TheScarf Posted November 7, 2018 Share Posted November 7, 2018 Cos you looke like you enjoy a cockatoo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted November 7, 2018 Share Posted November 7, 2018 She didn't force anything up my bum, that's why it's not rape. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blootoon87 Posted November 7, 2018 Share Posted November 7, 2018 How's it hangling? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted November 7, 2018 Share Posted November 7, 2018 I win because they think I pissed myself - they've no clue I came all in my pants! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fraser_smfc Posted November 8, 2018 Share Posted November 8, 2018 “Super Hans! You said you were on the dry heaves. That was a wettie.” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J_Stewart Posted November 8, 2018 Share Posted November 8, 2018 “Super Hans has taken 4 grams of coke to relax him for his speech”“Did it work?” 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gianfranco Posted November 8, 2018 Share Posted November 8, 2018 I’ll tell you what, that crack is really moreish. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrewDon Posted November 9, 2018 Share Posted November 9, 2018 No, you don't like the attack dog, do you, Mr Keats? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve_Wilkos Posted November 9, 2018 Share Posted November 9, 2018 13 hours ago, Gianfranco said: I’ll tell you what, that crack is really moreish. The most overrated Peep Show quote, ladies and gents. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guts Posted November 9, 2018 Share Posted November 9, 2018 I've made a psycho call to the woman I love, I've kicked a dog to death, and now I'm going to pepper spray an acquaintance. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted November 9, 2018 Share Posted November 9, 2018 Sounded like Brian Moore who used to do the football on ITV. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrewDon Posted November 9, 2018 Share Posted November 9, 2018 I know I should just accept that it ended up with an iconic Peep Show moment, but I do find it just a little too ridiculous that Jeremy (and eventually Mark) didn't manage to dispose of Mummy in Holiday before Jeremy was compelled to eat her. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted November 9, 2018 Share Posted November 9, 2018 I know I should just accept that it ended up with an iconic Peep Show moment, but I do find it just a little too ridiculous that Jeremy (and eventually Mark) didn't manage to dispose of Mummy in Holiday before Jeremy was compelled to eat her. Tbf to Jeremy, he did dispose of her! It was Mark who pulled her out the bin and made them cook her. What makes that boat scene so funny is once again Jeremy's facial expressions [emoji38] 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiviLion Posted November 9, 2018 Share Posted November 9, 2018 f**k you, Bush. It's time to get out of Iraq, Bush. What were you even doing there in the first place, Bush? You didn't even get properly elected, Bush. Are you happy now, Bush? f**k you, Bush. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted November 9, 2018 Share Posted November 9, 2018 I'm opening the airlock. We're all going to die. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrewDon Posted November 10, 2018 Share Posted November 10, 2018 I'm too bloody hungry to jump! You can't make a hungry man jump! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted November 11, 2018 Share Posted November 11, 2018 Yeah, alright Armitage Shanks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The OP Posted November 11, 2018 Share Posted November 11, 2018 On 09/11/2018 at 14:54, LiviLion said: f**k you, Bush. It's time to get out of Iraq, Bush. What were you even doing there in the first place, Bush? You didn't even get properly elected, Bush. Are you happy now, Bush? f**k you, Bush. I like the way the last line is the same as the first line. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted November 11, 2018 Share Posted November 11, 2018 I would eat my own fingers just to look at your face. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted November 11, 2018 Share Posted November 11, 2018 Luxury milk, from the human cow. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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