nobsworthTON Posted April 9, 2013 Share Posted April 9, 2013 Curiosity got the better of me and I googled that POF site. Home page: 19, Edinburgh. That lassie is cracow's ex's fuckin double ! And what a girl his ex is, pure animal between the sheets, but great at all the domestic tasks. I'm sure she even increased the suction on my old upright . 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nobsworthTON Posted April 9, 2013 Share Posted April 9, 2013 There's obviously nothing wrong with using online dating sites. If my wife ever works out what a knob I am and leaves me, I have no idea how I would go about meeting women? Work? Awkward moments by the coffee machine? Going out on the pull? I'm 32, you don't meet nice people in their early 30s out on the pull. She doesn't read P&B then ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lanky_ffc Posted April 9, 2013 Share Posted April 9, 2013 POF is an easy way to get birds. Apparently 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fifergaz Posted April 9, 2013 Share Posted April 9, 2013 On the subject of 3inchwonders and tiny tadgers,here's my favourite joke.Ever. What do you call a man with a wee willie? Justin 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Sanchez Posted April 9, 2013 Share Posted April 9, 2013 Online dating sites are dangerous and I would advise caution. A good friend of mine met up with a couple of burds. To cut a long story short, he married one of them. You've all been warned...! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted April 9, 2013 Share Posted April 9, 2013 these burds they are only after 1000 things 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nobsworthTON Posted April 9, 2013 Share Posted April 9, 2013 (edited) Online dating sites are dangerous and I would advise caution. A good friend of mine met up with a couple of burds. To cut a long story short, he married one of them. You've all been warned...! Yeah doc, but they're not a bad option if like cracow, you're currently getting your leg over as often as a panda. Edited April 9, 2013 by nobsworthTON 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cracowjambo Posted April 9, 2013 Author Share Posted April 9, 2013 Yeah doc, but they're not a bad option if like cracow, you're currently getting your leg over as often as a panda. I get my leg over a fair bit. I had 4 in the 1st week I was back from Poland the beat opening message is Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii:D That works all the time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampy Posted April 9, 2013 Share Posted April 9, 2013 Calling it now: nobsworthTON is chuckles. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted April 9, 2013 Share Posted April 9, 2013 Calling it now: nobsworthTON is chuckles. i just thouht it was one person talking to himself 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted April 9, 2013 Share Posted April 9, 2013 i just thouht it was one person talking to himself Yeah, that's pretty much what I was thinking actually. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chuckles Posted April 9, 2013 Share Posted April 9, 2013 Calling it now: nobsworthTON is chuckles. A couple of months ago, after being involved in a thread where my posts contributed to the involvement of a mod, I made the decision not to be involved in any more 'banter' on this forum.....check my posts.... as guys with whom I'd traded insults were, like yourself, folk who in another time would have been posting poison pen letters. Around this time one of your posts on here led me to believe that rather than just being a wee oddity who liked to march at homosexual parades, you were probably a pretty unwholesome individual ( your post suggested that another poster's attendance at a kids' swimming pool may have given him material for a 'danger w**k') and certainly someone with whom I didn't want to interact. Which is why I've let all your recent arrogant shite pass without comment. However, I really can't let this latest flight of fantasy go unanswered ( strange, but it doesn't seem so long ago that your wee buddy was accusing me of being SS Missile boy). I am not the poster you named, or anyone other than the name I'm posting this under. As your young pal might say, unlucky. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted April 9, 2013 Share Posted April 9, 2013 A couple of months ago, after being involved in a thread where my posts contributed to the involvement of a mod, I made the decision not to be involved in any more 'banter' on this forum.....check my posts.... as guys with whom I'd traded insults were, like yourself, folk who in another time would have been posting poison pen letters. Around this time one of your posts on here led me to believe that rather than just being a wee oddity who liked to march at homosexual parades, you were probably a pretty unwholesome individual ( your post suggested that another poster's attendance at a kids' swimming pool may have given him material for a 'danger w**k') and certainly someone with whom I didn't want to interact. Which is why I've let all your recent arrogant shite pass without comment. However, I really can't let this latest flight of fantasy go unanswered ( strange, but it doesn't seem so long ago that your wee buddy was accusing me of being SS Missile boy). I am not the poster you named, or anyone other than the name I'm posting this under. As your young pal might say, unlucky. Thats strange, cause there are three usernames coming up from this IP address. I've banned the other two, so its just chuckles from now on ... for everyone really. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotThePars Posted April 9, 2013 Share Posted April 9, 2013 Ah, the internet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chuckles Posted April 9, 2013 Share Posted April 9, 2013 Thats strange, cause there are three usernames coming up from this IP address. I've banned the other two, so its just chuckles from now on ... for everyone really. My IP at the moment is a shared address. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted April 9, 2013 Share Posted April 9, 2013 My IP at the moment is a shared address. shared by the voices in your head 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted April 9, 2013 Share Posted April 9, 2013 My IP at the moment is a shared address. Really? And what exactly do you mean by that? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted April 9, 2013 Share Posted April 9, 2013 Chuckles must go to school with Supras IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J_Stewart Posted April 9, 2013 Share Posted April 9, 2013 there is a breakdown waiting to happen in this thread it may not be soon but there is certainly going to be one This is looking like a bloody good prediction. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampy Posted April 9, 2013 Share Posted April 9, 2013 (edited) While it appears I was off the mark thinking that nobsworthTON and chuckles were the same person, it's good to hear he was sock-puppetting two other accounts. What a weirdo. edit: actually, was I off the mark? I see nobsworthTON is banned now... Edited April 9, 2013 by Swampy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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