D.A.F.C Posted December 2, 2020 Share Posted December 2, 2020 I was on bargain hunt with the sole intention of trying to pump the younger presenter but got rumbled when I bought a subbuteo kit and an old fiesta.Stopped taking zinc supplement a few days back and had some weird ones. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted December 3, 2020 Share Posted December 3, 2020 On 02/12/2020 at 22:17, D.A.F.C said: I was on bargain hunt with the sole intention of trying to pump the younger presenter but got rumbled when I bought a subbuteo kit and an old fiesta. Car or Gentleman's reading material? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted December 3, 2020 Share Posted December 3, 2020 3 minutes ago, tamthebam said: Car or Gentleman's reading material? A car with pepper pot wheels. Dream was all over the place tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted December 3, 2020 Share Posted December 3, 2020 There was an early 1980s Ford Fiesta on show at a car rally with older cars recently- maybe they're considered classics now so perhaps your Bargain Hunt choice was not so daft! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silverton End Posted January 24, 2021 Share Posted January 24, 2021 Had a distressing episode last night, I was sat in a lovely, black leather chair like the one on Mastermind. This chair was huge though and it was enveloping me as I struggled to name as many cast members of ITV soap Crossroads. The longer I took to answer the further I sank in, I was drowning, Meg Mortimer, Adam Chance......think man think!.... David Hunter, Benny & Miss Diane, wee Sandy, McPhee the chef.... My mind was racing even after waking up, and I have had the Crossroads theme tune playing in my head all day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 24, 2021 Share Posted January 24, 2021 16 minutes ago, Silverton End said: Had a distressing episode last night, I was sat in a lovely, black leather chair like the one on Mastermind. This chair was huge though and it was enveloping me as I struggled to name as many cast members of ITV soap Crossroads. The longer I took to answer the further I sank in, I was drowning, Meg Mortimer, Adam Chance......think man think!.... David Hunter, Benny & Miss Diane, wee Sandy, McPhee the chef.... My mind was racing even after waking up, and I have had the Crossroads theme tune playing in my head all day. Sid...Miss Luke...Ann Marie... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silverton End Posted January 24, 2021 Share Posted January 24, 2021 4 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Sid...Miss Luke...Ann Marie... b*****d What about Adam Chance's squeeze? Was it Jill or something? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 24, 2021 Share Posted January 24, 2021 6 minutes ago, Silverton End said: b*****d What about Adam Chance's squeeze? Was it Jill or something? Aye, Meg's daughter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted January 24, 2021 Share Posted January 24, 2021 I dreamt I'd agreed to work in a North Korean uranium mine because the pubs were open when you finished your shift. Then I had a panic about not finding any work gear to wear and I'd have to turn up in my undies for my first shift. Then I woke up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silverton End Posted January 24, 2021 Share Posted January 24, 2021 9 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Aye, Meg's daughter. I miss Crossroads 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 24, 2021 Share Posted January 24, 2021 1 minute ago, Silverton End said: I miss Crossroads No reason why it couldn't be on in the mornings like Classic Corrie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silverton End Posted January 24, 2021 Share Posted January 24, 2021 1 minute ago, Sergeant Wilson said: No reason why it couldn't be on in the mornings like Classic Corrie. Yes, pretty strange it's not repeated. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 24, 2021 Share Posted January 24, 2021 Was in “London” at my sisters (was actually my parents old house in Elgin from about 1994) and my brother in law was waxing lyrical about the new Samsung plane. Within a minute, this massive (about 100m long with Samsung emblazoned along the side) rocket plane (one massive jet at the back, tiny wing) slowly moved overhead then started wobbling erratically. You could see the pilots in the cockpit shiting it. It disappeared over the house and started to plummet to the ground. We all ran round the front and it had transformed into a toy plane (about a foot long) and was lying on the grass. Gordon Hay from along the road (haven’t seen him in about 30 year) was standing there saying “yes that’s the safety mechanism on these new planes, they just shrink and float to the ground). Probably means my cock is going to fall off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 24, 2021 Share Posted January 24, 2021 1 minute ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Was in “London” at my sisters (was actually my parents old house in Elgin from about 1994) and my brother in law was waxing lyrical about the new Samsung plane. Within a minute, this massive (about 100m long with Samsung emblazoned along the side) rocket plane (one massive jet at the back, tiny wing) slowly moved overhead then started wobbling erratically. You could see the pilots in the cockpit shiting it. It disappeared over the house and started to plummet to the ground. We all ran round the front and it had transformed into a toy plane (about a foot long) and was lying on the grass. Gordon Hay from along the road (haven’t seen him in about 30 year) was standing there saying “yes that’s the safety mechanism on these new planes, they just shrink and float to the ground). Probably means my cock is going to fall off. Well, it's only for pishing with. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted January 27, 2021 Share Posted January 27, 2021 Lots of weird shit I genuinely can’t remember the last couple of nights. See P&B hospital for possible explanation 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted January 31, 2021 Share Posted January 31, 2021 Last night's dream: I was walking though a grassy verge in a posh housing estate with snowdrops and crocuses. I stopped to look at a tree stump that was full of insects. A small crocodile lumbered up and I reached out to tap it on the snout to make it go away... My hand in real life thumped the bedside table and I woke up. FFS. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted January 31, 2021 Share Posted January 31, 2021 Last night's dream: I was walking though a grassy verge in a posh housing estate with snowdrops and crocuses. I stopped to look at a tree stump that was full of insects. A small crocodile lumbered up and I reached out to tap it on the snout to make it go away... My hand in real life thumped the bedside table and I woke up. FFS.[emoji1787]. I had a dream once that i was lying on my front and a swarm of wasps were about to land on my back, just at my shoulders. At that moment in real life, my covers landed on my shoulders. I woke up with an almighty scream causing my dad to come rushing through to find out what was up. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 22, 2021 Share Posted February 22, 2021 Last night Mick Jagger knocked on my front door (no euph) and claimed he was a qualified dentist. He whipped his top off to reveal some rune like tattoos on his back which he claimed was his evidence of qualification. Anyway, he then proceeded to put his fingers in my mouth and rub my gums. He said he had done this to Tom Petty and it worked. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted February 22, 2021 Share Posted February 22, 2021 I dreamed last week I was going out with Beth from the Walking Dead. Last night I dreamed that I couldn't push the clutch down on my car, resulting in me and Mrs Stellaboz reversing down the road at 60mph somehow not crashing into anything. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted February 22, 2021 Share Posted February 22, 2021 I dreamt last night that I was driving a Harley Davidson down Perth’s South Street while blaring out Motörhead at full blast. In real life I have little to no interest in motorbikes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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