a couple of cats and a dog any day. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 19, 2021 Share Posted June 19, 2021 34 minutes ago, Mr. Alli said: I'm not sure my "want to behave until like, 1pm? I'll give you £2!" will work on them so, on that basis, it's a hard no. The principle is the same, only the amounts change. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duszek Posted June 20, 2021 Share Posted June 20, 2021 Today being Fathers Day, my kids made pancakes for breakfast, along with brioche and orange juice, and a Beach Boys soundtrack. I’m starting to think they may ken the score. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 20, 2021 Share Posted June 20, 2021 On 19/06/2021 at 11:33, Stellaboz said: Bollocks to that. Give me a couple of cats and a dog any day. Boiled/fried rice or chips with that? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted June 20, 2021 Share Posted June 20, 2021 Boiled/fried rice or chips with that?My cats don't eat rice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 20, 2021 Share Posted June 20, 2021 2 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Boiled/fried rice or chips with that? My cats don't eat rice. I’ll put you down for chips then. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 20, 2021 Share Posted June 20, 2021 Despite being Fathers Day, I’m hard at work, painting ceilings. You know, painting ceilings is a lot like making love to a beautiful woman. You have to keep it nice and wet, apply gentle yet firm, consistent strokes and be prepared to give it a second, quicker going over a couple of hours later. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted June 20, 2021 Share Posted June 20, 2021 and be prepared to give it a second, quicker going over a couple of hours later. Tell her 1730 ish 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 20, 2021 Share Posted June 20, 2021 Likewise I’ve been hard at it out the back doing a bit of concreting. Concreting is also very much like making love to a beautiful woman. You have to make sure you have all the right ingredients, make sure it’s nice and wet and hope it doesn’t go off before you get it all in place. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted June 20, 2021 Share Posted June 20, 2021 10 minutes ago, Peter Grant said: Despite being Fathers Day, I’m hard at work, painting ceilings. You know, painting ceilings is a lot like making love to a beautiful woman. You have to keep it nice and wet, apply gentle yet firm, consistent strokes and be prepared to give it a second, quicker going over a couple of hours later. ... and make sure sheets are down in case you get white stuff all over the place. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBo10 Posted June 22, 2021 Share Posted June 22, 2021 After years of trying my mate and his wife welcomed their son into the world today. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonS Posted June 22, 2021 Share Posted June 22, 2021 My son got 5 As in his Highers. The hard-working, self-disciplined wee git can't possibly be ours. 13 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paul-r-cfc Posted June 23, 2021 Share Posted June 23, 2021 My son got 5 As in his Highers. The hard-working, self-disciplined wee git can't possibly be ours.Wait til the SQA get their hands on them. He'll be lucky to be accepted by Duolingo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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