Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 17, 2013 Share Posted March 17, 2013 So, Itzdrk wasn't there, who was the resident "beast" for the day?? Big Aggie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunning1874 Posted March 17, 2013 Share Posted March 17, 2013 Just had a flashback of Dunning and myself attempting to simultaneously "Rock Bottom" each other on a moving train I forgot about that! Completely unprompted at the exact same time, unbelievable scenes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drs Posted March 17, 2013 Share Posted March 17, 2013 I take it the "rockbottom" is subcrawl slang for anal sex. BEASTS! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted March 17, 2013 Share Posted March 17, 2013 I think it was the Hooch that tipped me over the edge yesterday. Lovely stuff. That's still being made?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phantoms-livi-lass Posted March 17, 2013 Share Posted March 17, 2013 Are they bruised? Wrap something round your ribcage for heat & support & see if that helps. Or I can send Big Aggie round to look after you that'll take your mind off the pain. I wonder what that woman is like today, she tripped over my bag & skelped face first on the floor in Dows, she got a sair mouth. I felt guilty so took her to the loo to clean her up, she was off her nut on something judging by the eyes & I had to stand her against the sink to keep her upright, those young guys she was with picked her up to be their milf, I don't think they understand what milf stands for so think any auld bird will do! She was more grab a granny, Yuck! If a man in his fifties was traipsing round pubs with an 18 yo girl saying he was going home to hump her & teach her a few lessons folk would knock the crap out of him or get him reported for being a pervert so why do they think its acceptable for women to do it? That pisses me off. It was a crazy day yesterday, totally out of control, I think we were in the twilight zone, I loved it. I seem to have come home with 3 rape torches though & I've nae idea who 2 of them belong to!?!? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted March 17, 2013 Share Posted March 17, 2013 That's still being made?! They've just recently brought it back. Tastes delicious. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted March 17, 2013 Share Posted March 17, 2013 I seem to have come home with 3 rape torches though & I've nae idea who 2 of them belong to!?!? I like the idea of a torch specifically used for going out raping. Are they fleshlights? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted March 17, 2013 Share Posted March 17, 2013 (edited) I like the idea of a torch specifically used for going out raping. Are they fleshlights? I honestly thought it was a rape alarm when Zen handed it to me and said "You'll be needing this later". Once I realised what it was I was bitterly disappointed when it turned out I didn't have to use it. Edit: Oh, for feck sake, guess who's been using my laptop while I was out? Edited March 17, 2013 by Adam 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted March 17, 2013 Share Posted March 17, 2013 Adam wants raped. Scenes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 17, 2013 Share Posted March 17, 2013 Note to self, bring actual rape alarms next time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
South Lanarkshire Jag Posted March 17, 2013 Share Posted March 17, 2013 It was fun. I liked it Hangover-free today too.* *who am I kidding. Suffering like f**k. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted March 17, 2013 Share Posted March 17, 2013 I'm hangover free. In fact, I'm drinking right now. [/]smug.gif[/] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted March 17, 2013 Share Posted March 17, 2013 I've been so rough that playing Temple Run is making me travel sick. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted March 17, 2013 Share Posted March 17, 2013 I'm acftually not too bad, just tired. A few beers an a Domino's seems to have done the trick. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest honestrae95 Posted March 17, 2013 Share Posted March 17, 2013 Well this escalated rather quickly. If only there was a meme for such a post? Anyway, I was a bit gutted not to have attended but I was on the same boat as itzdrk with a severe lack of wonga. I did go to the fitbaw with the man himself actually. However, the Subcrawl would have no doubt been much more entertaining than watching Armand One and Micheal Moore try to play football. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derek Patterson Posted March 17, 2013 Share Posted March 17, 2013 I like the idea of a torch specifically used for going out raping. Are they fleshlights? Where would one purchase one of these "Leslie Lights"? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted March 17, 2013 Share Posted March 17, 2013 Where would one purchase one of these "Leslie Lights"? I wouldn't know. I do all my beasting by candlelight. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted March 17, 2013 Share Posted March 17, 2013 Just starting to feel human again after getting a McDonalds in. If anyone can enlighten me as to how I got home, that would be grand 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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