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Everything about them is a joke

Beesy! I've not seen you on a Rangers thread for yonks.

How're you doing, china? What's kept you away? Have you had an outbreak of reasonableness?

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When do we think that the narrative will change in the smsm?

We must be getting close to a move from: "The Scottish giants returning to their rightful place" (sic). to: "A former big club now a shadow of their former selves"

Maybe failure to gain promotion next year should seal the deal?

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Chairman's Statement

The new Board is well advanced on funding plans, especially short to medium term which will ensure the Club has a firm foundation from which to drive on into the future.

We have moved quickly to secure the short term funding position by agreeing a £1.5m unsecured interest-free loan from key shareholders. In the very near future we will present a medium - long term funding plan for the Club.

This funding will be provided by existing and new investors who now want to invest in the Club.

Thereafter, the Club must quickly become self-sustaining and absolutely free from the kind of funding crises which have plagued Rangers in recent years.

We can and we will return this Club to a strong and profitable footing through strategic planning, investment and re-engagement with all of our stakeholders.

With the fans returning to support the Club we believe that there is significant potential to grow our commercial income.

However, that is not to say the Club cannot begin to thrive again. Of course it can. We have access to significant new funding and with intelligent investment at Murray Park and at Ibrox we can all be confident of a bright future for this remarkable Club.

New Board members and the highly-skilled individuals required to get the Club functioning at optimum levels in the various departments are being considered and they will help find the correct balance between football, commercial, financial and fan engagement.

Sufficient amounts of money will be set aside for this vital purpose but everything we do will be to help make Rangers a premium brand again and to shape the vision. We will ensure that particular emphasis is placed on player identification and development. For too long this has been neglected at the Club.

Paul Murray

Interim Chairman

30 March 2015

Someone should tell Paul the Company deals with the money and finances not the fucking club - has he no been keeping up ?

And, come to think of it, is Paul the interim chairman of the Club or the Company ??

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This must be how Queen's Park felt all those years ago when they stopped being a big club

At least they didn't get confused about being a 'Club' and/or 'Company'.

eta didn't , couldn't, suit yourself.

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At least they didn't get confused about being a 'Club' and/or 'Company'.

eta didn't , couldn't, suit yourself.

I'd say more like Renton Went from "worlds most successful club (champions of the world)" to em where are they exactly?

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Juventus are surely the benchmark for Rangers. Relegated after a financial meltdown, but back challenging amongst the elite of European football again.

Let's not forget that they still smugly count all their tainted titles.

It's a pity that it's Lazio that are the fascists and not Juve, or they'd literally be the Italian Sevco. Quite possibly even a bit worse, as crazy as that sounds.

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Had a read into the origin of "moonbeams:" http://kerrydalestreet.co.uk/topic/508284/1/

Evening Times: Murray pledges a 'moonbeam' to banish long dark season of despair IBROX CRISIS Rangers chief broke his silence after fan protests forced him to declare his hand early

Evening Times (Glasgow, Scotland)

February 10, 2006

The 300 fans who protested outside Ibrox after last week's Scottish Cup defeat to Hibs, and the dozen or so who unfurled a 'Murray Out' banner at Pittodrie before Wednesday night's defeat, may have been small in number.

But David Murray sensed a major fall-out was on the way - something that may even have ended in damaging feuding or even acrimonious divorce.

When the final whistle blew in Aberdeen, Rangers yet again on the end of a defeat, the Ibrox owner and chairman knew it was time to act.

Today he has called for unity behind his decision to reveal that his embattled manager, Alex McLeish, will go at the end of the season.

In his own inimitable style, Murray also rolled out the big guns - a new manager is more or less in place, huge investment is on the way to fund his rebuilding of this pitiful Rangers line-up and the club is making record amounts of cash.

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