Swarley Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 5 hours ago, paranoid android said: "No - not the Hootenanny - never the Hootenanny - we're better than that!" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrewDon Posted January 9, 2019 Share Posted January 9, 2019 Sophie: 'Well, it was a passionate relationship.' Mark: 'Right. That must be horrible.' 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted January 9, 2019 Share Posted January 9, 2019 I'm his wiiiifffffe. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrewDon Posted January 13, 2019 Share Posted January 13, 2019 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted January 16, 2019 Share Posted January 16, 2019 I couldn't have planned this better if I'd murdered her myself! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrewDon Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 Oh, are they in flower already? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 Am I actually going to piss on the church? It would be quite a statement. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrewDon Posted January 20, 2019 Share Posted January 20, 2019 'I've got a sister. She's a lawyer actually. What does your sister do?' 'Not much. She's got leukemia.' 'That's terrible. I'm so sorry. I suppose, I mean, at least it's not cancer.' 'It's a form of cancer.' 'That's terrible. My gran died of cancer. Although, hopefully your sister won't. Obviously.' 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted January 20, 2019 Share Posted January 20, 2019 'I would like to bang her'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RussellAnderson Posted January 20, 2019 Share Posted January 20, 2019 Three more beers for the three musketeers Oooooh Aaaahhh 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted January 21, 2019 Share Posted January 21, 2019 Hortensia? Oh this is a fucking disaster. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted January 22, 2019 Share Posted January 22, 2019 On 21/01/2019 at 11:01, TheScarf said: Hortensia? Oh this is a fucking disaster. I'm one of those men women read about in their magazines. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted January 22, 2019 Share Posted January 22, 2019 So, Toni's friends! Who? What? Why?.....Where!? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrewDon Posted January 23, 2019 Share Posted January 23, 2019 I also think I might be getting the famous munchies. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted January 23, 2019 Share Posted January 23, 2019 Weekend in the Boondocks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted January 23, 2019 Share Posted January 23, 2019 Sophie's up for an Oscar lads! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted January 23, 2019 Share Posted January 23, 2019 Sophie's up for an Oscar lads! Cow. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrewDon Posted January 27, 2019 Share Posted January 27, 2019 'Here's to God!' 'To God!' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted February 5, 2019 Share Posted February 5, 2019 Oh, right, so it's weird to drink milk from someone you know, but to drink milk from another species, some cow that you've never met, that's fine, is it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrewDon Posted February 5, 2019 Share Posted February 5, 2019 Who needs romance when you're doing it up the bum? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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