KnightswoodBear Posted March 11, 2013 Share Posted March 11, 2013 I'm actually on the verge of tears at being placed so highly up the list. And sandwiched between Stewarty and Nizzy. I've got a wee Antti Niemi just thinking about it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phantoms-livi-lass Posted March 11, 2013 Share Posted March 11, 2013 I've worked out a scheme whereby everyone can get served in timely fashion based on a particular order. We will attend at the bar of each pub in order of attractiveness, with the best looking getting served first and the uggos last. Therefore, the running order for who gets served first will be as follows:- Sweet Pete ffcsam Mrs M Nizzy Knightswood Bear StewartyMac Zen Archer South Lanarkshire Jag Tryfield GordieBoy80 Smurph Line cutting will not be tolerated and will result in a "sherricking". Each crawler will be required to wear a badge attached to their requisite bunnet with a numerical order of handsomeness from 1 to 10,000 (best to worst) to ensure that everyone is well aware just how attractive or otherwise the person they're drunkenly addressing is, thus avoiding any incidents of "beer goggles". This will hopefully prevent Zen and Tryfield from having to awkwardly dress and hurry off in opposite directions the morning after (again). Someone will have to bring my drink outside to me if it's all down to looks, I'll have to keep my head down & face the wall until it's dark or the beer goggles appear. If I remember rightly my initial reaction to the photo of the Subcrawlers was a bit of shock & not very positive. So I should have a few companions to keep me company. I'll buddy up with one of the Dundee boys, they'll be straight to the head of the queue, they were certainly at the front when the good looks were handed out, even Granny & Broon-Loon are good looking, I was pretty shocked by that tbh especially Broon-Loon. Going to a Forfar game was like entering the set of Thriller it was quite disturbing how bad they all looked so he must be a freak accident. I'm actually on the verge of tears at being placed so highly up the list. And sandwiched between Stewarty and Nizzy. I've got a wee Antti Niemi just thinking about it. Will you be wearing a jacket? Has everyone who is staying booked their hotel yet? The travelodge at the airport is £36 for a family room that sleeps 3, a wee lounge with a sofa bed & a bedroom with twin beds which is the same price as the normal room so I put 3 adults on the booking incase anyone wants to share it would be £12 each if there are 3 of us so give me a shout. Btw I'll not go to bed because I'm a terrible insomniac & those beds are brick hard so I'll be in the bar area eating & on the internet all night, I done the same in Dundee incase anyone gets worried about the safety of anyone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted March 11, 2013 Share Posted March 11, 2013 Has everyone who is staying booked their hotel yet? The travelodge at the airport is £36 for a family room that sleeps 3, a wee lounge with a sofa bed & a bedroom with twin beds which is the same price as the normal room so I put 3 adults on the booking incase anyone wants to share it would be £12 each if there are 3 of us so give me a shout. Btw I'll not go to bed because I'm a terrible insomniac & those beds are brick hard so I'll be in the bar area eating & on the internet all night, I done the same in Dundee incase anyone gets worried about the safety of anyone. ^^^^ desperate for a spitroast. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phantoms-livi-lass Posted March 11, 2013 Share Posted March 11, 2013 I was glad it went well for you all, its always nice to see cynics like me proved wrong! Why have you put the sad face on? I don't think it was you being cynical but I'm not going to get into a pointless debate about it. Barry wasn't bothered at all by it but it bothered me because he never has a bad word to say to anyone, he doesn't have a bad bone in his body so he is the last person I would expect anyone to sneer or snipe at. The thing is it made you look like shit (In my opinion) so karma kicked in quickly. If you wish to be involved ( or controlling) everything on here why not go to the days out or arrange one in your area? Folk don't mind travelling to different areas so that would not be a problem at least you'd be making an effort rather than being negative about everything. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted March 11, 2013 Share Posted March 11, 2013 Fucking hell, we've never met and I'm already bored of you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phantoms-livi-lass Posted March 11, 2013 Share Posted March 11, 2013 ^^^^ desperate for a spitroast. Folk have been feart to come near me in real life incase I launch myself at them & eat them alive. It's great. Nae messing with Big Geoff. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phantoms-livi-lass Posted March 11, 2013 Share Posted March 11, 2013 Fucking hell, we've never met and I'm already bored of you. I'll be stuck to you like glue, Big Aggie on one side & Big Geoff on the other, we are going to have a mighty fine day Pete, I'm fair looking forward to it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tryfield Posted March 11, 2013 Share Posted March 11, 2013 My jaiket is on a shoogly peg for this. I have applied for the day off but got knocked back and told to wait until nearer the time. Got to keep me sick days for flitting, moving house again soon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted March 11, 2013 Share Posted March 11, 2013 Why have you put the sad face on? I don't think it was you being cynical but I'm not going to get into a pointless debate about it. Barry wasn't bothered at all by it but it bothered me because he never has a bad word to say to anyone, he doesn't have a bad bone in his body so he is the last person I would expect anyone to sneer or snipe at. The thing is it made you look like shit (In my opinion) so karma kicked in quickly. If you wish to be involved ( or controlling) everything on here why not go to the days out or arrange one in your area? Folk don't mind travelling to different areas so that would not be a problem at least you'd be making an effort rather than being negative about everything. To be honest, are you absolutely sure you're thinking of the right poster here? I was interested in how it would go, and I recall suggesting that people should take a test run first and have a plan, but I don't recall at any point hoping it would go badly or sneering at it! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunning1874 Posted March 11, 2013 Share Posted March 11, 2013 Left out the list because Pete's jealous of my hair, IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordieBoy80 Posted March 11, 2013 Share Posted March 11, 2013 Left out the list because Pete's jealous of my hair, IMO. There was only room for one sexy long haired beast IMO 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted March 11, 2013 Share Posted March 11, 2013 I would never demean you or bullywee by putting you on such a derogatory list. You're two of a kind. The youthful-faced soul of the crawl. You sly old charmer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted March 11, 2013 Share Posted March 11, 2013 Left out the list because Pete's jealous of my hair, IMO. Whereas with bullywee and Bert I was able to pull off a suave lie about their exclusion, as you're late to the party I simply have to own up and confess that I forgot to include you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted March 11, 2013 Share Posted March 11, 2013 You sly old charmer. Bloody younger than you! HARRUMPH! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordieBoy80 Posted March 11, 2013 Share Posted March 11, 2013 Can StevenHibs and I come? <3 Right, we've decided. Aye ye can come. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunning1874 Posted March 11, 2013 Share Posted March 11, 2013 Whereas with bullywee and Bert I was able to pull off a suave lie about their exclusion, as you're late to the party I simply have to own up and confess that I forgot to include you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tryfield Posted March 11, 2013 Share Posted March 11, 2013 (edited) Hope I can make it. Want to hear Sammy belt this oot at the karaoke. Edited March 11, 2013 by Tryfield 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted March 11, 2013 Share Posted March 11, 2013 2nd in the list eh? That means one of two things, either Pete is very eager to ram my taut buttocks or that he needs new glasses. I'm edging on the buttock side tbh. I have a sweet ass 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted March 11, 2013 Share Posted March 11, 2013 Oh, Tryfield, buy me Bacardi and I will do it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted March 11, 2013 Share Posted March 11, 2013 MeSweet PeteSammyStewartyMacKnightswoodBearGordieBoy80DomDomBert RacoonFudgeSloop John BBullyweeGlen SannoxTryfieldEnrico AnnoniAddieDunning & DunningDesert NomadLichtieforLifeZen ArcherSouth Lanarkshire Jag Geoff Mozam Smurph Cardinal Richelieu I think that's the list so far. If I've missed anyone that's coming, or included anyone that isn't, let me know and I'll change it. Anyone else considering it, don't be shy. Add your name. Don't sit and think "I don't know anyone" (you soon will after a drink or two) or "I would go but I want someone to ask me first" (this is your invite, if we wanted to exclude folk, we wouldn't have posted it on here). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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