Gaz FFC Posted September 16, 2015 Share Posted September 16, 2015 Oh my god, space aliens. Don't eat me, I have a wife and kids.... eat them. ???????????????????????????????????????? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted September 16, 2015 Share Posted September 16, 2015 The Barbershop one is a classic. "This enormous woman will devour us all! " That's my son up there. What, the balding fat-ass? Uh no, the Hindu guy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deadasdillinger Posted September 16, 2015 Author Share Posted September 16, 2015 Thought I'd post this. It's a 1996 pilot written by the most prolific Simpsons writer John Swartzwelder. It's not great but there are some very Simpsonsesque moments. As one comment says, it could have been excellent with Phil Hartman in the title role. Lasted about 5 minutes. Christ that's fucking rotten. What the hell happened, he's writer of some of my favourite Simpsons episodes! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
54_and_counting Posted September 16, 2015 Share Posted September 16, 2015 Some great episodes on tonight. Channel Four has 'Trash of the Titans' then Sky has 'Homer's Barbershop Quartet', 'Cape Feare' and then A Streetcar Named Marge'. trash of the titans is a classic 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted September 17, 2015 Share Posted September 17, 2015 trash of the titans is a classic My favourite bit is when U2 are playing and the big screen cuts to Homer getting a doing from the bouncers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted September 17, 2015 Share Posted September 17, 2015 trash of the titans is a classic 'You told people I lured children into my Gingerbread House' 'Yeah, that was just a lie'. ------- 'He's right. He ain't much on speeches.' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
accies1874 Posted September 17, 2015 Share Posted September 17, 2015 STEALING! How could you? Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church - Captain Whatshisname? We live in a society of law! Why do you think I took you to all of those Police Academy movies, FOR FUN? Well I didn't see anybody laughing, DID YOU? Except at that guy who did sound effects, hehe. Vrmmm. Now where was I? Oh yeah, stay outta my booze!That's by far one of my favourite Simpsons moments. Brilliant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherrif John Bunnell Posted September 17, 2015 Share Posted September 17, 2015 Oh yeah, the taxes. The finger thing means the taxes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted September 19, 2015 Share Posted September 19, 2015 (edited) ETA: Preamble to this: "Tried to get on the 'Waiting To Exhale' waiting list. They said: Don't hold your breath." Edited September 19, 2015 by Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted September 20, 2015 Share Posted September 20, 2015 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
accies1874 Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 Just watched the Jessica Lovejoy episode. My all-time favourite! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrestersKTID Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 Wait a minute...There's a lemon behind that rock. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 Oh, sure, like lawyers work in big skyscrapers and have secretaries. Look at him! He's wearing a belt... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted October 1, 2015 Share Posted October 1, 2015 What does sequestered mean? If the jury is deadlocked, they're put up in a hotel so they can't communicate with the outside world. What does deadlocked mean? It's when the jury can't agree on a verdict. And if? A conjuction meaning in the event of or on condition of. So if we get deadlocked, we'll get sequestered to the Springfield Palace Hotel, where we'll get a free room, free food, free swimming pool, free HBO, and, Oooo, Free Willy. How many S's in innocent? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted October 1, 2015 Share Posted October 1, 2015 What does sequestered mean? If the jury is deadlocked, they're put up in a hotel so they can't communicate with the outside world. What does deadlocked mean? It's when the jury can't agree on a verdict. And if? A conjuction meaning in the event of or on condition of. So if we get deadlocked, we'll get sequestered to the Springfield Palace Hotel, where we'll get a free room, free food, free swimming pool, free HBO, and, Oooo, Free Willy. How many S's in innocent? Can't believe you went to all that effort and missed out the last line of that scene, which is my favourite: "I'm only doing what I think is right. I believe Freddy Quimby should walk out of here a free hotel." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antlion Posted October 1, 2015 Share Posted October 1, 2015 "Probably misses his old glasses." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted October 4, 2015 Share Posted October 4, 2015 What does sequestered mean? If the jury is deadlocked, they're put up in a hotel so they can't communicate with the outside world. What does deadlocked mean? It's when the jury can't agree on a verdict. And if? A conjuction meaning in the event of or on condition of. So if we get deadlocked, we'll get sequestered to the Springfield Palace Hotel, where we'll get a free room, free food, free swimming pool, free HBO, and, Oooo, Free Willy. How many S's in innocent? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richie95 Posted October 4, 2015 Share Posted October 4, 2015 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted October 15, 2015 Share Posted October 15, 2015 On C4+1 right now: Zzzzzzap! Amazing episode. I like me beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals ffffllaming! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calum_gers Posted October 15, 2015 Share Posted October 15, 2015 "Homer you've never been hunting and you're as straight as anyone" "Am I Marge? How many kids have you had recently?" Classic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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