tamthebam Posted February 22, 2021 Share Posted February 22, 2021 9 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Last night Mick Jagger knocked on my front door (no euph) and claimed he was a qualified dentist. He whipped his top off to reveal some rune like tattoos on his back which he claimed was his evidence of qualification. Anyway, he then proceeded to put his fingers in my mouth and rub my gums. He said he had done this to Tom Petty and it worked. Did he have Sticky Fingers? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted February 22, 2021 Share Posted February 22, 2021 Did he have Sticky Fingers? He would have had to give them 40 licks to clean them. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted February 25, 2021 Share Posted February 25, 2021 I've started chronicling my dreams each morning. In the last month these are the football teams and players that have appeared in my dreams. Cruz Azul, England, Sweden, Livingston, Vllaznia, Dunfermline, Partick Thistle, Scotland, Falkirk, Dundee, Kilmarnock, St. Roch's, Hearts, Kasimpasa, Chelsea, Clydebank, Lochee, Aberdeen, Ukraine, Slovenia. Kevin Gallacher, Craig Conway, Andy Robertson, John McGinn, Graeme Souness. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted February 25, 2021 Share Posted February 25, 2021 11 hours ago, DiegoDiego said: I've started chronicling my dreams each morning. In the last month these are the football teams and players that have appeared in my dreams. Cruz Azul, England, Sweden, Livingston, Vllaznia, Dunfermline, Partick Thistle, Scotland, Falkirk, Dundee, Kilmarnock, St. Roch's, Hearts, Kasimpasa, Chelsea, Clydebank, Lochee, Aberdeen, Ukraine, Slovenia. Kevin Gallacher, Craig Conway, Andy Robertson, John McGinn, Graeme Souness. Souness turning out for St Roch's would have the Green Brigade seething! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted February 26, 2021 Share Posted February 26, 2021 On 25/02/2021 at 11:46, DiegoDiego said: I've started chronicling my dreams each morning. In the last month these are the football teams and players that have appeared in my dreams. Cruz Azul, England, Sweden, Livingston, Vllaznia, Dunfermline, Partick Thistle, Scotland, Falkirk, Dundee, Kilmarnock, St. Roch's, Hearts, Kasimpasa, Chelsea, Clydebank, Lochee, Aberdeen, Ukraine, Slovenia. Kevin Gallacher, Craig Conway, Andy Robertson, John McGinn, Graeme Souness. The first game my old man took me to at Tannadice, he scored a screamer against some diddy team from Spain. He has appeared in my best dreams ever since. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djchapsticks Posted March 14, 2021 Share Posted March 14, 2021 I've got two away grounds I always dream of and neither of them exist. One is a big old beast of a ground. Four terraced stands and it's almost dug into a hill or quarry. Fans can only get in and out via one stand but all 4 are accessible from it. It's massive. Like 30-35k it holds and it looks like Brockville or Cappielow or something but on a grander scale. The team who play there wear Gold and Black and the ground is genuinely intimidating and imposing. The other is a small concrete ground. Think of the stands behind the goals at Forthbank but all the way around the park or Inverness in the pre all seater days. The team wear blue and their ground is in a public park like Stair Park but it also isn't, it's in the middle of a big city with supporters busses parking outside old tenement blocks and leaving fans to walk through the concrete jungle to get there. Dunno where these stadia came from. Likely an amalgamation many, many away days but I visit them in my head often enough that I know exactly where I am when dreaming about them. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted March 15, 2021 Share Posted March 15, 2021 I also have a couple of stadia that recur in my dreams. It's always quite comforting when they appear.I switched to polyphasic sleep while on furlough and I've been having about five lucid dreams a week since. I've also been trying to reactivate some of my rusty languages, so when I'm lucid dreaming I often have conversations with folk in Danish, Albanian, Finnish or whatever. They seem to know all the vocabulary which I once knew but couldn't recall when awake.It's pretty powerful stuff. Robert Stevenson came up with the plot for Jekyll & Hyde and many of his other stories while lucid dreaming. The structure of the benzene molecule was discovered in a lucid dream. There are lots of other useful applications like resolving emotional issues by "meeting" deceased relatives, overcoming phobias, practicing muscle memory type activities like your golf swing, and so on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted March 28, 2021 Share Posted March 28, 2021 Had a dream last night that Tam Cowan started a new account to openly slag @DA Baracus about a variety of things. Surprisingly, most people seemed to side with Motherwell's finest. His accounts name was...Strange Dreams Sooner I'm back to work, the better. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted March 28, 2021 Share Posted March 28, 2021 I dreamt that Jesus showed me his diary for next week and said there was nothing on. I replied "I wouldn't be too sure about that pal" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted March 28, 2021 Share Posted March 28, 2021 13 minutes ago, BFTD said: Had a dream last night that Tam Cowan started a new account to openly slag @DA Baracus about a variety of things. Surprisingly, most people seemed to side with Motherwell's finest. His accounts name was...Strange Dreams Sooner I'm back to work, the better. Disappointing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted March 28, 2021 Share Posted March 28, 2021 Just now, DA Baracus said: Disappointing. I was too much of a shitebag to stick up for you, sorry. I'll call in to Off the Ball next week and tell him leave you alone, in true Chris Crocker style. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted April 9, 2021 Share Posted April 9, 2021 Last night I dreamed I watched Michael Schumacher return to Formula One, racing a bike. As a duck. He fell off a few times, the third of which I had to help him and he jumped up onto my shoulder. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
latapythelegend Posted April 9, 2021 Share Posted April 9, 2021 Last night I dreamed I was watching Falkirk playing some Czech team away in Europe. I somehow ended up in the home end and had to beg the police to let me in the away end. The only way he would let me would be if I bought him "le bovril". I went to the concourse and say my dad in the queue. I asked him to get "le bovril" but couldn't get the words out as we were both too pished to speak. Anyway we were able to just walk along the concourse and into the away end. We stood watching the game but had to watch it through a TV sat on the touchline (instead of live). The signal went on the tele so the match was abandoned. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted April 21, 2021 Share Posted April 21, 2021 Had a dream last night @NotThePars was nagging me to join his Discord server 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotThePars Posted April 21, 2021 Share Posted April 21, 2021 2 hours ago, Miguel Sanchez said: Had a dream last night @NotThePars was nagging me to join his Discord server What did I look like or was it on P&B? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted April 21, 2021 Share Posted April 21, 2021 8 minutes ago, NotThePars said: What did I look like or was it on P&B? Oh no it was all online. I think someone else was involved but I just remembered you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted April 22, 2021 Share Posted April 22, 2021 (edited) Couple of nights ago I dreamt that I had to cycle somewhere but realised that I didn't have a cycle helmet. To resolve the problem, I went to the garden of the woman who's dog I used to walk and found a helmet sitting out there. However, it was covered in green algae / foost having been outside for years, so I knocked on the door, asked for some hot water / Fairy* liquid and then proceeded to scrub it clean before ending up cycling down the vennel of Dumfries town centre for some unknown reason. *other domestic detergents are available. Edited April 22, 2021 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
microdave Posted April 22, 2021 Share Posted April 22, 2021 My late Dad keeps appearing on the periphery in quite a few dreams I've had in the last few weeks. It feels like he's just observing the dream from the sidelines. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 22, 2021 Share Posted April 22, 2021 5 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: Couple of nights ago I dreamt that I had to cycle somewhere but realised that I didn't have a cycle helmet. To resolve the problem, I went to the garden of the woman who's dog I used to walk and found a helmet sitting out there. However, it was covered in green algae / foost having been outside for years, so I knocked on the door, asked for some hot water / Fairy* liquid and then proceeded to scrub it clean before ending up cycling down the vennel of Dumfries town centre for some unknown reason. *other domestic detergents are available. Clean your helmet is what Im getting from this one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted April 22, 2021 Share Posted April 22, 2021 Keep having dreams where I turn into Superman+Wolverine & fly about the Clyde. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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