Cosmic Joe Posted July 26, 2020 Share Posted July 26, 2020 (edited) Paying to walk goats? Become a freemason and shag them for free! Edited July 26, 2020 by Angusfifer 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 26, 2020 Share Posted July 26, 2020 I'm not sure if it's heartening or disappointing that nobody's made the obvious alpaca joke about Stellaboz's outing. Spoiler "Honey, I've booked you on a trip to go walking with a Peruvian llama!" "Alpaca?" "No need, I did it for you!" Spoiler 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curmudgeon Posted July 27, 2020 Share Posted July 27, 2020 17 hours ago, Shandon Par said: Start as you mean to go on. Aged about 5. Was forever landing on my head. Is this when you started terrorising Bairnardo? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 27, 2020 Share Posted July 27, 2020 12 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: It'll never be truly German! Oh I don’t know - Brazil, Argentina and Bonaly were the main destinations for fleeing SS. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rizzo Posted July 28, 2020 Share Posted July 28, 2020 Decided at the last minute to head to Inverness for a few days. The weather has been largely shite but it's a nice change and a few days away from housework. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted July 29, 2020 Share Posted July 29, 2020 On 26/07/2020 at 20:04, Shandon Par said: Well? Did you get beaten up? I can confirm the night passed without violence. Twas a great day/night that started with the first drink at 1:30pm and the final one around 7am, but it has only further reinforced what I already knew about not being able to function for a few days after a ridiculous session like that. I've spent the majority of the last three days sleeping. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted July 30, 2020 Share Posted July 30, 2020 Both kids are away for the night. Mrs B is going to a nightshift shortly. I am completely alone. Amazing. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted July 30, 2020 Share Posted July 30, 2020 Found out earlier that as well as a free week off work next month, I might get not one, but TWO long weekends to myself due to the missus flying to her mate regarding her wedding dress.August will feel like one long naked, beer drinking, pizza eating session in front of Witcher 3, Fifa and Football Manager. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted August 1, 2020 Share Posted August 1, 2020 Glad to find massage therapists are open. I’m beginning to resemble @eddiemunster huntchback ride. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin.Hood Posted August 1, 2020 Share Posted August 1, 2020 Off work for 8 days. Splendid 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted August 1, 2020 Share Posted August 1, 2020 Glad to find massage therapists are open. I’m beginning to resemble [mention=35974]eddiemunster[/mention] huntchback ride.4 hours and he's not replied either wid or did.. Shocking 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted August 2, 2020 Share Posted August 2, 2020 Haggis pakora left over from last night for lunch today. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted August 2, 2020 Share Posted August 2, 2020 w****r housemate (who hath been mentioned in the irritating partner thread) ate the last 2 eggs I had yesterday morning (ignorant c**t). I just let it go because by the time I noticed it wasn’t worth making an issue and I couldn’t be arsed anyway tbfToday has food poisoning and thinks it was the eggs as they tasted a bit off! [emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted August 3, 2020 Share Posted August 3, 2020 On 01/08/2020 at 18:43, weirdcal said: On 01/08/2020 at 13:46, RH33 said: Glad to find massage therapists are open. I’m beginning to resemble [mention=35974]eddiemunster[/mention] huntchback ride. 4 hours and he's not replied either wid or did.. Shocking RH33 is a female of the species. Anyway, I'm off to hopefully purchase this bad boy tomorrow. As much as I'd prefer a different colour scheme it's the classic Ninja colour and it appears to be the last brand new 650 available for sale in Western Australia. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted August 3, 2020 Share Posted August 3, 2020 1 hour ago, Dee Man said: RH33 is a female of the species. Anyway, I'm off to hopefully purchase this bad boy tomorrow. As much as I'd prefer a different colour scheme it's the classic Ninja colour and it appears to be the last brand new 650 available for sale in Western Australia. Think he meant @eddiemunster hadn’t replied! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted August 3, 2020 Share Posted August 3, 2020 Think he meant [mention=35974]eddiemunster[/mention] hadn’t replied!Bingo, the did part kinda gives it away I was looking for tagged poster to respond in a witty way. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 3, 2020 Share Posted August 3, 2020 4 hours ago, Dee Man said: RH33 is a female of the species. Anyway, I'm off to hopefully purchase this bad boy tomorrow. As much as I'd prefer a different colour scheme it's the classic Ninja colour and it appears to be the last brand new 650 available for sale in Western Australia. Goodnight sweet Prince. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin.Hood Posted August 3, 2020 Share Posted August 3, 2020 5 hours ago, Dee Man said: RH33 is a female of the species. Anyway, I'm off to hopefully purchase this bad boy tomorrow. As much as I'd prefer a different colour scheme it's the classic Ninja colour and it appears to be the last brand new 650 available for sale in Western Australia. ^ Joined the Satan Slaves but got the wrong bike 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 3, 2020 Share Posted August 3, 2020 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted August 3, 2020 Share Posted August 3, 2020 Exclusive footage of Dee Man collecting his new bike 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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