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The Alan Partridge Thread


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The Clifton Suspension Bridge was built for someone like you. The fact that you can drive cars across it is a bonus. So do the decent thing, and leave your keys in the ignition so someone can shift it afterward.

And please don’t phone in saying I'm encouraging people to kill themselves, again. I’m suggesting that one person throw himself off Clifton Suspension Bridge, because he is, and hopefully soon to be was, a very unpleasant individual....a bit like....Jamiroquai.

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Hello, Lynn? I’ve been eating a lot of Toblerone. I’ve eaten four and I’ve got two white ones left. I don’t like them as much as the dark ones.

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