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I had a belter of a strange dream last night,

had a dream that the Mrs cheated on me with Tom Selleck, she was posing as a nanny to get close to him, but he didnt even have kids, i ended up chasing him through inverness then getting in a fight with the police.

i actually woke up raging with her!

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I dreamt a few nights back i went to an old firm cup final at Hampden, got a ticket for the Rainjurs end by mistake but went in anyway and got a total fucking pasting for some reason :ph34r::blink:

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Rarely remember dreams,I struggle to picture things in my mind, must be related.

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I had a dream once where my house was caught in a hurricaine and I travelled to a far off land where an evil witch was trying to steal my red slippers from me. When I woke up all the characters from my dream were people I knew.

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I just woke up from a dream where I was a detective and was just assigned a case but it was me who had commited the crime and I was trying to find ways to blame other people.

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I dreamt a few nights back i went to an old firm cup final at Hampden, got a ticket for the Rainjurs end by mistake but went in anyway and got a total fucking pasting for some reason :ph34r::blink:

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Celtic fan with 8,000 posts about Rangers ------- and now he's dreamin about them ! :lol:

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I have a recurring dream that i live at starks park in the main stand. Match.days are a pain in the arse i cant get my car parked and there are strangers everywhere.

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I had a really boring dream last night where someone in my office came and nicked both my flat-screen monitors and replaced them with an ancient CRT monitor.

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I had a belter of a strange dream last night,

had a dream that the Mrs cheated on me with Tom Selleck, she was posing as a nanny to get close to him, but he didnt even have kids,

i actually woke up with a rager!

fixed

tom-selleck.jpg

;)

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I have a recurring dream of somehow finding myself on top of a lamp post and then falling.

before I hit the ground I get a mad jolt and wake up.

Also get that mad sleep paralysis where you think some creepy shadow is in your room and you can do f**k all about it.

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Losing 6-0 to Rainjurs... woke up screaming..

Aside from that ive dreamt a few times im dying and woke up gasping for air... ive been of the opinion if you die in your dream...:(

Seems to happen quite often ! dry.gif

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On Monday night I dreamt that an ex of mine met me and told me she wanted to get back together with me. She has a boyfriend and I kept mentioning this to her. Being the gentleman that I am I decided to walk her home after declining her offer when all of a sudden this space shuttle appeared over head and crashed about 100 yards infront of us. It didn't actually explode though, it disappeared into the road.

Naturally we turned and ran the other way, at which point a series of drones appeared and began hovering in the sky. Then I woke up.

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I get this recurring one where i'm on a boeing 757 and it's flying between residential buildings and struggling to get height, it also has a big supermarket on board. Once the destination is reached (normally a Majorca type place) I head for a bar desperate on a drink only to realise that i've no clothes on, no money and that i'm only there for one day!

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I dreamt a few nights back i went to an old firm cup final at Hampden, got a ticket for the Rainjurs end by mistake but went in anyway and got a total fucking pasting for some reason :ph34r::blink:

Someone beat you up with a mobile phone?

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I had a dream last week where I was fighting with an 80 year old Asian man over the last cream Armani suit (exactly like Liverpool 96) in slaters in ayr.

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Anyone ever had one o they lucid dreams where you know your dreaming? Had one once where I woke up then shut my eyes again and I was back in it. I then fucked it up by opening and closing my eyes dead fast to see what would happen and it went away :(

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