Stevo Fife Posted January 16, 2019 Share Posted January 16, 2019 Glass fact #1 A good quality beer will always be bottled in brown or green tinted glass. This stops UV light from spoiling the drink. This explains why liquid horse piss like Tennent's comes in a can. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Kebab Posted January 16, 2019 Author Share Posted January 16, 2019 1 minute ago, Stevo Fife said: Glass fact #1 A good quality beer will always be bottled in brown or green tinted glass. This stops UV light from spoiling the drink. This explains why liquid horse piss like Tennent's comes in a can. What kind of horse would that be Stevo??? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 16, 2019 Share Posted January 16, 2019 3 minutes ago, Stevo Fife said: Glass fact #1 A good quality beer will always be bottled in brown or green tinted glass. This stops UV light from spoiling the drink. This explains why liquid horse piss like Tennent's comes in a can. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo Fife Posted January 16, 2019 Share Posted January 16, 2019 2 minutes ago, Zen Archer said: f**k! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mon_The_Fife Posted January 16, 2019 Share Posted January 16, 2019 Just watched some highlights of Glass, looked unfit and very shattered. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo Fife Posted January 16, 2019 Share Posted January 16, 2019 Glass fact #2 It takes over 1 million years for glass to fully decompose. (If he's any good we should get him signed up on a long term deal) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cambuslang Fifer Posted January 16, 2019 Share Posted January 16, 2019 (edited) Glass fact 3# People always say breaking a GLASS mirror can result in 5 years bad luck so hopefully we sign him to give us 5 months of luck Edited January 16, 2019 by Cambuslang Fifer 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 16, 2019 Share Posted January 16, 2019 2 minutes ago, Cambuslang Fifer said: Glass fact 3# People always say breaking a GLASS mirror can result in 5 years bad luck so hopefully we sign him to give us 5 months of luck Here we go. It's..... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatdoug1938 Posted January 16, 2019 Share Posted January 16, 2019 Glass fact 3# People always say breaking a GLASS mirror can result in 5 years bad luck so hopefully we sign him to give us 5 months of luck Clearly 7 years 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smuggfifer Posted January 16, 2019 Share Posted January 16, 2019 If he signs part time would that be half-full time? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mon_The_Fife Posted January 16, 2019 Share Posted January 16, 2019 When glass breaks, the cracks move at a speed of 3000mph. Almost as fast as Anton Dowds. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo Fife Posted January 16, 2019 Share Posted January 16, 2019 Glass Fact #4 Glass consists of only 3 ingredients; these are - sand, soda ash and limestone. This boy isn't human. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewan_fife Posted January 16, 2019 Share Posted January 16, 2019 Watch him stay at Dundee United [emoji23] would be glass patter 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Kebab Posted January 16, 2019 Author Share Posted January 16, 2019 Watch him stay at Dundee United [emoji23] would be glass patter Is that a smear on the Glass campaign??? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gordon EF Posted January 16, 2019 Share Posted January 16, 2019 Glass Fact #5 An effective way to clean Glass is a few drops of vinegar and vigorous rubbing with newspaper. It'll certainly add a bit of variety to the post match showers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo Fife Posted January 16, 2019 Share Posted January 16, 2019 4 minutes ago, Gordon EF said: Glass Fact #5 An effective way to clean Glass is a few drops of vinegar and vigorous rubbing with newspaper. It'll certainly add a bit of variety to the post match showers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewan_fife Posted January 16, 2019 Share Posted January 16, 2019 I hope we never sign Liam Dick. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted January 16, 2019 Share Posted January 16, 2019 I would have thought Crystal Palace would be interested in Glass. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo Fife Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 10 hours ago, ewan_fife said: I hope we never sign Liam Dick. Me too! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo Fife Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 Glass Fact #6 China is the worlds largest producer of glass and is believed to control roughly 34% of the worldwide glass market. (we'll need to do background checks on this boy) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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