Sergeant Wilson Posted December 19, 2015 Share Posted December 19, 2015 Thats very disturbing Having a few folk round for dinner today and quite excited for it - certainly have a good feeling about today ^^^Ends in tears...Mark my words, 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted December 19, 2015 Share Posted December 19, 2015 Tip: there's no such thing as an overdone chip. Get them in the oven early. Not having chips - having roast potatoes though and i have never fucked them up. The chips were a one off 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted December 19, 2015 Share Posted December 19, 2015 Feeling like shite today, so the wean showed me this to cheer me up. Mission accomplished TBH. (I'm assuming the fat specky boy reminded him of his old man ) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted December 19, 2015 Share Posted December 19, 2015 And I met Mark Morriss. Don't forget that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted December 19, 2015 Share Posted December 19, 2015 Got my cat back and met Mark Morriss in the same day. Literally nothing bar a lottery win will top this day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 19, 2015 Share Posted December 19, 2015 Wha? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted December 19, 2015 Share Posted December 19, 2015 ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1450567842.720402.jpg Got my cat back and met Mark Morriss in the same day. Literally nothing bar a lottery win will top this day. Digging that beard Adam. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted December 19, 2015 Share Posted December 19, 2015 Digging that beard Adam. Cheers mate, shaved it off for Mrs Adam's graduation, but it's here to stay now! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted December 19, 2015 Share Posted December 19, 2015 I thought Mark Morrison was black? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted December 20, 2015 Share Posted December 20, 2015 I thought Mark Morrison was black? He is, Mark Morriss isn't. HTH 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted December 20, 2015 Share Posted December 20, 2015 I thought Mark Morrison was black? Adam would've been singing 'Return of the Mack Cat'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Rational Posted December 20, 2015 Share Posted December 20, 2015 Just about got the majority of my Christmas shopping done. Got one of my mates 'Ron Jeremy' hardcore rum which will go down a treat when he opens it at his in-laws on Christmas Day. I've just got to get a daft jumper for my other pal, he's going to be a dad for the first time, so I got him 'go the f**k to sleep' as well. We also have a 'daddy wanted a blow job' babygro but we will keep that until the wee lassie comes along. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted December 20, 2015 Share Posted December 20, 2015 Who is Mark Morriss? Looking Reem Adam 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted December 20, 2015 Share Posted December 20, 2015 Bought a mug, scarf and hat out the Jags shop. Also got a programme and my free scarf. Got pure REKT. Woke up went for a pish and there was the bag in the bathroom. Result! p.s. There was also a bag of Quavers in there and some loose monster munch. #Winning p.p.s. kitchen was awash with red lentils though 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted December 20, 2015 Share Posted December 20, 2015 Who's he again? Bluetones? That's the fella. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted December 20, 2015 Share Posted December 20, 2015 He is, Mark Morriss isn't. HTH Genuinely thought Mrs M had missed out the end of his surname and Adam knew better than to correct it. Carry on! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Naitch Posted December 21, 2015 Share Posted December 21, 2015 Finished work on Friday until the 4th of January. Love this time of year. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted December 21, 2015 Share Posted December 21, 2015 I've just got to get a daft jumper for my other pal, he's going to be a dad for the first time, so I got him 'go the f**k to sleep' People are going to walk past him and think, "ha, he's a really funny guy. I wish he was one of my friends. I might actually go and get one of those funny slogan jumpers as well, I wonder if they do something that illustrates me as a beer-drinker." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted December 21, 2015 Share Posted December 21, 2015 People are going to walk past him and think, "ha, he's a really funny guy. I wish he was one of my friends. I might actually go and get one of those funny slogan jumpers as well, I wonder if they do something that illustrates me as a beer-drinker." Or they may think, "look at that fanny!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted December 21, 2015 Share Posted December 21, 2015 My kids go to their dad tomorrow until Xmas day. Last bedtime I've to deal with before Christmas Day! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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