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I dreamt someone dropped a nuke on London and youbcouldnt go outside because it was raining ash and nuclear fall out. Everyone was freaking out because the wifi wouldn't work and Barack Obama was stuck at our house due to this, Barack was freaking out that his Mrs would go fucking mental because he couldn't get home for his tea.

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Had a dream it was 7 o clock on a Monday morning and I needed to be at work for 8 but I couldn’t find my work van after what was a heavy weekend out drinking. I ended up phoning a mate who told me where it was and we found the van but it was on its back and on top of another car, me and a few friends rolled it off the car and onto
It’s wheels but I didn’t have keys and needed to get a lift about 20 miles away to get them and I was going to be late for work. Was a great feeling waking up and realising I was still on holiday!

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I dreamt that "Super" John Mcginn was doing a video blog or documentary thing from a hospital bed explaining that he was away to get the snip. He had a full Hibs kit on.

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On 16/08/2018 at 08:14, throbber said:

Had a dream it was 7 o clock on a Monday morning and I needed to be at work for 8 but I couldn’t find my work van after what was a heavy weekend out drinking. I ended up phoning a mate who told me where it was and we found the van but it was on its back and on top of another car, me and a few friends rolled it off the car and onto
It’s wheels but I didn’t have keys and needed to get a lift about 20 miles away to get them and I was going to be late for work. Was a great feeling waking up and realising I was still on holiday!

Such a relief too.

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My wife woke me up before 5 this morning having a nightmare.  She later told me that she dreamt that her sister (who has been dead a couple of years) threw a ‘creature’ at her.

 

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I woke up this morning after a dream we were at like a funeral or wedding outside next to the golf course, this guy I grew up with was there we decided to ditch it and go play a few holes of golf, couple of other people including his gf who I went to school with  decided to come along. 

The plan was straight to the course two minutes away but I realised I didn't have a golf top in the car, only a manky fleece, didn't want to look like a mink so tried to nip home to get one.  A three minute journey was taking ages, frustrated I wasn't going to make it back in time, somehow ended up on a bike, got flagged down by a mate, ditched him as quickly as possible, tried to cut through a park but the ground was all soft realised it was a mistake straight away as it was hard going, jumped off the bike all pissed off and finally accepted I wasn't going to get back in time and didn't have anybody's number to call.  Then woke up suddenly bang on 9am.

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24 minutes ago, Granny Danger said:

My wife woke me up before 5 this morning having a nightmare.  She later told me that she dreamt that her sister (who has been dead a couple of years) threw a ‘creature’ at her.

 

And there you were.

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My wife woke me up before 5 this morning having a nightmare.  She later told me that she dreamt that her sister (who has been dead a couple of years) threw a ‘creature’ at her.
 


Imagine waking up from a nightmare and then remembering she’s married to you. Poor woman.

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The other night I dreamt that aliens were invading the earth but had sent 4 scouts that could change their forms to any purebred animal. They could also control pure species so had the ability to make dogs attack their owners and such. There were a few people who were helping the aliens so my partner and I tried to get in with one such couple who owned a shop that sold sweets. For some reason I thought they'd be more open to us if they thought that I had learning difficulties so I spent a long time talking about my love of sweeties and swimming (but only in a swimming pool, not the sea or rivers etc).

In the end people worked out that the aliens couldn't control hybrid animals so a load of wolfdog owners got together and trained their dogs to kill the aliens.

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I had a dream last night I was at the next World Cup, in Russia. First game was between four teams, France, the USA, Nice and Real Madrid. The USA shipped five goals one after the other because their keeper started arguing with everyone. The pitch also wasn't a pitch, it was laid out in a long, slight curve shape, with curved edges at the sides like a Rocket League pitch. 

Eventually after discovering how easy it was to score goals, Ronaldo and Bale realised they could score four at a time by going to the kitchen to get a four pack of cans and run across the goal line with it. To stop this, the Russians turned off the stadium. It had been digitally generated over the ruins of an old stadium which had a giant hole going deep into the ground underneath it. Everyone was outraged that the Russians hadn't finished building a stadium and tried to cover it up. I had been at the match with my boss and we left after that.

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2 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said:

I had a dream last night I was at the next World Cup, in Russia. First game was between four teams, France, the USA, Nice and Real Madrid. The USA shipped five goals one after the other because their keeper started arguing with everyone. The pitch also wasn't a pitch, it was laid out in a long, slight curve shape, with curved edges at the sides like a Rocket League pitch. 

Eventually after discovering how easy it was to score goals, Ronaldo and Bale realised they could score four at a time by going to the kitchen to get a four pack of cans and run across the goal line with it. To stop this, the Russians turned off the stadium. It had been digitally generated over the ruins of an old stadium which had a giant hole going deep into the ground underneath it. Everyone was outraged that the Russians hadn't finished building a stadium and tried to cover it up. I had been at the match with my boss and we left after that.

Sounds more feasible than Project Brave tbh.

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I had a dream last night that Darren Bent won the Monaco Grand Prix.

I also had a dream last night that I was in an episode of Peep Show. I lived in the same close as Sophie (I was on the 1st floor, she was on the 3rd). Mark went to her house with a bag of chocolate bars he was donating to her for some charity thing she was doing. I gleefully followed him up the stairs because it was a load of fake knock-off things. Rolos, Curly Wurlys, those Nestle Crunch bar things, loads of them, all with stupid fake names which I found absolutely hilarious.

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Really strange one last night.

Airdrie were 3-1 up, against 10 men with 7 minutes to go. They managed to lose 3 goals in the remaining time.

Mental.


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I dreamed the other night that I was a homicide detective in Liverpool. We were investigating the disappearance of a young girl, and tracking the movements of a suspicious character whose car had been spotted near the incident. We started digging up his garden and found her clothes, but no sign of her body. All the coppers present were in absolute floods of tears as we dug, expecting to find this kid's remains. I woke up before we could find her or determine if this guy had done it.

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18 minutes ago, nsr said:

I dreamed the other night that I was a homicide detective in Liverpool. We were investigating the disappearance of a young girl, and tracking the movements of a suspicious character whose car had been spotted near the incident. We started digging up his garden and found her clothes, but no sign of her body. All the coppers present were in absolute floods of tears as we dug, expecting to find this kid's remains. I woke up before we could find her or determine if this guy had done it.

Are you sure it wasn't Larbert.

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