Shandon Par Posted February 17, 2020 Share Posted February 17, 2020 2 hours ago, welshbairn said: 10 in half an hour might be pushing it, but... https://www.healthline.com/nutrition/coffee-good-or-bad That's just morning espressos and doesn't take into account the odd Red Bull and many litres of filter coffee. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted February 17, 2020 Share Posted February 17, 2020 1 minute ago, Shandon Par said: That's just morning espressos and doesn't take into account the odd Red Bull and many litres of filter coffee. You're probably immortal in that case. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted February 17, 2020 Share Posted February 17, 2020 2 minutes ago, welshbairn said: You're probably immortal in that case. @Shandon Par, Ciro Par has a nice ring to it. Do it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted February 17, 2020 Share Posted February 17, 2020 30 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: That's just morning espressos and doesn't take into account the odd Red Bull and many litres of filter coffee. I can smell your breath from here. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted February 17, 2020 Share Posted February 17, 2020 Hearing that Shandon drinks all that caffeine in one day is like when folk told you Brooks Mileson smoked 100 fags a day - it sounds unbelievable and you wonder how anyone could possibly have the time to fit that into one day and then they get found face down in their garden pond after suffering a heart attack and you realise it was the truth. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted February 17, 2020 Share Posted February 17, 2020 (edited) And Michael Barrymore then takes custody of Renton. Edited February 17, 2020 by Dele -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 17, 2020 Share Posted February 17, 2020 7 minutes ago, Dele said: And Michael Barrymore then takes custody of Renton. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 17, 2020 Share Posted February 17, 2020 28 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: I can smell your breath from here. Blame the prawns Mrs Bairnardo ate last night. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteRoseKillie Posted February 17, 2020 Share Posted February 17, 2020 17 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: If ever the old headwings could talk - "You fucking what?" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 17, 2020 Share Posted February 17, 2020 1 minute ago, WhiteRoseKillie said: If ever the old headwings could talk - "You fucking what?" Renton would like to make it clear he's not a homophobe and would happily bang anything that moves, or indeed doesn't move, but is not a fan of swimming pools, rain or anything else that involves him getting wet, or fisted. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteRoseKillie Posted February 17, 2020 Share Posted February 17, 2020 10 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Renton would like to make it clear he's not a homophobe and would happily bang anything that moves, or indeed doesn't move, but is not a fan of swimming pools, rain or anything else that involves him getting wet, or fisted. Casper's the same - humping is his hobby, even though he's too young to know why he's doing it. Getting wet, however - nah. I had to get a brolly out the other night to shelter him in the garden while he had his his pre-bed piss. Tart. No data so far on his attitude to fisting - I'm guessing he'll be anti. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted February 17, 2020 Share Posted February 17, 2020 37 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Nearly 40 minutes and no one has told you to get that dogs nails cut? I don't recognise this place anymore. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 17, 2020 Share Posted February 17, 2020 8 minutes ago, WhiteRoseKillie said: Casper's the same - humping is his hobby, even though he's too young to know why he's doing it. Getting wet, however - nah. I had to get a brolly out the other night to shelter him in the garden while he had his his pre-bed piss. Tart. No data so far on his attitude to fisting - I'm guessing he'll be anti. Renton is getting castrated next week. Mrs clearly doesn't like him having fun fighting and shagging and in the kennels last week they said he spent most of the time in "time out" for sexual harassment. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 17, 2020 Share Posted February 17, 2020 7 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: Nearly 40 minutes and no one has told you to get that dogs nails cut? I don't recognise this place anymore. And no "big team found" due to his (old) collar either. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted February 17, 2020 Share Posted February 17, 2020 24 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Renton is getting castrated next week. Mrs clearly doesn't like him having fun fighting and shagging and in the kennels last week they said he spent most of the time in "time out" for sexual harassment. Renton Weinstein. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteRoseKillie Posted February 17, 2020 Share Posted February 17, 2020 Renton is getting castrated next week. Mrs clearly doesn't like him having fun fighting and shagging and in the kennels last week they said he spent most of the time in "time out" for sexual harassment. Sum boi, young Renton. I hadn't noticed the nails, but wow - surely they get blunted just by walking around, especially on pavement/concrete? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted February 17, 2020 Share Posted February 17, 2020 Presidents Day holiday in yankyland which means going to Cafe Tiztal for Mexican breakfast. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 17, 2020 Share Posted February 17, 2020 Just now, carpetmonster said: Presidents Day holiday in yankyland which means going to Cafe Tiztal for Mexican breakfast. You'll probably take flack for this, but I can confirm that the more disgusting a Mexican meal looks, the more delicious it tastes. You officially have my jealousy. Do with it what you will. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted February 17, 2020 Share Posted February 17, 2020 2 minutes ago, carpetmonster said: Presidents Day holiday in yankyland which means going to Cafe Tiztal for Mexican breakfast. No refried beans? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 17, 2020 Share Posted February 17, 2020 3 minutes ago, welshbairn said: No refried beans? Stop, stop, fucking stop, you sadistic b*****d 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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