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I was working on building a Fallout-style vault for rich folk when apocalyptic nuclear war broke out on the surface, so I ended up trapped down there with the other folk who'd been working on it. One of them was a young lady that I used to work with IRL (lovely girl, but wid not), who sneaked into my room and did absolutely filthy things. Then I got a phone call that my father had died, and all I could feel was relief that I had the excuse of being trapped in a nuclear bunker for not going to the funeral. Not sure why I was being contacted about his death in particular, or who by, considering everybody on the surface was dead, but you don't tend to think of these questions during coitus.

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9 minutes ago, BigFatTabbyDave said:

Then I got a phone call that my father had died, and all I could feel was relief that I had the excuse of being trapped in a nuclear bunker for not going to the funeral.

My main concern about relatives getting ill or frail is having to go to their funerals. Think I might be on the spectrum.

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Not entirely sure if there's a time cycle to dreams. I seem to average one a month, or one that I'm able to remember at any rate.

Latest was in a Veterinary Surgery, & everyone that was coming and going were bringing in stuffed animals for the Vet to see.

 

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13 hours ago, welshbairn said:

My main concern about relatives getting ill or frail is having to go to their funerals. Think I might be on the spectrum.

People I know always seem to have their funerals on weekdays. I'd have to really like someone (or really want to make sure they were dead) to take a day off work to attend.

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My wife had a dream last night that we were on holiday and Pamela Anderson was in the hotel, together with her pet polar bear. She went swimming with it and my wife said to me “that’s an accident waiting to happen” but I said she was being clever and tiring the polar bear out by swimming so it would be too tired to eat her,

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On 15/03/2019 at 00:43, welshbairn said:

My main concern about relatives getting ill or frail is having to go to their funerals. Think I might be on the spectrum.

Going to the funeral is fine. Its organising one I am dreading.

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Had a dream last night Celtic got beat in the UEFA Cup final. They were playing some Lithuanian mob in orange tops, who were winning 3-1 in extra time. One of their players handled a ball into their box, James Forrest's subsequent penalty was saved. He put the rebound into the net, but because the net was so shallow (think about half the depth of the one to the right at Stamford Bridge) the referee didn't notice and never gave it. Liam McLeod went mental at this point. The wheels came off at that point, think it was 6-2 to finish. 

The only reason I joined the match so late is because I was watching highlights of Brian Wilson at TRNSMT on the other channel. 

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Last night I was in the kitchen stirring up a pot of beans which rapidly turned into ceramic baking beads.

A lesson for us all there. 

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I shot a bunch of teenagers last night for trying to sleep in our home. This after they partied on the street outside and set an ice cream van on fire.

Not sure what triggered the rage more. Told the missus this morning about it and she started avoiding me.

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32 minutes ago, Stellaboz said:

I shot a bunch of teenagers last night for trying to sleep in our home. This after they partied on the street outside and set an ice cream van on fire.

Not sure what triggered the rage more. Told the missus this morning about it and she started avoiding me.

You were reading about the ice cream van incidents in the Best School Fight thread yesterday, weren't you?

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9 hours ago, Stellaboz said:

I shot a bunch of teenagers last night for trying to sleep in our home. This after they partied on the street outside and set an ice cream van on fire.

Not sure what triggered the rage more. Told the missus this morning about it and she started avoiding me.

So you have 99 problems.. 

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Had a dream that missus was "looking for a new dance partner". I was a bit taken aback and said I'd take her dancing but as she has a broken leg just now it's not something she can do right now. Then I saw the icon on her phone for this new "dance partner app" on her phone was a big ejaculating cock and I was a bit annoyed. Then the door opened and her new "dance partner" walked in. He was a decent looking youngish lad, black but with quite light skin (a bit like Eazy E in my avatar). She introduced him as virginton from Pie and Bovril. FFS. 

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Sci-fi geek alert. I dreamed last night that I was on the first Death Star in Star Wars: A New Hope, which was collapsing in on itself and I was trying to escape before I got crushed. Han Solo was there but he apparently couldn't be arsed contributing anything to our escape and stood moping around telling me it was a waste of time even trying. Trapped in a collapsing room, I had the bright idea of escaping through a ventilation shaft, only for Han to point out that this was a terrible idea due to the fact a large industrial-sized fan blade was currently spinning round inside. I solved this problem by unplugging the fan blade from the wall. Don't know why he didn't think of it, really.

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I had a dream the other night where I was being chased for a huge debt by Michael Ball (the singer/radio 2 presenter not the ex Rangers player).

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I had a dream that i met the two c***s from soccer fm and we just stood talking, no even about football. They seemed pretty sound. (No i wasn’t at the Dunfermline v ayr game at hospitality on friday)

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3 hours ago, nsr said:

Trapped in a collapsing room, I had the bright idea of escaping through a ventilation shaft, only for Han to point out that this was a terrible idea due to the fact a large industrial-sized fan blade was currently spinning round inside. I solved this problem by unplugging the fan blade from the wall. Don't know why he didn't think of it, really.

Han SoSlow.

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3 hours ago, nsr said:

Sci-fi geek alert. I dreamed last night that I was on the first Death Star in Star Wars: A New Hope, which was collapsing in on itself and I was trying to escape before I got crushed. Han Solo was there but he apparently couldn't be arsed contributing anything to our escape and stood moping around telling me it was a waste of time even trying. Trapped in a collapsing room, I had the bright idea of escaping through a ventilation shaft, only for Han to point out that this was a terrible idea due to the fact a large industrial-sized fan blade was currently spinning round inside. I solved this problem by unplugging the fan blade from the wall. Don't know why he didn't think of it, really.

Great idea kid, one in a million.

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About two weeks ago I had a dream that our landlord put the rent up on our flat. On Monday we got a letter from him, putting the rent up on our flat.

We absolutely never hear from him so f**k knows how that happened to be my dream.

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I Had a dream about working in a client's house .(I had not heard from this customer in months ) .next day I got a txt from him asking when i was available to do the job . 

Freaky

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6 minutes ago, 1nickydevlin said:

I Had a dream about working in a client's house .(I had not heard from this customer in months ) .next day I got a txt from him asking when i was available to do the job . 

Freaky

Hurry up and have a dream about Dundee winning.

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