Boghead ranter Posted May 4, 2021 Share Posted May 4, 2021 27 minutes ago, Robin.Hood said: 6 days ago a friends dog got stolen. Today the dog was found. No details yet but pretty happy. Shared Larbert xx 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted May 4, 2021 Share Posted May 4, 2021 Eldest daughter has been accepted into a (very good/better) school outwith her catchment. I'm very pleased 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted May 5, 2021 Share Posted May 5, 2021 Felt awful earlier as I was strimning the grass and a muckle big bumblebee came belted out from under the strimmer and rolled about 4 feet along the path...Was then delighted when it picked itself up and flew off. Larbert dwellers ought to be aware* that Scotlands hardest bumblebee is in the area, and likely not very happy.*bee a ware? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
latapythelegend Posted May 5, 2021 Share Posted May 5, 2021 Why does every c**t seem to live in Larbert? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted May 5, 2021 Share Posted May 5, 2021 Why does every c**t seem to live in Larbert? Wife refused to leave 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 5, 2021 Share Posted May 5, 2021 40 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Felt awful earlier as I was strimning the grass and a muckle big bumblebee came belted out from under the strimmer and rolled about 4 feet along the path... Was then delighted when it picked itself up and flew off. Larbert dwellers ought to be aware* that Scotlands hardest bumblebee is in the area, and likely not very happy. *bee a ware? Some gardeners were once strimming my front lawn (not euph) and caught a wee stone that was on the grass. It pinged across the street and smashed a neighbour’s front window. Absolute scenes as gardeners and neighbours faced-off over who was going to pay for it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted May 5, 2021 Share Posted May 5, 2021 5 hours ago, latapythelegend said: Why does every c**t seem to live in Larbert? Cos it's fucking magic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 5, 2021 Share Posted May 5, 2021 On 04/05/2021 at 08:51, Robin.Hood said: 6 days ago a friends dog got stolen. Today the dog was found. No details yet but pretty happy. Wtf? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alert Mongoose Posted May 7, 2021 Share Posted May 7, 2021 On 02/05/2021 at 20:41, Alert Mongoose said: Just bought one of these. Many a great day spent on the river in my youth. That’s my bank holiday sorted - just need to find the best river to test it out. This turned into a bit of a disaster as I appeared to have ordered a spare for a Massey Ferguson. 18 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted May 7, 2021 Share Posted May 7, 2021 1 minute ago, Alert Mongoose said: This turned into a bit of a disaster as I appeared to have ordered a spare for a Massey Ferguson. That would make an excellent nodular cushion for Charles Adam Esq. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted May 7, 2021 Share Posted May 7, 2021 38 minutes ago, Alert Mongoose said: This turned into a bit of a disaster as I appeared to have ordered a spare for a Massey Ferguson. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alert Mongoose Posted May 7, 2021 Share Posted May 7, 2021 4 minutes ago, Bert Raccoon said: Wid. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted May 7, 2021 Share Posted May 7, 2021 2 minutes ago, Alert Mongoose said: Wid. Obvs 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 7, 2021 Share Posted May 7, 2021 1 hour ago, Alert Mongoose said: This turned into a bit of a disaster as I appeared to have ordered a spare for a Massey Ferguson. 1 hour ago, Alert Mongoose said: Wid. She'll have a ring the same size as your new one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted May 8, 2021 Share Posted May 8, 2021 Putting on hot clothes straight out of the tumble drier on a minging day. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 8, 2021 Share Posted May 8, 2021 Take a fucking guess. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Wing Posted May 8, 2021 Share Posted May 8, 2021 Take a fucking guess.Haemorrhoids have cleared up? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin.Hood Posted May 8, 2021 Share Posted May 8, 2021 1 hour ago, Zen Archer Esq. said: Take a fucking guess. 24 pack of irn bru ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted May 9, 2021 Share Posted May 9, 2021 On 07/05/2021 at 18:13, Alert Mongoose said: This turned into a bit of a disaster as I appeared to have ordered a spare for a Massey Ferguson. Why is there a Teenage Mutant Ninja's head on the floor? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteRoseKillie Posted May 9, 2021 Share Posted May 9, 2021 Why is there a Teenage Mutant Ninja's head on the floor?Eh, that's how gravity works. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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