welshbairn Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 The real DKRP news site seems to have closed down. Sadly missed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HTG Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 "Scotland releases seven players from football World Cup squad after devastating 9-0 loss in exhibition match against DPRK team." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernLights Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 Reports of a 5.1 magnitude earthquake detected near a known North Korean nuclear weapon test site. Bit late with their New Year fireworks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lex Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 World war 3 inevitable etc. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 Reports of a 5.1 magnitude earthquake detected near a known North Korean nuclear weapon test site. Bit late with their New Year fireworks. The US Geological Survey say it originated 10 km below ground. Doubt the North Koreans are capable of that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
accies1874 Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 (edited) BBC saying North Korea have come out and said it was a hydrogen bomb. Edited January 6, 2016 by accies1874 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glenconner Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 Big deal. Glaswegian rockets are on constant standby. And we've got more of them than they do. Fail 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 BBC saying North Korea have come out and said it was a hydrogen bomb. And they've been testing submarine launched missiles. SHIT IS ABOUT TO GET REAL YO! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 The US Geological Survey say it originated 10 km below ground. Doubt the North Koreans are capable of that. They're now saying it was near the surface (depth = 0.0 km). Either they or the BBC in their initial story made a typo. http://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/eventpage/us10004bnm#general_summary 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 They're now saying it was near the surface (depth = 0.0 km). Either they or the BBC in their initial story made a typo. http://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/eventpage/us10004bnm#general_summary It's not unusual for 0.0 to mean 'we'll fill this bit in with the actual figure eventually'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 Well done North Korea. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45 Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 When the nukes are dropping, mind and hide under your desk. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 China is evacuating people from near the Korean border and sending in technicians with geiger counters, according to the World Service. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 BE A WEAR x 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 So the least aggressive country doesn't get weapons but the most aggressive can. Including the one country that has used them. Seems fair. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Koop Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 China is evacuating people from near the Korean border and sending in technicians with geiger counters, according to the World Service. They should go and check the fucking air quality in Shanghai while they're at it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 So the least aggressive country doesn't get weapons but the most aggressive can. Including the one country that has used them. Seems fair. You can see exactly what Team America: World Police was all about, huh. As for us, quite rich to condemn this shit whilst pushing the renewal of Trident. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 Heh, that feed truly is a hoot. The Beast from the East. If anyone needs me, I'll be in a gulag somewhere for the next 40 years. I saw DA Baracus mention the other day that he had a haircut that made him look like a fat Josh Falkingham (Pars' panto villain of the lower leagues). Kim Jong is the spitting image of a chubby Falky so I think we now had a fair mugshot. If you see a ,man like this pushing a pram give him a wave. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 Looks like he's just dropped one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mohanaman Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 Heh, that feed truly is a hoot. The Beast from the East. If anyone needs me, I'll be in a gulag somewhere for the next 40 years. Check aw the cheery c***s in the background, ffs you would think he was some kind of dictator or something... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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