phantoms-livi-lass Posted March 10, 2013 Share Posted March 10, 2013 Careful now. Zen will be all of a flutter. Well, we will have to bring out the bad yin, he, he, he! Even the most desperate & depraved man cannot look at "Big Aggie" without screaming & turning away ill within seconds. Yippee we can torment them with Big Aggie all day, oh this will be wickedly enjoyable. Have you seen the photo? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broon-loon Posted March 10, 2013 Share Posted March 10, 2013 That would be a rather amusing form of room service, the chamber maid going all radge and saying 'here are the condoms you requested Mr Zen' From my distant viewings on P&B you seem to be a 'Fun' kinda individual.... Does this mean you need 'Fun Size' condoms ....? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted March 10, 2013 Share Posted March 10, 2013 Well, we will have to bring out the bad yin, he, he, he! Even the most desperate & depraved man cannot look at "Big Aggie" without screaming & turning away ill within seconds. Yippee we can torment them with Big Aggie all day, oh this will be wickedly enjoyable. Have you seen the photo? No, what am I missing? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 10, 2013 Share Posted March 10, 2013 From my distant viewings on P&B you seem to be a 'Fun' kinda individual.... Does this mean you need 'Fun Size' condoms ....? If you mean the sort you would use for balloon animals,no. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted March 10, 2013 Share Posted March 10, 2013 Room Service at Lenny's gaff That would be a rather amusing form of room service, the chamber maid going all radge and saying 'here are the condoms you requested Mr Zen' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derek Patterson Posted March 10, 2013 Share Posted March 10, 2013 Considering this now... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted March 10, 2013 Share Posted March 10, 2013 Considering this now...Do it!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phantoms-livi-lass Posted March 10, 2013 Share Posted March 10, 2013 From my distant viewings on P&B you seem to be a 'Fun' kinda individual.... Does this mean you need 'Fun Size' condoms ....? You filthy Forfar fecker! Can you manage to attend the Subcrawl? No, what am I missing? Holy feck, words can't describe Big Aggie. Even Barry was speechless. Gordie was totally traumatised, although I did push it too far by constantly tormenting him with her image, it was great. I can't post the photo on these boards (I'm not posting it in the nsfw forum yet because we want to witness the full revolt on their faces on saturday so no sneak peaks to build up immunity) I'm not sure how to PM it because it said it will be available for public viewing when I tried the media button & the other one wants a web address,?! if you let me know how I'll pass her on to you, you will have hours of fun showing her to your man, he'll be more than 50 shades of green. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted March 10, 2013 Share Posted March 10, 2013 You filthy Forfar fecker! Can you manage to attend the Subcrawl? Holy feck, words can't describe Big Aggie. Even Barry was speechless. Gordie was totally traumatised, although I did push it too far by constantly tormenting him with her image, it was great. I can't post the photo on these boards (I'm not posting it in the nsfw forum yet because we want to witness the full revolt on their faces on saturday so no sneak peaks to build up immunity) I'm not sure how to PM it because it said it will be available for public viewing when I tried the media button & the other one wants a web address,?! if you let me know how I'll pass her on to you, you will have hours of fun showing her to your man, he'll be more than 50 shades of green. You can show me it on Saturday. It'll be a grand start to my day! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 10, 2013 Share Posted March 10, 2013 You can show me it on Saturday. It'll be a grand start to my day! A look at the photo would be nice as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordieBoy80 Posted March 10, 2013 Share Posted March 10, 2013 Well, if end up projectile vomiting Exorcist style on seeing said picture you've brought it on yourself is all I can say. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tryfield Posted March 10, 2013 Share Posted March 10, 2013 Well, if end up projectile vomiting Exorcist style on seeing said picture you've brought it on yourself is all I can say. There'll be nae vomiting. Have ye seen the price of drink and kebabs? It'll take a punch in the guts to make me part with expensive fare. A photo won't cut it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordieBoy80 Posted March 10, 2013 Share Posted March 10, 2013 There'll be nae vomiting. Have ye seen the price of drink and kebabs? It'll take a punch in the guts to make me part with expensive fare. A photo won't cut it. This photo is so horrific you'll not only bring up what you've eaten and drank but most of your internal organs as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tryfield Posted March 10, 2013 Share Posted March 10, 2013 This photo is so horrific you'll not only bring up what you've eaten and drank but most of your internal organs as well. So, it's some skanky burd wi a Killie top on? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted March 10, 2013 Share Posted March 10, 2013 Is Big Aggie a euphemism? "show me your Big Aggie and I'll show you mine" Whatever you do, use a well lit toilet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordieBoy80 Posted March 10, 2013 Share Posted March 10, 2013 So, it's some skanky burd wi a Killie top on? Worse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordieBoy80 Posted March 10, 2013 Share Posted March 10, 2013 Is Big Aggie a euphemism? "show me your Big Aggie and I'll show you mine" Whatever you do, use a well lit toilet. You don't want a well lit toilet, you'd be able to see it then. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 10, 2013 Share Posted March 10, 2013 This photo is so horrific you'll not only bring up what you've eaten and drank but most of your internal organs as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordieBoy80 Posted March 10, 2013 Share Posted March 10, 2013 yep, like that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 10, 2013 Share Posted March 10, 2013 Back on topic, anyone attending on Saturday, it would be good to organise having a 'beer buddy' this will cut down the amount of time it takes to get your drink, also it will prevent a queue of 20+ folk at the bar. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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