weirdcal Posted June 1, 2020 Share Posted June 1, 2020 Looks like shes a wee bit grizzly between the legsAnd to back up the conversation above. Sidney devine is shite. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 1, 2020 Share Posted June 1, 2020 1 hour ago, jimbaxters said: Fly old Mrs. Robin rubbing against his back. My ex Apparently it's the only way some ladies can get off (rubbing against their partner's lower back). 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted June 1, 2020 Share Posted June 1, 2020 3 hours ago, Shandon Par said: Judy Murray. Do you know who she is romantically linked to? I’m not telling anyway but you’re welcome to speculate. Jum Spence? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 2, 2020 Share Posted June 2, 2020 (edited) Ordered 500 rolls of bog roll from China during the Great Hoarding Shortage. 100 eventually arrived so I complained to the seller, asking for either the other 400 rolls or 4/5ths of the money I paid back. Got this reply: Quote Thank you for your contact and sorry for my late reply . We have not sold this product for a long time, and now we have maliciously modified this link by our peers. Their purpose is to get our buyers to give us bad reviews. I checked our shipping system. You bought a total of 100 rolls of paper. We have not made any money at this price because we had to bear the Expensive international freight .Hope you can understand and forgive us . Passed it on to Amazon and 5 minutes later got an email saying I had been refunded 100%. So 100 free bog rolls, FuckU China! Go America! Edited June 2, 2020 by welshbairn 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted June 2, 2020 Share Posted June 2, 2020 2 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Ordered 500 rolls of bog roll from China during the Great Hoarding Shortage. 100 eventually arrived so I complained to the seller, asking for either the other 400 rolls or 4/5ths of the money I paid back. Got this reply: Passed it on to Amazon and 5 minutes later got an email saying I had been refunded 100%! So 100 free bog rolls, FuckU China! Go America! Some poor Chinese person will be paying a hefty price for your free bog rolls. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 2, 2020 Share Posted June 2, 2020 1 minute ago, bennett said: Some poor Chinese person will be paying a hefty price for your free bog rolls. It will be a valuable lesson for them not to rip off shitty arsed Scotsmen at a time of need. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted June 2, 2020 Share Posted June 2, 2020 Saw a guy today that I hadn’t seen for 25+ years and had a socially distanced chat. He was the former Industrial Chaplain in Dundee though I’m pretty certain he didn’t believe in god. Nice guy, for a Partick Thistle supporter. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted June 5, 2020 Share Posted June 5, 2020 I've just booked some trackdays Two days at Croft end of July. Three days at Cadwell mid August then two at Anglesey end of September. All subject to being within the local guidelines at that time of course. Something to look forward to though. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 5, 2020 Share Posted June 5, 2020 6 minutes ago, Trackdaybob said: I've just booked some trackdays Two days at Croft end of July. Three days at Cadwell mid August then two at Anglesey end of September. All subject to being within the local guidelines at that time of course. Something to look forward to though. Social distancing will be a doddle if you're at the back of the field. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted June 5, 2020 Share Posted June 5, 2020 9 minutes ago, Trackdaybob said: I've just booked some trackdays Two days at Croft end of July. Three days at Cadwell mid August then two at Anglesey end of September. All subject to being within the local guidelines at that time of course. Something to look forward to though. Always need something in the calendar and to look forward to 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted June 6, 2020 Share Posted June 6, 2020 Nearly finished my shift then I'm off until 0700 Wednesday. Which is nice 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
18May1991 Posted June 6, 2020 Share Posted June 6, 2020 On 02/06/2020 at 10:11, welshbairn said: Ordered 500 rolls of bog roll from China during the Great Hoarding Shortage. 100 eventually arrived so I complained to the seller, asking for either the other 400 rolls or 4/5ths of the money I paid back. Got this reply: Passed it on to Amazon and 5 minutes later got an email saying I had been refunded 100%. So 100 free bog rolls, FuckU China! Go America! 500 rolls? You are aware it was/ is a coronavirus, not dysentery, pandemic? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 6, 2020 Share Posted June 6, 2020 1 minute ago, 18May1991 said: 500 rolls? You are aware it was/ is a coronavirus, not dysentery, pandemic? Welshy does talk a lot of shite so theres also that. Spoiler 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 6, 2020 Share Posted June 6, 2020 1 minute ago, 18May1991 said: 500 rolls? You are aware it was/ is a coronavirus, not dysentery, pandemic? It was only £50 and they were tiny wee things, about 20 sheets to the roll. Smell nice though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
18May1991 Posted June 6, 2020 Share Posted June 6, 2020 7 minutes ago, welshbairn said: It was only £50 and they were tiny wee things, about 20 sheets to the roll. Smell nice though. I stocked up on stuff from Aldi. Nicky Elite I think it’s called. Nice big sheets, larger than the standard size. Less accidental shite on the hands. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empty It Posted June 9, 2020 Share Posted June 9, 2020 I stocked up on stuff from Aldi. Nicky Elite I think it’s called. Nice big sheets, larger than the standard size. Less accidental shite on the hands. ^ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted June 10, 2020 Share Posted June 10, 2020 Got my bonus letter from the big boss today. Busty strumpets and ching for me once lockdown ends. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genuine Hibs Fan Posted June 11, 2020 Share Posted June 11, 2020 (edited) Got offered a job today and couldn't be more delighted. It's not a dream job but I'll get qualifications out of it, the money's pretty good and will only get better, and most importantly I'll (touch wood) never have to work in a call centre again. Honestly it's such a relief, been back in Scotland almost 18 months and apart from getting the job I'm in (which I appreciate I'm lucky to have at the moment) I've had no luck despite applying to a lot of stuff more in line with what I'd done before. Especially with everything going on I've been really worried, as I'm getting to the end of the point where my degree is all that relevant. Big issue now is start date will be end of August/start of September, so maintaining any sort of motivation until the big f**k you notice-handing-in will be tricky Edited June 11, 2020 by Genuine Hibs Fan 13 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 11, 2020 Share Posted June 11, 2020 How much toilet roll do people actually use? I got one of those 24-packs right before the stockpiling started, and I've only just needed to buy more. What's that, maybe two a week? Even that sounds like we're using a lot to me. Did people think we were going to be years without bum tickets or something? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 11, 2020 Share Posted June 11, 2020 30 minutes ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: How much toilet roll do people actually use? I got one of those 24-packs right before the stockpiling started, and I've only just needed to buy more. What's that, maybe two a week? Even that sounds like we're using a lot to me. Did people think we were going to be years without bum tickets or something? Didn't see any for sale for about 6 weeks so I bought a pack every time I saw any after that. Easily got enough to last till Christmas. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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