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1 minute ago, Mr Heliums said:

No argument that Neil Lennon deserves the sack.

But incredible to see the supposed 'best fans in the world' gather for the sole purpose of screaming abuse at a manager with well-documented mental health problems.

It's pathetic, but it's really not incredible.

Nobody supports Celtic because of his 'you win some; you lose some' outlook.

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6 minutes ago, Zen Archer Esq. said:

At least they get a wash, which is long overdue.

 

Celtic chiefs have been forced to write to the club's fans reminding them to WASH.

The remarkable revelation comes about after the club received a complaint regarding one particularly pungent individual at Celtic Park, report the Daily Record.

Supporters from one section of the stadium were stunned to receive a letter reminding them not to turn up to games stinking of BO.

The letter was originally thought to be a hoax but it transpired that officials had indeed acted to help create reduce the negative “impact” of the pong

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7 minutes ago, bennett said:

 

Celtic chiefs have been forced to write to the club's fans reminding them to WASH.

The remarkable revelation comes about after the club received a complaint regarding one particularly pungent individual at Celtic Park, report the Daily Record.

Supporters from one section of the stadium were stunned to receive a letter reminding them not to turn up to games stinking of BO.

The letter was originally thought to be a hoax but it transpired that officials had indeed acted to help create reduce the negative “impact” of the pong

Please accept this the 'Holy Oar of Govan'

 

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for services of stirring it...

 

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13 minutes ago, Detournement said:

If Celtic had qualified for the Champions League the past two seasons the TV money would mean they wouldn't be in this situation.

Instead they got pumped by Cluj and Ferenvarcos and instead of buying quality have had to scramble around buying crap like Ajeti, Barkas, Laxalt and Klimala. They also have to promote Ajer, Eddy, Ntcham and Christie as potential big money sales which has the knock on effect of those players having their mind on their next club rather than winning the league. Lennon is to blame for sticking by Brown and running McGregor into the ground  but I think there is a lot more to it than his management.

I can't get over how bad some of the recruitment has been for Celtic.

Laxalt and Duffy were really bad bits of business. Paying big money to get these guys on loan and they're absolutely terrible.

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6 minutes ago, ropy said:

Are we not laughing at Hearts anymore?

Not right now thankfully, but if we somehow manage to lose last years cup final in a fortnight then feel free.

Hopefully Celtic will have officially blown two trebles in three weeks by then though. And we'll be one step closer to the 10 

 

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7 minutes ago, G51 said:

I can't get over how bad some of the recruitment has been for Celtic.

Laxalt and Duffy were really bad bits of business. Paying big money to get these guys on loan and they're absolutely terrible.

Rangers have had similar issues paying big money for Hagi, Itten and Zungu without much return yet (they may well come good).

Rangers have caught up because they signed a load of players for very little Morelos, Davis, Arfield, Jack, Kamara, Tavernier, Balogun, Bassey, McLaughlin and McGregor cost less than £2m in transfer fees.

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33 minutes ago, Mr Heliums said:

No argument that Neil Lennon deserves the sack.

Still, incredible to see the supposed 'best fans in the world' gather for the sole purpose of screaming abuse at a manager with well-documented mental health problems.

What about the players ?

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8 minutes ago, Detournement said:

Rangers have had similar issues paying big money for Hagi, Itten and Zungu without much return yet (they may well come good).

Rangers have caught up because they signed a load of players for very little Morelos, Davis, Arfield, Jack, Kamara, Tavernier, Balogun, Bassey, McLaughlin and McGregor cost less than £2m in transfer fees.

I doubt we're paying very much for Zungu tbh, we did Amiens a favour with his contract extension and loan.

Hagi and Itten are still good players. Hagi is second in the league in assists behind Tavernier and he's played much less minutes.

 

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I can't get over how bad some of the recruitment has been for Celtic.

Laxalt and Duffy were really bad bits of business. Paying big money to get these guys on loan and they're absolutely terrible.

 

Totally agree with you but that’s due to appointing Lennon instead of a competent manager as they’ve actually spent quite a bit just on utter dross. My personal favourite is that Lennon pushed Craig Gordon out the door (who kept them in many big games) as Forster was back, Forster then pissed off back down south Gordon left for Hearts and they wasted million on a keeper who is nowhere near Gordon.

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23 minutes ago, SouthLanarkshireWhite said:

No, no they don't. It's all about being inclusive.

Pope Francis in seventh heaven as he accepts Celtic jersey from young  Scottish Bhoy at the Vatican | The Irish Post

Why embracing Celtic's Catholic Roots is not something that should be  contentious

I'm loving the Magners logo right above 'Pope Francis'. 

My favourite bit in the Bible is when Jesus turns water into cider. 

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