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Pretty much every dream I can remember is either me losing the ability to move my legs whilst being chased by savage crowds baying for my blood or my teeth being crunched out by own self. Horrid.

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I had the "I'm missing an exam" dream last night. It got moved to a week later, and I was about to do whatever I usually do at the time when I remembered. Also it was in Edinburgh. It's been four and a half years since I sat an exam.

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12 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said:

I had the "I'm missing an exam" dream last night. It got moved to a week later, and I was about to do whatever I usually do at the time when I remembered. Also it was in Edinburgh. It's been four and a half years since I sat an exam.

I still get them decades later.

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I dreamt last night that I was drafted into the NFL to play safety but my first game was taking place in a supermarket. I had to tackle people in the aisles while shoppers pushed heir trolleys about.
That was black Friday, that wasn't a dream.

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ive had a very similar dream 3 nights this last week or so. im visiting houses (in a street i used to stay in, in montrose) providing assisted suicide to the people that live in them now. to assist them they lie down and i pour a small bag of gravel down theor throats until they choke.

after that i cremate their bodies in a medieval style burial. the stuff i piled on top of the corpses to make the "oven" top resemble poppy wreaths.

last night i dreamt that myself, my missus and our much older female neighbour all worked at Tesco call centre in dundee and i found out they were having an affair. i lost my shit and stormed off from them but couldnt leave the building until i played in a 5 a side match and won.

half way through the game we had to stop for penalties but penalties with a difference. old packets of fags were lined up on a shelf thing and you had to guess the brand. if you got it correct you could pass into an empty net. madness.

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4 hours ago, ah-dee said:

ive had a very similar dream 3 nights this last week or so. im visiting houses (in a street i used to stay in, in montrose) providing assisted suicide to the people that live in them now. to assist them they lie down and i pour a small bag of gravel down theor throats until they choke.

after that i cremate their bodies in a medieval style burial. the stuff i piled on top of the corpses to make the "oven" top resemble poppy wreaths.

last night i dreamt that myself, my missus and our much older female neighbour all worked at Tesco call centre in dundee and i found out they were having an affair. i lost my shit and stormed off from them but couldnt leave the building until i played in a 5 a side match and won.

half way through the game we had to stop for penalties but penalties with a difference. old packets of fags were lined up on a shelf thing and you had to guess the brand. if you got it correct you could pass into an empty net. madness.

Lucky strike?

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Sometimes I have dreams whereby I'm at school / uni and realise that I haven't been to a particular set of classes all term.

Last night was slightly odd in that I had missed a whole series of Maths classes, but I wasn't studying anything that required Maths, or any taught classes whatsoever for that matter.  I had managed to convince myself that it had just been another one of these class-missing dreams (whilst unknowingly still dreaming), but the problem existed where I had a series of textbooks bought for that particular Maths course and the did I? / didn't I? question was driving me around the bend.   

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On 23/10/2018 at 17:54, paranoid android said:

Lassie at work said she had a dream last night in which I hung myself! :lol:

Did she not mean you were well hung?

If so how does she know!

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I had a really vivid one last night that had me giggling when I woke up. I was supposed to pick up my missus from some house in the countryside and I was driving like a 10% scale VW beetle, feet and hands through the sunroof, rest of me outside. I was driving on these dark country lanes and ended up in a dead end. A full sized car was behind me and the driver got out and asked me what I was doing at his house. I said I was lost and supposed to be picking my wife up, and he said "oh no she's not here, she's over the sea. You need to go and get a ship over there" and gave me directions to this sort of Suez canal type place, but there's no roads so I have to go off-road. There's me driving my comedy sized beetle around trees and over bumps in the ground, until I reach the water and met a bunch of people in kayaks and told them I needed to get through the straits to my wife, could I borrow a kayak - they all laughed and said "kayak? look at that tanker trying to get through and tell me if you want a kayak". Then they pointed to this big ship trying to go through the straits and getting flung back out like it was a feather every time it tried. They said "the way through is up over the hills, we'll climb up and then kayak down the river rapids." so off I go with them up these hills to the start of some river rapids - but to actually get in the water you have to buy a ticket in this mad ricketty building. I go inside and it's a jumble of rooms with chairs and tables but nobody can tell me how I can get to the start of the rapids. I run about up and down the stairs for ages until I finally pop out of a door that leads into a big lake that the rapids are rushing out of. I fall into the lake (holding my tiny car above my head to keep it dry), and get pulled over the waterfall. Before I land I wake up.

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Was it a lucid dream? As in; were you aware it was a dream and could manipulate stuff.

I have that sometimes like being able to fly or use the force etc.

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On 25/10/2012 at 20:34, Raith Against The Machine said:

I had a dream last night that I was applying for a job as an abseiler for the Royal Navy. The interview was taking place on the deck of an aircraft carrier and the interviewer was this burd from Crap Scrubs and one episode of Community.

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I'm still waiting to hear back.

I know it was 6 years ago, but did you ever hear back about the job?

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Sort of - I was very aware this was a dream and this wasn't my actual car, but I also felt I really had to go along with it all.

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2 minutes ago, MixuFixit said:

Sort of - I was very aware this was a dream and this wasn't my actual car, but I also felt I really had to go along with it all.

I seem to have two types of dreams.

'Film dreams' which seem to run a course/story. Or 'Play dreams' which are lucid.

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41 minutes ago, MixuFixit said:

I had a really vivid one last night that had me giggling when I woke up. I was supposed to pick up my missus from some house in the countryside and I was driving like a 10% scale VW beetle, feet and hands through the sunroof, rest of me outside. I was driving on these dark country lanes and ended up in a dead end. A full sized car was behind me and the driver got out and asked me what I was doing at his house. I said I was lost and supposed to be picking my wife up, and he said "oh no she's not here, she's over the sea. You need to go and get a ship over there" and gave me directions to this sort of Suez canal type place, but there's no roads so I have to go off-road. There's me driving my comedy sized beetle around trees and over bumps in the ground, until I reach the water and met a bunch of people in kayaks and told them I needed to get through the straits to my wife, could I borrow a kayak - they all laughed and said "kayak? look at that tanker trying to get through and tell me if you want a kayak". Then they pointed to this big ship trying to go through the straits and getting flung back out like it was a feather every time it tried. They said "the way through is up over the hills, we'll climb up and then kayak down the river rapids." so off I go with them up these hills to the start of some river rapids - but to actually get in the water you have to buy a ticket in this mad ricketty building. I go inside and it's a jumble of rooms with chairs and tables but nobody can tell me how I can get to the start of the rapids. I run about up and down the stairs for ages until I finally pop out of a door that leads into a big lake that the rapids are rushing out of. I fall into the lake (holding my tiny car above my head to keep it dry), and get pulled over the waterfall. Before I land I wake up.

Do you resemble either of these people?

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On 10/31/2018 at 20:43, paranoid android said:

100% sure I could get my hole aff her if I wanted.

But nah! :lol:

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