NJ2 Posted August 29, 2019 Share Posted August 29, 2019 Only around 4 hours left of this PPI nonsense. Is Jim White doing a countdown? Will it slam shut? Asking for my fax machine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted August 29, 2019 Share Posted August 29, 2019 2 minutes ago, D.A.F.C said: We did that and half way through someone said “mr x is a w****r” and the next person pished themselves and passed it on. Got to the end last person blurts out “err mr x is a bus driver” The original was some quote from a philosopher apparently. The look on the teachers face was the best bit and he couldn’t do anything about it. When we played it, I didn't hear what the kid next to me said (I suspect it wasn't real words) so I just passed on "Man United are shit" to the kid on the other side. As he was a Man United fan, he threw a strop and refused to play "That's not what it started as! I don't believe you!" etc. The teacher forced him to continue so he simply re-started the game with "Shotgun is a pouf". By the time it made it round to the end of class it was something like "The sheep are in the corn." doG knows what it was in between times. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Priti priti priti Patel Posted August 29, 2019 Share Posted August 29, 2019 On 29/07/2019 at 13:03, Honest Saints Fan said: No cancer in my blood. Looks like the stem cell transplant has put me into remission! Let's hope it doesn't come back for years and by that time they find a cure. Brilliant mate 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted August 30, 2019 Share Posted August 30, 2019 5 hours ago, D.A.F.C said: We did that and half way through someone said “mr x is a w****r” and the next person pished themselves and passed it on. Got to the end last person blurts out “err mr x is a bus driver” The original was some quote from a philosopher apparently. The look on the teachers face was the best bit and he couldn’t do anything about it. @Mr X 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted September 3, 2019 Share Posted September 3, 2019 Heading home today for four (4) weeks off work [emoji7] 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted September 4, 2019 Share Posted September 4, 2019 Accepted a job in Denver Colorado where I will be closer to the wean and grandwean. Not looking forward to getting there but once settled it will be the berries. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted September 5, 2019 Share Posted September 5, 2019 Heading home today for four (4) weeks off work [emoji7]I’m back today after six (6) weeks off, the drive up last night was utterly horrific. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 5, 2019 Share Posted September 5, 2019 14 hours ago, BillyAnchor said: Accepted a job in Denver Colorado where I will be closer to the wean and grandwean. Not looking forward to getting there but once settled it will be the berries. ^^^ 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Wing Posted September 5, 2019 Share Posted September 5, 2019 Just finished work and now off for 12 days. Scotland games Friday and Monday, then off to Gran Canaria with the good lady for 4 nights on Tuesday. Copious amounts of beer will be drunk.Happy days! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 6, 2019 Share Posted September 6, 2019 19 minutes ago, Chicken Wing said: Just finished work and now off for 12 days. Scotland games Friday and Monday, then off to Gran Canaria with the good lady for 4 nights on Tuesday. Copious amounts of beer will be drunk. Happy days! 10 nights in the Canary Isles sounds better tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YHallSaint Posted September 13, 2019 Share Posted September 13, 2019 Got a new job today, only need to work 3 days a week and get more money. A very decent start to the weekend 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted September 17, 2019 Share Posted September 17, 2019 Me and Mrs SL are now in a new house. Have fought my way through the cardboard box mountain and found the comfy chair. Now having a cold beer. Fish suppers being collected by Mrs. All very good reasons to be cheerful. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted September 17, 2019 Share Posted September 17, 2019 Not the comfy chair!! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted September 17, 2019 Share Posted September 17, 2019 1 hour ago, The Skelpit Lug said: Me and Mrs SL are now in a new house. Have fought my way through the cardboard box mountain and found the comfy chair. Now having a cold beer. Fish suppers being collected by Mrs. All very good reasons to be cheerful. Glorious. There are few pleasures in life quite like the flitting day fish supper and glass bottle of ginger. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted September 17, 2019 Share Posted September 17, 2019 My new kitchen is *nearly* finished. The thing that makes me happiest about this is that after 6 years of staying in a house that's not connected to the gas main, I now have a gas cooker again thanks to two big f**k off bottles of LPG that now live in their own wee store outside. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
die hard doonhamer Posted September 17, 2019 Share Posted September 17, 2019 Today is a good day 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 17, 2019 Share Posted September 17, 2019 2 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: My new kitchen is *nearly* finished. The thing that makes me happiest about this is that after 6 years of staying in a house that's not connected to the gas main, I now have a gas cooker again thanks to two big f**k off bottles of LPG that now live in their own wee store outside. Mrs Mullarkey will be pleased. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted September 17, 2019 Share Posted September 17, 2019 Just now, Melanius Mullarkey said: Mrs Mullarkey will be pleased. That did play a huge part in the decision. The fags were making a fucking mess of the electric hob 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 17, 2019 Share Posted September 17, 2019 1 hour ago, KnightswoodBear said: My new kitchen is *nearly* finished. The thing that makes me happiest about this is that after 6 years of staying in a house that's not connected to the gas main, I now have a gas cooker again thanks to two big f**k off bottles of LPG that now live in their own wee store outside. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 17, 2019 Share Posted September 17, 2019 2 hours ago, KnightswoodBear said: My new kitchen is *nearly* finished. The thing that makes me happiest about this is that after 6 years of staying in a house that's not connected to the gas main, I now have a gas cooker again thanks to two big f**k off bottles of LPG that now live in their own wee store outside. I used to think that Upso Opso was a place in Sweden. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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