Enigma Posted August 15, 2018 Share Posted August 15, 2018 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted August 15, 2018 Share Posted August 15, 2018 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrewDon Posted August 17, 2018 Share Posted August 17, 2018 "Have you got nice tits?" "Well, it's not for me to say." 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted August 17, 2018 Share Posted August 17, 2018 What? But I thought we were on the same wavelength. You know, the sausage, the Euro, Clarkson. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrewDon Posted August 17, 2018 Share Posted August 17, 2018 "Carmen Electra's in there. I would seriously love to really, really bang her. Although, if it was a choice between that or a drive in a Ferrari Testarossa - phew, too close to call, yeah?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted August 17, 2018 Share Posted August 17, 2018 This is the worst bit. I hate this bit. This is the worst bit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted August 17, 2018 Share Posted August 17, 2018 "Discharge your pipe, then have a wipe. That's the rhyme". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaggy Snake Posted August 17, 2018 Share Posted August 17, 2018 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blootoon87 Posted August 17, 2018 Share Posted August 17, 2018 f**k off! I heard The Strokes before you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrewDon Posted August 18, 2018 Share Posted August 18, 2018 "Mark. You're in the stationery cupboard." "That's right, Jeff." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted August 18, 2018 Share Posted August 18, 2018 What, just to wet the whistle? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted August 18, 2018 Share Posted August 18, 2018 Mark: “Isn’t it like kryptonite, wouldn’t it kill you?”Johnson: “I’m not going to drink it Mark, just take a sniff for old times sake.”Johnson swigs the wine down: “More fool you, asshole”. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted August 18, 2018 Share Posted August 18, 2018 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotThePars Posted August 18, 2018 Share Posted August 18, 2018 Apart from the wobble he has when Sophie leaves him I reckon there’s a strong argument to be made that Jeff is the most normal person on the show. Arguably even the only normal person on Peep Show. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted August 19, 2018 Share Posted August 19, 2018 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted August 19, 2018 Share Posted August 19, 2018 All The Whores Of Malta. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted August 19, 2018 Share Posted August 19, 2018 "You know my dating agency idea?" "What, bringing dull workaholics together to spare the rest of human kind?" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted August 20, 2018 Share Posted August 20, 2018 They should be more honest. I mean, at least Tony Adams from the IRA, he's like, "Yeah, I shoot people. I like shooting people". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted August 20, 2018 Share Posted August 20, 2018 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrewDon Posted August 20, 2018 Share Posted August 20, 2018 "It's not piss." 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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