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Last night I had a dream a plane crashed in the street opposite mine. It happened at night and was on fire when it was going down. Once it destroyed all the tenements that my back bedroom faces I could see the entire skyline of Glasgow in much more detail than usual.  I say usual because that's actually the view from the front of the flat, not the back.

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Had a plane dream last night also.  Was on a 747 coming back from holiday with the missus and bairn when the pilot said they were going to have to divert to Dundee because of some reason or another.  Anyway, we flew in over Dundee and the pilot landed on the Perth Road. So we were merrily whizzing along the road, in a 747, passed all the shops and pubs (hello Mennies) and Im thinking, how come the wings arent hitting anything.  I wound down the window (great idea, more planes should have this), looked out to see the wings had folded back in on themselves.  I spoke to one of the cabin crew and they managed to get the pilot to drop us off at the house which was nice.

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2 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:

Had a plane dream last night also.  Was on a 747 coming back from holiday with the missus and bairn when the pilot said they were going to have to divert to Dundee because of some reason or another.  Anyway, we flew in over Dundee and the pilot landed on the Perth Road. So we were merrily whizzing along the road, in a 747, passed all the shops and pubs (hello Mennies) and Im thinking, how come the wings arent hitting anything.  I wound down the window (great idea, more planes should have this), looked out to see the wings had folded back in on themselves.  I spoke to one of the cabin crew and they managed to get the pilot to drop us off at the house which was nice.

Not a dream but a pal of mine is just heading on a couple of long haul flights with his family (mrs + 4 kids). He has a bad back and doctor advised him against sitting on a plane for that long. Booked himself business class on different flights to the family. 

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2 minutes ago, Shandon Par said:

Not a dream but a pal of mine is just heading on a couple of long haul flights with his family (mrs + 4 kids). He has a bad back and doctor advised him against sitting on a plane for that long. Booked himself business class on different flights to the family. 

Tremendous!

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Just now, Melanius Mullarkey said:

Tremendous!

Best thing was his missus found out from their hairdresser. 

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Last night I was in a restaurant or something clearly after a wedding. There were loads of my family there and all the other extras you get in dreams. 

Anyway, I went to sit down at the table my brother was at and pulled out the seat beside a guy I didn't know. I said hi and we had a wee chat, when all of a sudden I realised it was Forfar Athletic defender Ross Meechan. Naturally therefore I got in a pretty excitable chat about lower league Scottish football, explained I was a Dumbarton fan and we spoke about the games between us and Forfar this season, the former Dumbarton players he's played with (MIck Dunlop, Alan Cook and Brad Spencer were the three that came up) and all the usual stuff you'd speak to a lower league footballer about at a wedding.

Eventually we ran out of chat, he went back to speaking to the other folk at the table (I knew none of them, except my Aunt, who totally blanked me) and I ended up talking to my brother.

That was it. But the weird thing is that if you had asked me to describe or even point to Forfar Athletic defender Ross Meechan in real life I would really struggle. This morning curiosity got the better of me, so I Googled him to see if he looked anything like he did and my dream - and he did. It was definitely him.

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Last night I started my second stint at Morgan Stanley. I sat down at my new desk and immediately became confused at why I’d quit my job to rejoin this mob, when my first stint was the worst year of my life.

Woke up hating myself for fucking up my life again.

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Had a weird dream that i had to climb a ladder to get into a car park. But the ladder was only held on by a cable tie and as i got to the top of the ladder the cable tie snapped. The weirdest bit was as the ladder started falling backwards and i was going through the air, there was a calmness over me as I thought “so this is how i die”. I also could feel the cold air going over my back as i fell backwards.

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Last night I was back at school for some reason, hanging around with a bunch of cool and/or edgy kids who were smoking. They gave me a cigarette which I took despite knowing smoking was  bad for my health, but somehow managed to smoke it without actually inhaling at any point so it was all good.

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15 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:

I saved an old lady from the River Lossie usinga lasso. 

Is the usinga lasso a bit like the chupacabra?

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24 minutes ago, Shandon Par said:

Is the usinga lasso a bit like the chupacabra?

Ive no idea what that means but Im going to say yes.

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I thought the usinga lasso sounded a bit like a mythical beast, such as Nessie, Yeti or Tony. The chupacabra is the Mexican version.

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15 minutes ago, Florentine_Pogen said:


I thought usinga lasso was an Indian side dish.

Paul Hartley had him in for preseason training at Falkirk. 

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Had a dream the other night I was watching the news and the BBC's assistant political editor Norman Smith was turning into a woman as the news was happening. Every time it cut to a different shot then back to him his hair was longer, and his clothes were puffier/furrier. 

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Not had any strange dreams recently. But had one a few years ago that Erick Rowan from WWE was at an empty I was at. Was a sound big guy. Never had his sheep mask though 

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Was on University challenge in the audience and Paxman kept saying come on come on and I shouted out Eileen and got chucked out. It was part of some prank show for tv like balls of steel.

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Had a dream the other night that wasn't particularly interesting to be honest, the dream centred around me chatting to John Cleese about how outstandingly brilliant Fawlty Towers was...that was it dream over, woke up for work. Quick shower, clothes on and out the door.

 

Into the car, put on the radio...and a section of the news report was on a Scotsman poll that had found that Fawlty Towers was voted the best British comedy of all time. Coincidental obviously but fucking weird all the same, and stuff like that happens to me from time to time.

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Last night's dream found me in a bookshop and suddenly bumping into the friend who was best man at my wedding and whom I haven't seen for years. He and his wife introduced me to their young son whom I'd never met, only for some reason he was a girl. They didn't seem to find this odd.

Then this afternoon out of the blue at work I got a message about them from his wife's sister. I found this odd.

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