johnnydun Posted February 3, 2020 Share Posted February 3, 2020 7 hours ago, G_Man1985 said: 50 days in a mental hospital and my mum has been discharged. Happy days 2020 let's have it That's really great news mate. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted February 5, 2020 Share Posted February 5, 2020 I’m off work for 4(four) weeks and I’m going to the Maldives on Tuesday. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
die hard doonhamer Posted February 5, 2020 Share Posted February 5, 2020 3 minutes ago, MONKMAN said: I’m off work for 4(four) weeks and I’m going to the Maldives on Tuesday. I've still got 8 and a half weeks until I'm back at work (been off for 17 and a half so far). No luxury holidays though. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted February 5, 2020 Share Posted February 5, 2020 I've still got 8 and a half weeks until I'm back at work (been off for 17 and a half so far). No luxury holidays though.What are the meals like in prison though? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
die hard doonhamer Posted February 5, 2020 Share Posted February 5, 2020 Just now, NJ2 said: What are the meals like in prison though? Better than expected. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
get_the_subbies_on Posted February 5, 2020 Share Posted February 5, 2020 Passed my first exam in almost 35 years. (Work related) Not going to lie. I was bricking it in the exam hall. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted February 5, 2020 Share Posted February 5, 2020 1 hour ago, get_the_subbies_on said: Passed my first exam in almost 35 years. (Work related) Not going to lie. I was bricking it in the exam hall. So the prostate is still working ? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted February 6, 2020 Share Posted February 6, 2020 I’m off work for 4(four) weeks and I’m going to the Maldives on Tuesday. Maldives? Feck, pack your stab proof vest thenhttps://amp.goldcoastbulletin.com.au/australian-man-stabbed-in-maldives-terror-attack/news-story/f8b20281bb4857aaff668be35f0058a5 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted February 9, 2020 Share Posted February 9, 2020 From Aldi 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted February 9, 2020 Share Posted February 9, 2020 (edited) Thon Barberan Operator needs sacked. Edited February 9, 2020 by Dele 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted February 9, 2020 Share Posted February 9, 2020 4 hours ago, MixuFixit said: A dad in a corner shop with his two wee lassies making him put back stuff with palm oil in it "because it's not sustainable". Greta in action. Made my day. This is offset by the pollution my sons arse is creating these days 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted February 12, 2020 Share Posted February 12, 2020 Does anyone need to ask? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted February 13, 2020 Share Posted February 13, 2020 Rangers Media is both hilarious and disturbing in equal measure tonight. What an existence these people must lead. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted February 13, 2020 Share Posted February 13, 2020 Last nights football results were pretty good I thought. 9 hours ago, Shotgun said: Rangers Media is both hilarious and disturbing in equal measure tonight. What an existence these people must lead Reading the shite that was posted from there last night is actually quite humbling. I'm very thankful that I didn't suffer that sort of upbringing resulting in me thinking along those lines. Scary to believe that outlook is alive and well these days But anyway, back to last nights results. They really cheered me up 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted February 14, 2020 Share Posted February 14, 2020 3 today. Firstly, enjoyed my time with my oldest daughter at one of they trampoline parks today. Farted at said place and then watched a wife scold her laddie for being stinking. 2 year old went full day with no nappies and no accidents. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted February 14, 2020 Share Posted February 14, 2020 3 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: 3 today. Firstly, enjoyed my time with my oldest daughter at one of they trampoline parks today. Farted at said place and then watched a wife scold her laddie for being stinking. 2 year old went full day with no nappies and no accidents. Did your daughter have to accompany you because you didn't meet the height requirements? Chapeau! on the fart. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted February 14, 2020 Share Posted February 14, 2020 1 hour ago, KnightswoodBear said: Did your daughter have to accompany you because you didn't meet the height requirements? Chapeau! on the fart. Pleased to see credit given when due -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted February 14, 2020 Share Posted February 14, 2020 1 hour ago, Bairnardo said: 3 today. Congratulations! Is that in lemur years? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted February 15, 2020 Share Posted February 15, 2020 Mrs B away out tonight, new series of Narcos Mexico to watch and a wee beer selection to try [emoji4] 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Con Stapleton Posted February 15, 2020 Share Posted February 15, 2020 4 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Mrs B away out tonight, new series of Narcos Mexico to watch and a wee beer selection to try That blood red sky stuff is honking. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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