carpetmonster Posted February 17, 2020 Share Posted February 17, 2020 You'll probably take flack for this, but I can confirm that the more disgusting a Mexican meal looks, the more delicious it tastes. You officially have my jealousy. Do with it what you will.I think it's tied into a country's quality of alcohol. Poland you get ultra distilled ultra refined vodkas at night and then some bread and a bit of cheese and something pickled in the morning. If you've been on a mezcal bender you need something proper to fix you. Dirtier the booze, the better the breakfast. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 17, 2020 Share Posted February 17, 2020 (edited) 1 hour ago, WhiteRoseKillie said: 4 hours ago, Shandon Par said: Renton is getting castrated next week. Mrs clearly doesn't like him having fun fighting and shagging and in the kennels last week they said he spent most of the time in "time out" for sexual harassment. Sum boi, young Renton. I hadn't noticed the nails, but wow - surely they get blunted just by walking around, especially on pavement/concrete? Takes after his owner in that department tbf. ETA the nails bit, not the shagging dogs bit. unless... Edited February 17, 2020 by Melanius Mullarkey 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 17, 2020 Share Posted February 17, 2020 43 minutes ago, carpetmonster said: Presidents Day holiday in yankyland which means going to Cafe Tiztal for Mexican breakfast. Is that an ice lolly? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 17, 2020 Share Posted February 17, 2020 2 hours ago, carpetmonster said: Presidents Day holiday in yankyland which means going to Cafe Tiztal for Mexican breakfast. Did the Mexican spew that up? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted February 17, 2020 Share Posted February 17, 2020 2 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Did the Mexican spew that up? Maybe the tomatillo sauce, but the chips and potatoes were still quite crispy. Could be a fast-acting bulimic, I guess. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 21, 2020 Share Posted February 21, 2020 On Friday there’s Frances, she likes to take chances. When her husband’s at work, she does me dirty dances. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bernardblack Posted February 21, 2020 Share Posted February 21, 2020 Free pizza lunch at work today out of the blue 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted February 21, 2020 Share Posted February 21, 2020 (edited) On 17/02/2020 at 15:11, L'immortale Par said: Renton is getting castrated next week. Mrs clearly doesn't like him having fun fighting and shagging and in the kennels last week they said he spent most of the time in "time out" for sexual harassment. Watch and learn, people. Edited February 21, 2020 by Florentine_Pogen -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 21, 2020 Share Posted February 21, 2020 15 minutes ago, Florentine_Pogen said: Watch and learn, people. Would you mind if I don't click on that? Renton's knackers are like a couple of snooker balls in a sock. Mrs claims he won't even realise they're gone but I don't think even he is thick enough not to notice something like that is missing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted February 21, 2020 Share Posted February 21, 2020 Would you mind if I don't click on that? Ya big feckin’ Jessie...the least you can do for the boy is have an understanding of what you’re putting him through. [emoji190][emoji51]ETA - Seriously, it’s not a tough watch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteRoseKillie Posted February 21, 2020 Share Posted February 21, 2020 8 minutes ago, L'immortale Par said: Would you mind if I don't click on that? Renton's knackers are like a couple of snooker balls in a sock. Mrs claims he won't even realise they're gone but I don't think even he is thick enough not to notice something like that is missing. Mrs WRK is determined that Casper's going under the knife as soon as he's old enough. His nads, though, are the size of largeish peas. They're his, mind, and I'm adamant that they stay until she gets written permission for the procedure. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 21, 2020 Share Posted February 21, 2020 7 minutes ago, Florentine_Pogen said: Ya big feckin’ Jessie...the least you can do for the boy is have an understanding of what you’re putting him through. ETA - Seriously, it’s not a tough watch. Give me mangoworm vids any day over that. 5 minutes ago, WhiteRoseKillie said: Mrs WRK is determined that Casper's going under the knife as soon as he's old enough. His nads, though, are the size of largeish peas. They're his, mind, and I'm adamant that they stay until she gets written permission for the procedure. Renton managed to be ill or injured every time he was booked in for the procedure. It's definitely time to do it though as he's totally sex mad now. If he spots some wee female dog in a pink coat his jaw starts vibrating. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted February 21, 2020 Share Posted February 21, 2020 Listening to the radio, I was expecting the night hike I'm organising outside of Aberdeen this evening to be a thoroughly miserable experience, but... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted February 21, 2020 Share Posted February 21, 2020 2 hours ago, L'immortale Par said: Give me mangoworm vids any day over that. Renton managed to be ill or injured every time he was booked in for the procedure. It's definitely time to do it though as he's totally sex mad now. If he spots some wee female dog in a pink coat his jaw starts vibrating. Are there no sex toys for dogs, like a blow up poodle or something? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 21, 2020 Share Posted February 21, 2020 2 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Are there no sex toys for dogs, like a blow up poodle or something? In our house they are called furry cushions. He can’t be left alone with them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted February 21, 2020 Share Posted February 21, 2020 1 minute ago, L'immortale Par said: In our house they are called furry cushions. He can’t be left alone with them. I'd let him get his end away properly before lopping them off, at least he'll have something to dream about. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 21, 2020 Share Posted February 21, 2020 Just now, welshbairn said: I'd let him get his end away properly before lopping them off, at least he'll have something to dream about. Yeah - could always breed him but if he was a person you wouldn’t want him reproducing as he’s not right. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted February 21, 2020 Share Posted February 21, 2020 ^^^ 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted February 21, 2020 Share Posted February 21, 2020 12 hours ago, L'immortale Par said: On Friday there’s Frances, she likes to take chances. When her husband’s at work, she does me dirty dances. This sounds vaguely like a Jarvis Cocker lyric combined with the least Jarvis Cocker album cover imaginable 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 21, 2020 Share Posted February 21, 2020 7 hours ago, Florentine_Pogen said: Watch and learn, people. I almost made it two minutes in and then nope nope nopenopenopenope. Everyone, feel free to click and watch a bare screaming testicle get popped with a soldering iron. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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