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Reasons to be Cheerful


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When you wake up, consider getting up and then realise it's the weekend and that you don't have to. :)

Eta: and remember you have a whack of big pancakes awaiting you for breakfast.

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When you wake up at the weekend and remember all that healthy eating and avoidance of alcohol Monday to Friday can get binned for a weekend of junk and beer.

Not so fun is "I better behave this weekend seeing as I've had a drink most nights after coming home late and cooking up nutritionless rubbish".

Not that I'd know anything about that, like.

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Getting chatted up by a woman I sort of know on Facebook whose is 69.

I'm 57.

Trying to decide if this is a reason to be cheerful or not!

Opinions welcome

 

Does she smell of kipper?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Of course she does, run like f**k.

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Met her once, can't say I smelt anything.

Pension yes, she's also a retired Bank Manager.

Smell cash, I think so!!

Stay with her until she's amended the will to include you.

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