Karpaty Posted January 14, 2017 Share Posted January 14, 2017 Went up to the Shetland Islands for a wee bit of exploring, then came back a week later and robbed a bank with Franklin, Michael and Trevor from Grand Theft Auto 5. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted February 3, 2017 Share Posted February 3, 2017 I have a reoccurring dream that I witness a plane crash - usually I'm on my own somewhere remote and it falls out the sky in front of me. Had it about 4 times last night, one time I was at a function somewhere quite remote and half the attendees hadn't arrived yet as their plane had crashed so they were expected to arrive by parachute and we all just went outside the party and watched them all float down from the sky and land in the adjacent field whilst the smouldering plane landed in the sea about 1 mile away, we then just resumed the party as normal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blootoon87 Posted February 3, 2017 Share Posted February 3, 2017 Last night I dreamt, that somebody loved me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I'm Brian Posted February 3, 2017 Share Posted February 3, 2017 Had a bizarre one last night. Was taking a shit in a room full of people. After having finished said shit a prominent politician, who was in the room, asked me if I had shit and then proceeded to tell me I was rotten. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted February 26, 2017 Share Posted February 26, 2017 (edited) I had a dream last night I was playing for Aberdeen in Gothenburg. We were 4-0 down quite quickly. I wasn't worried though as I knew Aberdeen won, so I knew the goals would come eventually. By half-time it was 4-2, I think I set up the first and scored the second. I was wearing 11, if anyone wants to attribute any significance to that. As we were going off at half time there was a Scotland flag thrown on the pitch, I picked it up with the idea of unveiling it in celebration at full time. It had 1963 printed on it, I don't know if that was corresponding to a team or the country someone had taken it to, but there it was. Real weren't wearing white either, instead a dark grey number with white pinstripes and orange adidas stripes on the arms. They were sponsored by ACDC. Then as half-time came I went and got on the Subway, promising I would return. But then I was on the Subway I became Ewan McGregor as Renton, cursed to be taken further and further away from where I wanted to be with Begbie in tow. We were going to a party hosted by a Lithuanian lovely, as he put it. At some point between Govan and Ibrox on the Subway we were actually on a bus. I resolved to get off at Ibrox and get back to the game. Apparently Gothenburg was at Kelvinhall, which if you're unaware of the Glasgow Subway is three stops away from Ibrox. Except the bus seemed to be going on a tour through housing estates and farmland and other places I've never seen. Then I woke up. Edited February 26, 2017 by Miguel Sanchez 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aidan Posted February 26, 2017 Share Posted February 26, 2017 I had a dream the other night that I was fighting with a girl I used to pump regularly. The argument was because she slagged off The Bangles.Last night I had a dream that my sisters boyfriend killed someone and stuffed the body into a drain, so I might have 1 less sister soon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted February 26, 2017 Share Posted February 26, 2017 (edited) On 03/02/2017 at 09:53, Blootoon87 said: Last night I dreamt, that somebody loved me. Aye. Just another false alarm. Edited February 26, 2017 by Tony Ferrino 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted March 14, 2017 Share Posted March 14, 2017 I had a dream last night St. Mirren were playing Liverpool in the Scottish Cup final. What was strange was it being 0-0 and going into extra time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted March 14, 2017 Share Posted March 14, 2017 Had a dream I was involved in a threesome with my girlfriend and my ex who I have been speaking to quite a bit recently. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted March 14, 2017 Share Posted March 14, 2017 That could be a premonition rather than a dream, throbs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted March 14, 2017 Share Posted March 14, 2017 That could be a premonition rather than a dream, throbs. Bloody hope so! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted March 14, 2017 Share Posted March 14, 2017 Throbber is turning into the Clyde fan who always posts about his wife. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted March 14, 2017 Share Posted March 14, 2017 Throbber is turning into the Clyde fan who always posts about his wife. She wasn't happy in my dream but I just wonder why she agreed to a threesome in the first place. When I told her about the dream she didn't want to talk about it: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted March 14, 2017 Share Posted March 14, 2017 Is the ex skinnier than your bird? If so, just tell yer bird that you fancy a cut of leaner meat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted March 14, 2017 Share Posted March 14, 2017 She wasn't happy in my dream but I just wonder why she agreed to a threesome in the first place. When I told her about the dream she didn't want to talk about it: You told your bird or your ex? Either way I doubt you should have. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted March 14, 2017 Share Posted March 14, 2017 Philpy the ex is slightly thinner than my current girlfriend but over all the one I'm with now is the lesser of the two evils.Northern Jambo I told my Mrs of the dream when I woke up, might message my ex just to let her know though. I think she'd like to hear the news. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted March 14, 2017 Share Posted March 14, 2017 (edited) You'll lose half of that lovely crockery set if this goes tits up, throbber. Edited March 14, 2017 by Bobby Skidmarks 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted March 14, 2017 Share Posted March 14, 2017 Come on Throbs, you're not meant to tell your current girlfriend you were dreaming about an ex. Woman are fucking loopy and I guarantee she now thinks yer shagging yer ex. She'll be through your phone when you're asleep. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted March 14, 2017 Share Posted March 14, 2017 Philpy the ex is slightly thinner than my current girlfriend but over all the one I'm with now is the lesser of the two evils.Northern Jambo I told my Mrs of the dream when I woke up, might message my ex just to let her know though. I think she'd like to hear the news. Jesus mate. You've either a very good relationship with your Mrs, or you've fucked it, or neither of you give a f**k anymore. I hope it's the first. Why did you tell your mrs? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted March 14, 2017 Share Posted March 14, 2017 Come on Throbs, you're not meant to tell your current girlfriend you were dreaming about an ex. Woman are fucking loopy and I guarantee she now thinks yer shagging yer ex. She'll be through your phone when you're asleep. Pray for Rugster. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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