philpy Posted July 7, 2012 Share Posted July 7, 2012 You know what?? I can't even be Fucked debating about this with you anymore. It's fuckin pointless. You got a bite. You happy now?? I've got beer to drink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 7, 2012 Share Posted July 7, 2012 Depends if it's Protestants or Catholics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted July 7, 2012 Share Posted July 7, 2012 I know for a fact they never put the siren on if it's a knee injury. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted July 7, 2012 Share Posted July 7, 2012 Even if someones taken an arrow to the knee? They'll stick the lights on for that Only if you are white Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MassiveFanDan Posted July 7, 2012 Share Posted July 7, 2012 I opened the blinds tonight and a fucking big manky horse ran past down the street... I've seen it before, some gypsies keep it tied to a tree outside their flat as if we were in rural ireland, but it must have got loose. It was skittering about the road and cars were having to stop and pull aside for it. Both a polis van and an ambulance then passed quite slowly after it, both with the lights on but not making a sound so as not to rile the horse up any further or scare it into a gallop. It was headed into the town, think it might've been going to the Martell actually. Saturday night. Town centre is full of mares anyway. Damn, is this Sunday? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted July 7, 2012 Share Posted July 7, 2012 Even if someones taken an arrow to the knee? Knee Naw, Knee Naw, Knee Naw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted July 7, 2012 Share Posted July 7, 2012 When my sister was wee she used to call an ambulance a "nee-naw fire". (She had been told by a paramedic that they were given simplified names depending on the age of the person they were responding to) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboMikey Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 Depends how hungry they are when they're speeding across town to Maccy Ds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
energyzone Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 They don't generally tend to use sirens in situations where the stress of the patient must be managed effectively - e.g heart attack patients. All the extra noise would not be beneficial to their health and well-being and shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Waldo Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 I am confused. When the ambulance goes "nee - naw" has - the siren went on, or - the siren went off? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Cyril Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 I like how they make it sound different if the ambulance is coming towards you or going away from you, very clever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Cyril Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 This is getting better by the minute. Do they play ambient whale sounds instead for heart attack patients? Naw, they play The Bee Gees. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 I like how they make it sound different if the ambulance is coming towards you or going away from you, very clever. That'll be those new fangled doppler sirens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 Naw, they play The Bee Gees. You're gibbering. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 This is getting better by the minute. Do they play ambient whale sounds instead for heart attack patients? Its a trollbulance you fuckin need. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 Talking pish? lolwut. The paramedic with nearly ten years service that my wife and i know very well, who happens to be one of the medics who treated her dad, must be talking pish then eh?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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~~~ Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broccoli Dog Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 Ha, giruy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lithgierose Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 You know what?? I can't even be Fucked debating about this with you anymore. It's fuckin pointless. You got a bite. You happy now?? I've got beer to drink. And a wee bells maeby Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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