mathematics Posted February 21 Share Posted February 21 1 hour ago, BFTD said: Do you/Mrs Mathematics' mate/her girlfriend have some signature move or something? Don’t we all have that one special move? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 21 Share Posted February 21 4 hours ago, mathematics said: Don’t we all have that one special move? Ah, the "early exit". Say no more, my friend. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 On 21/02/2024 at 15:11, mathematics said: Had a threesome game of warhammer Well, there's two phrases I never thought I'd see paired together. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 I dreamt that I was at school with John Bon Jovi. I bullied him by calling him Von Jobi and everyone else in our year went with it. He was so crippled by the bullying that he never developed any musical talent. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cappiecat1.2 Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 5 minutes ago, Arch Stanton said: he never developed any musical talent. That bit isn't a dream. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted March 7 Share Posted March 7 Had a dream last night I was watching Kasabian live and Serge was spending most of the set naked and waving his cock around. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted March 7 Share Posted March 7 3 hours ago, Miguel Sanchez said: Had a dream last night I was watching Kasabian live and Serge was spending most of the set naked and waving his cock around. I read that as The Serge as in @Sergeant Wilson... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 8 Share Posted March 8 7 hours ago, tamthebam said: I read that as The Serge as in @Sergeant Wilson... How embarrassing...being in Kasabian now. I might have joined if they'd asked me earlier. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 8 Share Posted March 8 I was in Disneyland with the composer David Arnold. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 23 Share Posted March 23 Last night i was at the shows in England somewhere. Came off the Waltzers and a crowd of folk were watching @johnnydun running around wi an egg on a spoon. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted March 23 Share Posted March 23 12 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Last night i was at the shows in England somewhere. Came off the Waltzers and a crowd of folk were watching @johnnydun running around wi an egg on a spoon. I just have this way of entertaining people. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 23 Share Posted March 23 55 minutes ago, johnnydun said: I just have this way of entertaining people. I blame the hour of 7.30-8.30 last night. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted March 23 Share Posted March 23 19 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: I blame the hour of 7.30-8.30 last night. If it makes you feel any better that slight knock that felt like nothing at all last night, is really painful today. Feels like a bruised rib. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 23 Share Posted March 23 1 minute ago, johnnydun said: If it makes you feel any better that slight knock that felt like nothing at all last night, is really painful today. Feels like a bruised rib. “RIGHT ON THE TIT” Spoiler Sorry about that! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted March 23 Share Posted March 23 (edited) 2 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: “RIGHT ON THE TIT” Hide contents Sorry about that! Nay worries min, it was all accidental. A coming together of great tits! Edited March 23 by johnnydun 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 23 Share Posted March 23 15 minutes ago, johnnydun said: Nay worries min, it was all accidental. A coming together of great tits! A right pair ! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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