Jump to content

Reasons to be Cheerful


Recommended Posts

49 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said:

This sounds vaguely like a Jarvis Cocker lyric combined with the least Jarvis Cocker album cover imaginable

The line where he says “thought I came in her mouth, but I was only peeing” is a bit less Jarvis-esque.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

1 hour ago, Florentine_Pogen said:

BFTD, you do the forum a disservice with your scaremongery. ☹️

Tis’ purely educational.

What’re you going to do when the school asks if you are happy with the kids having sex ed? emoji851.png

I'm not sure what kind of school you went to, but I don't think sex ed classes generally feature clips of the BME Pain Olympics.

Naked volleyball, yes. Genital mutilation, no. The mantra of any good teacher.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Getting out of hospital today.

Thought it was a shoe-in but turns out i had to fight for it.

I've been drinking too much water, causing severe dehydration (fucked up absorption) - so now i need to limit myself to 1 litre of fluid per day. But tough but I've managed it over the weekend.

Just need to get home and get going with this new routine. Thankfully, the consultant was willing to compromise.

Freedom

Link to comment
Share on other sites

7 hours ago, Hedgecutter said:

Got to feed a couple of lambs during my lunchtime walk, which are pretty bloody early.

Googled image below, but may as well be the same one:

RFfDhpW.jpg

Awwww

Did it have any wool?

 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

7 hours ago, Hedgecutter said:

Got to feed a couple of lambs during my lunchtime walk, which are pretty bloody early.

Googled image below, but may as well be the same one:

RFfDhpW.jpg

Awwww

Taxidermy looks easy thread for this pish.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

Loading...
  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    • No registered users viewing this page.
×
×
  • Create New...