Bert Raccoon Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 Philpy, you need decking. No, seriously. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 No matter how hard Philpy tries, he will never be able to not see a set of cock and balls every time he looks at his garden from the top window now. Every day he walks on it he'll like musicals a little bit more. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 My girlfriend also said it looked like a penis. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 Well, she has probably seen a few.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 Good one philipy! I'm going to the Stockbridge duck race today, probably get a few beers in Hectors while I'm out as well so should be a good Sunday! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 Good one philipy! I'm going to the Stockbridge duck race today, probably get a few beers in Hectors while I'm out as well so should be a good Sunday! Hectors? You'll be skint, drinking in Stockbridge. We've got 18 people coming over for a bbq today, should be good as long as the weather holds out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 We've got 18 people coming over for a bbq today, should be good as long as the weather holds out. At least if the weather is shite you can take everyone upstairs and let them admire your big cock. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 At least if the weather is shite you can take everyone upstairs and let them admire your big cock. Is this how you imagine me to look Shandon par? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 18 people on one cock.... Think I might already have the DVD of that one. 'Philpy's Shite Path'? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 'Philpy's Shite Path'? Patio Princesses get Pounded 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 Patio Princesses get Pounded ...out of shape 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 Won a five a sides tourney. Everything went well On your own? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 My Dad died peacefully in his sleep tonight. Unusual place to post this maybe, but 2 weeks ago we were walking down to the local for a half pint of Guinness (him) most afternoons, and he would have been 94 this August. Still charming the nurses till the end. Not a bad way to go. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 Sorry for your loss mate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 My Dad died peacefully in his sleep tonight. Unusual place to post this maybe, but 2 weeks ago we were walking down to the local for a half pint of Guinness (him) most afternoons, and he would have been 94 this August. Still charming the nurses till the end. Not a bad way to go. Sorry for your loss, pal. It's never going to be a happy time, but you seem relatively relaxed about it and not too traumatised. It's a cliché but at least he's at peace now, no more pain anymore. Probably a slight bit of relief for yourself too. 93 though? Hats off to your old man, that's some age to make it to! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 4, 2016 Share Posted July 4, 2016 Sorry WB. Good innings, relatively decent way to go, and other stuff that doesn't really help in the short term. Hope yourself and your family are coping. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 4, 2016 Share Posted July 4, 2016 Cheers. Just happy he had an easy exit. Had a bit of time of grieving beforehand as it looked inevitable. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted July 4, 2016 Share Posted July 4, 2016 My Dad died peacefully in his sleep tonight. Unusual place to post this maybe, but 2 weeks ago we were walking down to the local for a half pint of Guinness (him) most afternoons, and he would have been 94 this August. Still charming the nurses till the end. Not a bad way to go. Sorry for your loss, WB. Condolences That's how I'd choose to go though. Peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming like his passengers..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted July 4, 2016 Share Posted July 4, 2016 Sorry for your loss WelshBairn. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted July 4, 2016 Share Posted July 4, 2016 Sorry to hear that. A good innings, though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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