Mak Posted February 24, 2013 Share Posted February 24, 2013 His brother is facing charges in connection with the death of a woman in a car crash. Bit of incestuous cell sharing coming up perhaps. You're weird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gav-ffc Posted February 25, 2013 Share Posted February 25, 2013 Oscar Pistorius @OscarPistorius Nothing like getting home to hear the washing machine on and thinking its an intruder to go into full combat recon mode into the pantry! waa Collapse Reply Retweeted Favorite More Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 25, 2013 Author Share Posted February 25, 2013 Charged with killing a woman on a motorbike. Didn't happen if there's no pics of her modelling underwear though.. Why was she on it, was it his? If some burd steals your motorbike you're entitled to put a few caps in her ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenockRover Posted February 27, 2013 Share Posted February 27, 2013 Is "...life's too short..." more than just a saying in SA then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gannonball Posted February 28, 2013 Share Posted February 28, 2013 Is "...life's too short..." more than just a saying in SA then? More like legs too short in poor oscars case. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mak Posted February 28, 2013 Share Posted February 28, 2013 Life changingly good patter, lads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacDuffman Posted March 28, 2013 Share Posted March 28, 2013 http://news.sky.com/story/1070931/pistorius-can-leave-south-africa-to-compete Well thats it - hes going to do a runner. Ba$tard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtie23 Posted March 28, 2013 Share Posted March 28, 2013 Absolute disgrace to let him leave the country Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacDuffman Posted March 28, 2013 Share Posted March 28, 2013 White murder suspect leaves South Africa shocker. Especially as it wasn't even a coloured gentleman he murdered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Duck of Death Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 In his case - guilty until proved innocent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bairney Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 This story is growing some legs...she wasn't even on the toilet, but cowering behind the door and a witness heard female screams before the gun shots - he's as fkd as the two lassies in Peru Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 I've no doubt that he's guilty, although I fully expect him to get off with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 http://news.sky.com/story/1070931/pistorius-can-leave-south-africa-to-compete Well thats it - hes going to do a runner. Ba$tard. Edward Snowdon's challenged him to a race. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bairney Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 Born to run over us. Oscar Pistorius, Shot through the doorius, God's no-saved his legs. ETA - Better than that other version Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeGas Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 Spoilt rich kid idiot to face the music. Expect loads of shows in court,crying,prayinf etc. Anything to be seen as decent. Sly b*****d. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phasma ex machina Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 Early morning viewing sorted then.... http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/africa/oscar-pistorius-murder-trial-south-african-broadcaster-launches-dedicated-channel-for-24hour-coverage-of-reeva-steenkamp-case-9096901.html 24 hour news channel to start for his trial Bladey awful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phasma ex machina Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 The Onion's Tips For Not Accidentally Murdering Your Girlfriend In today’s fast-paced world, it seems like just about any guy can accidentally kill his girlfriend at virtually any time. Here are some easy strategies to avoid inadvertently murdering your significant other: Be sure to avoid firing a gun in the general direction of your girlfriend, regardless of the situation. Shy away from doing anything that may cause your girlfriend a massive amount of blood loss, such as beating her, stabbing her, or shooting her multiple times. Consider performing a task that has a low risk of accidentally murdering your girlfriend, like giving her flowers, taking her to dinner, or letting her continue living and breathing. Remain generally cognizant of the fact that three gunshots to the head and torso will, in most situations, fatally wound a person, and that this fact will, therefore, likely apply to your girlfriend as well. If there is a locked door in your home and there is even a remote possibility that the person you’re currently dating is behind that door and could be immediately killed by the bullets you fire at the door, try not to fire a gun directly at that door. In general, if there is something that you think might cause your girlfriend to stop living, don’t do that thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 Early morning viewing sorted then.... http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/africa/oscar-pistorius-murder-trial-south-african-broadcaster-launches-dedicated-channel-for-24hour-coverage-of-reeva-steenkamp-case-9096901.html 24 hour news channel to start for his trial Bladey awful. I'm complaining if he's not constantly bouncing on his blades. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 31, 2014 Author Share Posted January 31, 2014 I thought he'd pegged it for a minute there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slim Charles Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 http://www.nytimes.com/2014/04/10/world/africa/oscar-pistorius-murder-trial.html?_r=0“I did not intend to kill Reeva — or anybody else,” he said.Aye, that'll be why you fired a gun at somebody through a bathroom door 4 times. Does anybody actually think this c**t's innocent? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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