Swampy Posted July 3, 2012 Share Posted July 3, 2012 See my previous post about the standard format of these topics. All a bit predictable. Going to be honest here: I'm having enough trouble staying interested in your current posts, much less your archives. Summarise it for me coz I'm not scrolling up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted July 3, 2012 Share Posted July 3, 2012 I just want to emphasise how much I don't care about this. Could one of the Kidderminster Harriers of Pie and Bovril please help me out here. I want to make sure I get it just right. Without, you know, caring and all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted July 3, 2012 Share Posted July 3, 2012 I'm actually terrified to post now. I don't want to try and appear relaxed, or I'll be savaged for not being relaxed. I can't emphasize that relaxation by saying I've had a beer and I'm reading the Kindle in between p and b, because then I'm a drunk like Tryfield and I'll be rimming Nigel Farage and mopping up his Pimm's with a crumpled pound sign logo t-shirt. On the other hand I can't join in the jokes because I'll be accused of being Jimmy85 or StandFree, who are clearly some sort of hybrid Fritzl/Glitter cyborg (apparently) that are overcompensating by joking around because they're not important enough. I'm not really any football team or nation because I get breathless watching football never mind playing it, but I don't want to be anyway because if that guy that was sort of The Solomon Islands briefly didn't actually get to be The Soloman Islands then my request to open a beach bar on St. Kitts and Nevis with David_Kennedy's_Hand isn't going to go down at all well. I hope you've noticed what I've done here folks: I've attempted to covered all bases with a sort of xbl style passive neutrality, but also namechecked a little known poster in a bid to subtly show that I'm relaxed enough to know people in REAL LIFE. All this work on one post and I'll still be seen as crushingly irrelevant. *sigh* Tough business this forum. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 3, 2012 Share Posted July 3, 2012 I just want to emphasise how much I don't care about this. Could one of the Kidderminster Harriers of Pie and Bovril please help me out here. I want to make sure I get it just right. Without, you know, caring and all. Kidderminster Harriers.............Tarriers?.........Not like you Ad Lib. But at least we know now.......bigot! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted July 3, 2012 Share Posted July 3, 2012 Can I be excused from the bitchyness? I dont have anything against anyone on this thread! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aufc Posted July 3, 2012 Share Posted July 3, 2012 Going to be honest here: I'm having enough trouble staying interested in your current posts, much less your archives. Summarise it for me coz I'm not scrolling up. Haha i am sure you gave me a greenie for it ya dweeb! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampy Posted July 3, 2012 Share Posted July 3, 2012 Haha i am sure you gave me a greenie for it ya dweeb! This sounds really unlikely. In fact it sounds like a ploy to get me to scroll back and check. Not happening, duder. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted July 3, 2012 Share Posted July 3, 2012 My dads bigger than your dad 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
port-ton Posted July 3, 2012 Share Posted July 3, 2012 Apart from the fact I've never, ever said that of course. Can't believe someone would come on here and say that you would say something like that. Everyone knows you would say " You touch your kids IMO " 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted July 3, 2012 Share Posted July 3, 2012 My dads bigger than your dad My Dad's deader than your Dad. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted July 3, 2012 Share Posted July 3, 2012 My Dad's deader than your Dad. I was dead once but I got better. I know this is off topic but at least it's a bit less egocentric than post of the pish on this thread. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted July 3, 2012 Share Posted July 3, 2012 I was dead once but I got better. I know this is off topic but at least it's a bit less egocentric than post of the pish on this thread. Back on topic, there's a few on here that are in the running for being certified brain dead. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted July 3, 2012 Share Posted July 3, 2012 I would just like to add that the one and only interaction I've ever had with the poster "Bonksy+HisChristianParade" was when he inexplicably posted on my profile "she moaned like a wilderbeast". Why he did this I have no idea. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pink Freud Posted July 3, 2012 Share Posted July 3, 2012 I miss Peter Grant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted July 3, 2012 Share Posted July 3, 2012 I'm actually terrified to post now. I don't want to try and appear relaxed, or I'll be savaged for not being relaxed. I can't emphasize that relaxation by saying I've had a beer and I'm reading the Kindle in between p and b, because then I'm a drunk like Tryfield and I'll be rimming Nigel Farage and mopping up his Pimm's with a crumpled pound sign logo t-shirt. On the other hand I can't join in the jokes because I'll be accused of being Jimmy85 or StandFree, who are clearly some sort of hybrid Fritzl/Glitter cyborg (apparently) that are overcompensating by joking around because they're not important enough. I'm not really any football team or nation because I get breathless watching football never mind playing it, but I don't want to be anyway because if that guy that was sort of The Solomon Islands briefly didn't actually get to be The Soloman Islands then my request to open a beach bar on St. Kitts and Nevis with David_Kennedy's_Hand isn't going to go down at all well. I hope you've noticed what I've done here folks: I've attempted to covered all bases with a sort of xbl style passive neutrality, but also namechecked a little known poster in a bid to subtly show that I'm relaxed enough to know people in REAL LIFE. All this work on one post and I'll still be seen as crushingly irrelevant. *sigh* Tough business this forum. ^^^ Accrington Stanley 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thundermonkey Posted July 3, 2012 Share Posted July 3, 2012 I miss Peter Grant. Me too. The current incarnation of Celtic trolls pale into insignificance. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pink Freud Posted July 3, 2012 Share Posted July 3, 2012 1341355294[/url]' post='6398351']Me too. The current incarnation of Celtic trolls pale into insignificance. Evidence please. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted July 3, 2012 Share Posted July 3, 2012 Me too. The current incarnation of Celtic trolls pale into insignificance. Evidence please 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pink Freud Posted July 3, 2012 Share Posted July 3, 2012 1341355366[/url]' post='6398355']Evidence please 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMartyn86 Posted July 3, 2012 Share Posted July 3, 2012 ^^^ Accrington Stanley Who are they? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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